A/N: Hey guys, I just got writers block on A Fang Pierced Heart so any ideas would be MEGA appreciated. Okay, this just randomly came to me.

Disclaimer: I don't own Maximum Ride, JP does, and I don't own the idea of instant messenger. The only thing I own is this TYPE of messenger. I also don't own Harry Potter, J. K. Rowling does.

Maximum Instant Messenger(MIM)

Chapter One

Screen names

TallDarkandSmexy- Me

HappyElf- Dobby

FlyingIsAmazing- Max

TallDarkandSexy- Fang

LadyTalksALot- Nudge

Stinkbomb- Gazzy

CookingUpMischief- Iggy

BarkingIsForIdiots- Total

ICanHearYourThoughts- Angel

FelixFelicis- Harry Potter

FlyingIsAmazing has logged in

FlyingIsAmazing- Anybody here?

Hello?

AHHHHHH

I will make bunnies

(oo)

o()()

YAY

TallDarkandSexy has logged in

HappyElf has logged in

Stinkbomb has logged in

FelixFelicis has logged in

TallDarkandSmexy has logged in

BarkingIsForIdiots has logged in

TallDarkandSexy- Max?

FlyingIsAmazing- Yes Fnick?

TallDarkandSexy- Okay this is confusing.

Will everyone please tell me who you are.

BarkingIsForIdiots- Total here

HappyElf- Dobby here

Stinkbomb- Gazzy

FelixFelicis- Harry Potter

TallDarkandSmexy- Wyatt

TallDarkandSexy- Okay, Wyatt, you stole my SN

TallDarkandSmexy is now known as BabyMario

BabyMario- Happy now Fnick?

Wait...

Max...

Gazzy...

Fnick...

YOU ARE MAX AND THE FLOCK

And then...

Harry...

Dobby...

AHHHHHHHH

You guys are from Harry Potter

BabyMario has logged off to go freak out

FlyingIsAmazing- well that was interesting

FelixFelicis- Wait...

This isnt the potions chatrm?

HappyElf- Nope

FelixFelicis has logged off to go speak to Snape

HappyElf has logged off to find FelixFelicis

FlyingIsAmazing has logged off to feed hungry kids

Stinkbomb and TallDarkandSexy have logged off to eat.

BarkingIsForIdiots- Anybody here?

Nope

Okay

BarkingIsForIdiots has logged off to talk to ICanHearYourThoughts