"Ahhhh! Keeennnn-ccchhhaaaannnn!" he heard a high pitched scream come from the bathroom of his quarters.
"What Yachiru?!" he yelled busting into the bathroom.
"Ken-chan, I have pimple!" she squealed.
"A what?" he asked confused. Then he sighed and went back into the kitchen to cook breakfast.
"What's wrong?" he heard Unohana come up behind him wrapping her arms around his waist.
He sighed not really in the mood to fool around or explain Yachiru's sudden outburst.
"Want me to make you some tea?" she asked sadly.
"Yeah, tea would be nice, thanks", he smiled to himself.
"One pot of tea coming up", she said unwrapping her arms from his waist and walking to the cabinets.
"Yachiru, time to eat", he hollered down the hall.
Yachiru came racing out the bathroom and sat down on her pink place mat beside Kenpachi's.
Unohana finished making the tea and set the kettle on the table beside three teacups.
Kenpachi walked over to the table setting down three plates: one with eggs and French toast and two with sausage, eggs, plain toast, and grits.
"Okay everyone, dig in", he said.
Unohana just watched as Kenpachi and Yachiru woofed down their meal and slurped their tea.
Unohana couldn't help but giggle at how much they were alike and how much they both ate like untamed primates.
"You gonna eat that?" he asked pointing a fork at her plate.
"Um, no, you go ahead", she smiled sliding her plate toward Kenpachi.
Kenpachi took a piece of French toast of her plate then he slid it back toward Unohana.
"You don't want the rest, but—"
"You've barely eaten and I don't wanna seem greedy. You can have the rest. Wouldn't want you passing out on the job", he smiled then woofed down the French toast.
He rose from his place mat and put his dishes in the sink.
"Yachiru, bring your plate over here when you're done", he called over his shoulder.
"Don't worry, I'll get the dishes, you're going to be late for work", she smiled taking the sponge from Kenpachi's hands.
"Okay", he smiled back and kissed her lightly on the cheek. "Yachiru, you done?"
"Yep Ken-chan. All finished", she chirped throwing her plate in the sink.
"Don't forget your zanpakuto", he said walking toward the door.
"Bye Uno-chan!" Yachiru called running after Kenpachi.
Kenpachi just waved and left.
Unohana smiled to herself at how normal things were becoming again and how pleasant her blood thirsty captain was becoming as well.
It seemed the happier Yachiru was, the happier he was and the more affectionate he would be. But if you made Yachiru angry or cry, Kenpachi Zaraki was unbearable and definitely not affectionate.
That means I better not piss of Yachiru she laughed at this thought. Then she went back to doing the dishes and headed to her division once she finished.
First of all, there is never peace and quiet in the eleventh division. Always battles going on or Kenpachi yelling at his squad to get off their lazy asses or Yachiru making a ruckus, but today was more out of control than usual.
Secondly, never point, stare, or laugh at a girl who's on her period and she has a pimple and is the lieutenant to squad eleven. Well, you can if you want to, but if you value your life, you'll think twice before you do.
"Ken-chan! Peacock brows is being mean to me!" she whined.
It didn't take long foe Kenpachi to find her but he had a little trouble locating a certain feather browed shinigami.
"Ikkaku! Have you seen—"
"Sorry Zaraki-taicho. I don't know where he is", he saluted rather quickly.
"But I didn't even finish my question", he said as Ikkaku ran away.
"Hey Ikkaku, you get back here and tell me where that damn Yumi went!" he bellowed raising his reiatsu and causing several weaker shinigami around him to faint.
"Ken-chan", she tugged on his sleeve, "I'm going to see Uno-chan" and then she stalked off punching any and every one that was in her way.
Kenpachi laughed and sighed at the sight of bodies falling to the ground by his fukutaicho. He knew Unohana was going to have her hands full today and no doubt he would get the blame for all the injured sent to her division.
Kenpachi decided he would deal with that later and focus on finding a certain feather browed shinigami.
"Yumi, bring your ass out here!" he bellowed banging on the other side of Yumi's door.
"Sorry Zaraki-taicho, he isn't here", Yumi faked trying to sound like a girl.
"I know you're in there and I know you ain't got no woman in there cause you's gay, so bring your fruity ass out here! Now!"
"Before I come out, let me explain Zaraki-taicho", he stuttered.
"You better have a good reason why you made Yachiru cry or I'll be using you for the new dummy doll for the new recruits to practice on."
