A PIMP named Miroku
Chapter 1
One day the gang was walking through the forest when Miroku saw a mysterious cane on the ground. He picked it up and suddenly had on a purple suit with a hat to match. Inuyasha said" What the heck are you wearing". Miroku said" Shut the fuck up". Some guy appeared out of no where and put some baby powder in Miroku's hand then Miroku slapped Inuyasha in the face.
The gang instantly turned around and Inuyasha said" Man are you crazy I'll kill you". He slapped him again and Inuyasha fainted. Sango then noticed what was wrong with miroku, he had picked up the cane of pimp daddy. Sango said" Miroku you have to drop that cane before it's to late"! To late for what Kagome said. If he keeps that cane in his hand for more than 2 hours he will transform in to the demon Pimp Daddy Cane.
Miroku said" All of yall shut up"! Then some guy out of no where put some baby powder in miroku's hand. Don't get hit by his slap or you'll faint like inuyasha did. Miroku slapped shippou and he fainted. Kagome took out an arow and shot it at the cane in Miroku's hand. Miroku dodged the arow then slapped kagome and Sango then they fainted.
When Sango and Kagome awoke they were in some sort of house. Sango not knowing where she got the watch from looked at it and saw it had been an hour from when they were slapped. Miroku walked in the room with two other guys with him he said" Now yall bitches need to make me some money". By doing what kagome said. Miroku pulled out three condoms. Sango said this might not be that bad after all. Sango!! Kagome said amazed at how much of a whore Sango was. Time for a little night cap baby said the man to Miroku's left.
To be Continued…….