Disclaimer: I do not own Lucille Van Pelt. She received
her degree at Whasamatta U.
Patient A: I have fallen in love with
a cactus. Should I dump or marry her?
Lucy: The choice is up to you. I should warn you though, that being
involved physically with dessert plant life can be a pain in the neck, not to
mention other areas.
Patient B: My older sister is a pain,
a fussbudget, a witch and worse! What can I do?
Lucy: Take that back Linus, or I'll slug you!
Patient C: What is life all about?
Lucy:
Life is about living! Living is what makes life life!
C:
You need to change your sign. I think you're way out!
Lucy:
I'll slug you, you block head!
Patient D: How do I keep a girl away that I don't care
for? Every time she keeps lying around,
I like her less.
Lucy:
Less??!! I'll stay away for month!
Patient E: Bark, ruff, growl yip?
Lucy:
The green bowl.
Patient F: IIII IIIIIII II IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII?
Lucy:
How should I know what kind of bird you
are? Go ask a dumb bird scientist!
Patient
F: IIIIIIII!
Lucy:
Well! I never!
Patient
E: Gruff yip!
Lucy:
Who asked you! You all get out!
Lucy: The doctor is 'out' for the month.