Hey! Sometimes life is not that bad! Right?
Chapter 1
Rating: PG

Yes! I'm back! As long with this story as well! Now. This story might be rated as high as NC-17 later on now. So, in turn for that. I'll post (what I believe) a suitable rating for the chapter. In this case. PG. AND! This is my first story using HTML format (Yay!)! Now! On with this story! Copyright Sandact6 2001.

"Aw! Come on Ken!" she pleaded at me, "We'll never find them if we don't try!"
So I said impatiently said for the 16th count, "For the last time, MEWS DON'T EXIST! So please stop already!"
"But they DO exist! And I have proof! Read this!" she said as she handed me a pamphlet.
I looked at the pamphlet and read it. "Find the Mews!" it said on the front. Well, when I thought it couldn't get any worse, it did. This was the dumbest thing I ever read! Not only they were protesting to help save a species what didn't even exist. But their saying, if they actually DO find them find them. They want to capture them and place them in a "controlled habitat!" And again, if they did exist, they would have a lovely time trying to get them in there! Why you say? Oh. Simple. THEY ARE THE STRONGEST POKEMON IN THE WORLD! Well... If they were real anyway. Which brings me back to my main point. MEWS DON'T EXIST! "This is the dumbest thing I've seen..." I said as I handed her back the pamphlet.
"But PLEASE sign the paper!" she said as she held the clipboard to her chest, "We need all the people we can get!"
"Well this is one that your not going to get!" I said as I walked away.
"YOU'LL COME BACK KEN!" she yelled out as I walked away, "YOU'LL COME CRAWLING BACK TO ME!"

I ignored that. Refusing to that part in that pointless conversation anymore. How childish. Mews. Humph! What's next? Ho-oh's!? HA! Uh? Oh. That's why you look like that. You what to know who I am. Right? Well OK then. My name is Ken Kowalski. And back there? Oh. That was my girlfriend Masako. And I think I know what she wanted back there. Well anyway. Before I was disturbed so rudely. I was heading home from school. I can't wait to get home. A movie comes on that I really want to see. It's called...
BOOM! RAT-A-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT! KER-BOOM!
WOAH! What was that!?!? It sounded like Machine gun fire and explosions! Coming from the army base!!!
All of the sudden, a man burst out out of the bushes. He had a suitcase in one arm, and the oddest looking gun I've ever seen in the other! It kinda looked like a Dragon from the game, "Perfect Dark." But only a little blue line, going through the center of it. But... What is he doing!?!? He looked at me. I jumped a little. And he said to me, "Hey kid! What's 2 plus 2?"
"Uh..." I blankly said. I was looking at his weapon rather than him.
"Nope! Too late!" he said as he pointed his weapon at me and fried at me! At least 20 or 30 rounds into me! As I fell down. I saw him ran away. Coward.
Well... At least this doesn't hurt. I think he shot me in the head...

All the sudden. I woke up in this very bright place. I shielded my eyes. The light was blinding! It was like, suns were everywhere! And it felt, really warm. Not blazing hot now. Just... A little warmer than room temperature. Like a nice hot shower. And I felt... Different... Strange... Well anyway. I closed my eyes and put my arms in front of my eyes to shield them from the extreme light source. What is this crazy place!?!? Why am I here!?!? and most importantly, am I still alive? These were the questions that hunted my mind right now.
Without warning, a semi-echoing voice spoke loudly, "Are you a boy or a girl?" It seemed to come frond everywhere. Really creepy I know.
Who cared about their question! I wanted mine answered first! "Where am I?" I yelled out.
The voice responed, "I said. Are you a boy or a girl?"
Screw them! I want my questions answered first! And by the sounds of it, him/it didn't get it. "Did I die back there?" I asked him/it.
"I'll ask you once more. Or next time we'll pick!" they bellowed out in a fearsome voice, "Are you a boy or a girl!?!?"
MAN! What a temper those guys have! I figured I just as well answer their question, then I'll ask mine. "Boy."I yelled out.
"Relax." they said as the light started to dim, "You will be there soon..."
WHAT!!! THAT'S IT!?!? "What about my questions!" I yelled out and took my arms away from my head.
Silence... That was it. Nothing more.
The room turned black. And I started to hear strange voices as well...

Well! That's it for chapter one! I know it was a bit short but it looked longer on paper. Well! This is the end of a first chapter that is going to have many stories. As well as my first HTML story! Please review it! See you later chu!