The Ten Days of Akatsuki Christmas
Chapter 12: Epilogue
Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto or Christmas or anything else.
Summary: What the fuck happened with the cops? And ooh, author's notes!
A new rule was added to the Little Big List of Rules posted in the kitchen: Absolutely NO alcoholic beverages will be allowed inside the house. Failure to comply will result in being converted into a living Host for Zetsu's parasitic sperm children.
Needless to say, no one dared disobey that particular rule.
The mass destruction the Akatsuki caused over the holiday season resulted in them being raided by the Swat team of the Hidden Rain police department (HRPD).
The evil organization had to flee, being sure to take the Gumby mailbox with them. With two vehicles, things went more smoothly.
However, the Chia pet children were abandoned, and sadly, they didn't make it.
The combusted Furby was abandoned too, but it managed to slip inside Tobi's mask before the moron was thrown in the back of the van.
Baby Jesus, in case you don't remember, will remain on the grill of Pein's van until Valentine's Day.
Amazingly, none of the characters who partook in sexual acts have any memory of doing so.
Christmas caroling was banned in Hidden Rain.
At the end of this story, Kakuzu is back down to two hearts: his own, and that contained in the mask of Mr. Chiclets.
Don't worry, Kakuzu is going to go on a journey to find replacement hearts, and Deidara is going to make new masks for him. But that's another story. (Clay and Thread, coming to a theatre near you when I get to it.)
Jiraiya found a random toad off the street and transfigured it into a replacement leg. I'm sure there's a medical ninjutsu for this…and if not…I just made one. Yep. Clever, aren't I?
A/N: Okay, I thought about trying to explain all the inconsistencies and whatnot, but do you really even care? I don't…and I don't feel like rereading this entire series just to nitpick. Nitpicking will drive me up the fucking wall.
Okie dokie, I hope you enjoyed this story, I know I have. It didn't end up exactly the way I intended, but it was close enough. I find that planning out things too much takes all the fun out of it. Of course, I didn't really flesh out all the details, just a few vague ideas.
I spent a lot of time on this story, and you know why? Because I haven't worked much since late October. A lot of slow days, a lot of bad weather…and me just sittin' around, too broke to go do anything. So I'd sit at my computer and giggle to myself while making up bullshit and checking my ffn site constantly for new reviews to read and giggle over and reply to.
So if you have any ideas/ suggestions/ or anything else for the sequel to this, "Orochimaru's World Famous New Year's Eve Party" let me know. I will probably put some yaoi lemon in it, because in the end, I want to write what I want, and I don't want to lose any readers, but I can't beat myself up over trying to please everyone, either.