"Seven PM bitches! Time for dinner!" Xaldin called out. Everyone quickly rushed to the dinning table and took a seat. At the end of the table Xaldin stood wearing a waiter outfit.
"Tonight we don't have a menu… Instead we are just going to bring everything out. What's on the menu you may ask? Pretty much EVERYTHING!!!!" Suddenly the kitchen doors flung out. Dusks poured out carrying all sorts of rations. There was pork, chicken, fish, salads, crabs, cakes, brownies, muffins, vegetables, kebabs, pasta, bread, rolls, alcohol, chips, ribs, soft drinks... pretty much everything you could imagine (that's edible).
"OH MY GOD! Oh my god oh my god oh my god!!!" Marluxia screamed with glee.
"Dude!! There is enough to feed everyone in the school!" Xigbar grinned. Zexion and Xaldin sat down with the gang,
"DIG IN!" Immediately everyone went nuts. Xigbar went for the pork, Allendixe went for the alcoholic beverages, Axel hogged the kebabs, Demyx grabbed the fish, Nelixema dug into the brownies, Xaldin ripped open the crab, Naminè helped herself to the chips, Xemnas ate the vegetables (lolz) and Roxas ate the ribs. Everyone ate like hyenas. Juices dripped from their mouths, bones were tossed and drinks were swallowed whole. When Axel tried to get some crab from Xaldin he snarled at him hogging it.
"C'mon! There is enough for everyone!" Xaldin continued ripping them open. Axel picked up a slice or cheesecake and hurled it at him. It hit him right in the eyes. Xaldin stood up and slowly wiped the cake from his face. He then picked up a cream puff and threw it at Axel. He quickly dodged it and it went right into Marluxia's face.
"Oh you did not just do that sergeant fugly…"He picked up the fudge and hurled it across the dinning table.
"No not the fudge!!!" Nelixema yelled. The fudge went everywhere. On the windows, the chairs and everyone. Demyx picked up a muffin and grinned,
"FOOD FIGHT!" He hurled the muffin at Zexion.
"No!" He cried, "Not the pastries!" Everyone picked up a type of food and hurled it. It went everywhere… hair, clothes, face…. EVERYWHERE… Zexion quickly hid underneath the table while everyone else continued hurling food. Xigbar licked off the cream from the palm of his hand,
"YUM!" And he hurled another cheesecake. Naminè ducked. The cake splattered on the window. Naminè quickly grabbed the fish and slapped him across the face.
"I say…" Xigbar fell to the ground unconscious. While Xaldin was stuffing Xemnas's face with alcohol, Axel quickly grabbed the crab and bit into it.
"Om nom nom…" Marluxia ran around the room trying to avoid being hit,
"AHAHAHA!!!" He screamed. When he noticed that Xemnas had alcohol pouring down him he tapped Xaldin on the shoulder, "This is a food fight not a drinking contest… Let the poor man go." Xaldin obeyed and dropped him on the floor. When Xemnas got up he began walking around trying to get some caramel slice. He failed miserably and ended up collapsing in Saix's arms.
"I love you ma!"
"Right…" Saix dropped him and quickly walked away. Xaldin and Marluxia burst into laughter,
"I wish I was loved…" Xaldin said sadly. Marluxia munched on a cup cake,
"There there stupid… Is there anything I can do to help you?"
"Unless you can find me a girl friend I doubt it…" Marluxia threw the remains of the cup cake at Larxene's face,
"Well…" He pondered, "I don't know about getting you a special friend… How ever I do have something in mind that might help you out."
"You do??" Xaldin went down on his knees and begged, "Please! Help me Marly!"
"Alright I'll help you… if you are willing to do me a favour." He grinned.
"Anything…"
I'm BAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK! Yeah sorry about the extremely long wait… After reading through this I realised I've made heaps of spelling errors and I apologise :P. Hopefully the story will continue to be really random with less grammar errors.
Danni-XD