A/N: This is a very short story.

Thankyou to everyone who reviewed my story "Active"

I haven't had so many reviews in the longest time and it made my day to read so many.

That story (and those reviews) made this story form in my head and come to life.

"Shit!"

Joseph suddenly blurted out as he finished up and pulled his body from hers.

Clarisse sat up and stared at him with a curious expression on her face, "What?"

He was huffing and puffing after making love to the one person he was not supposed to touch, and he felt a great amount frustration rising inside of himself, "It came off!"

"What came off? What are you talking about?"

"What do you think I'm talking about?" He pointed to his now-naked genitalia, "The-"

He pointed at himself again and watched as her face went white, "The condom!"

Now it was her turn to say, "Shit!"

Immediately she reached down and gently pulled the used prophylactic from her body, "Shit! How did that happen?"

Joseph stared wide-eyed at her, "It just slipped off after I..."

"Oh god, oh shit!"

They looked away from each other with faces as white as snow.

"Shit!" They both said at once, before turning to face each other and laugh, "Shit!"

"I can't believe it," Clarisse giggled, unable to believe something like this could happen. She stopped giggling and her eyes widened, "Oh god, do you think I'll fall pregnant?"

Joseph's eyes widened, "No! Hell no! It can't happen, it won't!"

Her face went red, "Are you sure?"

"Well not all of my...manliness went inside you, some of it's still in the rubber."

"Oh well that's a huge relief," she mumbled, Joseph detected sarcasm.

"I'm sure you won't fall pregnant...and even if you do, you can get an abortion."

Shaking her head at him, she gritted her teeth, "You know how I feel about that, besides it's hard to get it done without someone finding out."

"Well what about adoption?"

Clarisse gave him an unimpressed glare, he retreated.

"Well, we could pretend it's Rupert's?"

Again, she glared at him, "We've already done that once before, you remember our son Pierre?"

Joseph gave a guilty smile, then turned away for a moment, "Perhaps he'd like a brother?"

Clarisse snorted and began laughing, "Oh Joseph, you are naughty."

He moved closer to her and grabbed her waist, pulling her on top of him, "Naughty, horny and ready for round two."

Rolling her eyes, she sighed, "Well, I don't know. Do you think we're ready for a second child?"

She felt him move inside of her, then he smiled and gave his answer, "Right now, I definitely am."

This is a short, silly nonsense story. Thanks for reading, please REVIEW.