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Chapter 3 - Super Glue

Trunks and Goten crept up on a sleeping Vegeta. The saiyan no ouji was snoring loudly on the couch, seemingly oblivious to the world.

Goten climbed carefully on to the couch, trying desperately not to wake Trunk's volatile father.

Goten reached his hand out to touch Vegeta's spiky black hair, and Vegeta twitched almost imperceptibly, causing the hand to hastily retreat.

"Truuuuuuuunks!" Goten whispered, "I'm scared! Can't you do this?"

"Goten just touch it and get it over with! Don't be such a baby!"

Whimpering and muttering something that sounded like "It's your dad…" Goten gathered up his courage and lunged forward, grabbing a dark lock in his pudgy fingers.

"Wow Trunks! Its n…not hard at all! It's really soft…"

Goten was so enthralled with the softness of Vegeta's hair that he forgot the (rather important) fact that he was petting the head of the one person most likely to kill him on the planet.

Vegeta twitched in his sleep, and his snoring became irregular. Even in his sleep the violation of his personal bubble could not be ignored.

Despite Goten's delightedly oblivious murmurs, Trunks immediately noticed what was happening. He started backing away…very…slowly…

"G…G…Goten!" he hissed.

"So sooooooft! Oh my gosh! How does he…"

"Goten!"

"Mmmmmm!"

The snoring stopped abruptly. An eerie silence filled the room broken only by poor Goten, who hadn't a clue.

"Man Trunks you gotta come here and touch it!"

One of Vegeta's eyes opened. Then the other. They both slowly moved to look at Goten.

"GOTEN!" Trunks screamed

His attention finally gained, Goten turned around to look at Trunks, who was by now halfway down the hallway.

"Shhhh Trunks you'll wake up…V…V…VEGETA!"

"Goten screamed in terror as Vegeta's hand slowly moved up towards Goten's throat…

"RUN GOTEN RUN!"

But Goten was frozen to the spot in fear, one hand still grasping Vegeta's oh-so-soft black hair.

Vegeta's hand closed around Goten's throat, his eyes sparkling dangerously…

"I've got you now brat"

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