AN: I don't know what the point of this is. It's like a one-shot that's going to be followed by a bunch of other crappy parody one-shots that will eventually be strung into one long piece of stupid. :D Plus, this one just sort of ends.

Or something.

Oh, and I don't own Death Note. Last time I checked. goes to check again

In Which Righteousness Should Shut the Hell Up.

Sayu groaned. As helpful as Light was when it came to helping her with her homework, the fact that he had his television so loud was beginning to distract her. And he seemed to be yelling at it too, for whatever reason.

"Light?" she called. No response.

Sighing, she ascended the stairs to Light's room, and at one point began to hear fractions of what he was saying.

'Why is he screaming to the TV about justice?'

And then she heard:

"Too bad, L. If only you'd been a little smarter, I could've had some fun."

And then she opened his door.

"Uh, Light? What are you doing?"

Her brother, who apparently was in the finishing stages of writing a name, did something akin to a convulsive twitch. He slammed shut the book he was writing in and shoved it away, but before he did she noticed 'Lind L. Tailor' scrawled across the page.

"Nothing," he said promptly, twitching some more.

"Uh huh..." Sayu paused. "So why were you writing that guys name?"

"I was taking observational notes on people killed by Kira."

She blinked. "But that guy's not dead."

Suddenly, Lind L. Tailor clutched his chest, gasped for air a few times, and died.

"Yes he is," Light said quickly. There was an awkward silence.

"Oooookayyyy..." Sayu glanced around uncomfortably. "Well. I'll just uh...go do my homework now...and you can do your thing, whatever that is..."

Slowly, she closed the door.

'Wow,' She thought to herself. 'My brother's on crack.'

-

Light stared numbly back at the television as Sayu ran down the stairs.

Ryuuk cackled. "Ya know, for a genius you sure do stupid things. Like assume that it's safe to shout out all of your deepest darkest secrets to the television."

Light, who was just learning that the man he killed was not L, and that L was still alive, goading him, turned to face Ryuuk with a glare that had probably killed kittens before.

"Ryuuk, shut the fuck up."

The shinigami was quiet for a second.

"Only for an apple."

-

Hmm. Needs Moar Matsuda. w