"Well see, what had happened was is that I said there was something obstructing the beauty from Yachiru-fulutaicho's face and I was going to wipe it off, but when I tried, it wouldn't come off. That's when I noticed my beautiful and delicate hands touched a pimple and I screamed Zaraki-taicho sir", he explained.
Kenpachi was too tired to deal with this. Yachiru's period problems were giving him a headache but he couldn't let Yumichika get away with what he had done.
So, Kenpachi sighed and slammed the door down punching Yumichika in the face during the process.
"Next time, just don't touch Yachiru. How about that? Now get your ass on that training field and tend to the new recruits. Do I make myself clear?"
"Yes sir, Zaraki-taicho sir" Yumi saluted then ran before his captain decided to really kill him.
Kenpachi watched as he scurried away then he turned in the opposite direction and headed for the forth division.
"Ken-chan! Look, its gone!" she squealed running and jumping up into Kenpachi arms.
Without even thinking about it, Kenpachi caught Yachiru and wrapped his arms around her. "Is that so?" he smiled at her.
"Yep. Uno-chan gave me this ointment and it went away", she chirped bouncing up and down in his arms.
"That's good. Well, if you're feeling all better, how bout I let you torture that damn Yumi? He's on the training grounds as the new trainees practice dummy for the day."
"Oooo yeah!" she screamed jumping out of his arms and running towards the door. "Bye!" she called over her shoulder and she was off.
"Well, how was your day?" Unohana smiled trying to lighten the mood.
"Like hell", Kenpachi grunted.
"Oh, I'm so sorry", she said coming up to him and wrapping her arms around her neck.
"No, it's not your fault, nor is it Yachiru's".
"Well, the worse is over and she should be back to normal" Unohana assured him.
"Thank goodness", he sighed slouching to the floor pulling Unohana down with him.
"You know, we do have time before either one of us is needed in our squads. You wanna—"but she never finished as Kenpachi brought her closer to him and planted his lips on hers.
Unohana was surprised at first but responded with her own assertiveness.
She gently began removing his captain's robe while Kenpachi leaned all the way back until his back was pressed against the hard floor. Then she began removing his shihakusho while he undid her braid. (yes, he undid her braid. Kenpachi Zaraki does know how to do hair a little. Who the heck you think does his hair? Well it ain't mythical hair fairies.) Then he slid his hands down to her shoulders and removed her haori as well as her shihakusho.
In less than ten seconds, they both were lying naked on the floor kissing and touching every inch of the other person's body. Not stopping until both were satisfied.
Kenpachi and Unohana both laid on the cold tile floor panting and sweating and very satisfied.
Unohana rolled over until her body melted on top of his. Kenpachi smiled that dopey-smile-guys-have-when-they-just-got-laid-smile and wrapped his arms around her breathing in her scent and the memory of her body lying on top of his. An hour later, he let go, they got dressed and went back to work.
Later that night, Yachiru came busting into their living quarters happier than she had ever been and normal for a change.
"Ken-chan, you missed out on the fun. I made Feather Brow bleed, twice!" she jumped up and down on the couch beside him.
"Glad to hear it. You ready for bed yet?" he got up walking toward the kitchen.
"Nope. Not sleepy yet", she yawned.
Kenpachi laughed quietly to himself at the fact the even after all these years, she was still trying to stay up late when she was obviously so tired.
"Are you sure?" he teased setting a tea bag in the kettle on the stove.
"Positive", she chirped.
Kenpachi didn't respond to that because he knew she was lying. When the tea was done, he pulled out two teacups and poured them some tea.
"Here", he said handing Yachiru a pink teacup with white cherry blossoms on it while he sipped from his white teacup with black flowers on his.
Yachiru slurped the whole thing down in one second then fell on the floor sound asleep.
Kenpachi smiled to himself at how easy it was to put her to sleep. Then he set his teacup down, picked Yachiru up and carried her to her room.
He removed her shoes, then her shocks, then placed her in the bed. He kissed her goodnight and pulled the covers up to her shoulders before turning out the lights and shutting the door on the way out.
Then he turned out all the lights in the kitchen and went to his own room to wait for Unohana to come in.
An hour later, she unlocked the front door, and then locked it back before tiptoeing in his room and sliding into bed beside him.
When he felt her weight on the bed, he turned over and smiled at her while wrapping his arms around her tummy. Then, they both drifted off to sleep.
Well, that is the end. I was informed that periods only last five days so that's all I wrote. But if you would like to read more crazy stuff that Yachiru does while on her period, let me know and I can write them up for you or you yourself could or whatever. Please review and tell me what you think.