Harry Potter belongs to J.K Rowling.
"By a new decree of the ministry of magic Hogwarts will take in a muggle school for a short period of time," Dumbledore announced during supper. Which caused many of the students to choke of the bones of their turkey and their un-thoroughly chewed vegetables. Mostly coming from the Slytherin table.
"This is merely an experiment to see if it is possible to have decent co-existence with muggles," Dumbledore continued despite the interruptions. "Their minds will be wiped if this does not succeed. I will post the schools tomorrow in each house common room."
"Certain students will accompany the muggles to Hogwarts in order not to create severe shock in these exchange students," Dumbledore finished off.
As soon as Dumbledore left the podium the students began to talk among themselves.
"My dad is going to be so jealous," Ron chuckled to himself.
"I hope that it isn't my old school," Hermione shuddered. "I would rather avoid all the bullies who teased me for being a weirdo."
"So nothing has changed," Ron commented. "What do you think Harry?"
"I hope that I wont have to deal with Dudley any more than I do already," Harry said honestly.
"Harry you know that you're going to be chosen to ride with them either way," Hermione pointed out. "One, because you're a celebrity, and you have so much experience with muggles already."
"You know she is right," Ron said glumly. Then he perked up. "Maybe both of us will be chosen."
At the Slytherin table.
"I can't believe it," Malfoy spat. "It's bad enough that they let muggle borns in. Now they are letting the stupid muggles without any powers in as well."
Everyone agreed. There wasn't a happy person in the Slytherin house.
Next Morning.
It seemed that everyone in the Gryffindor, with the exception of Neville, had gotten up early to see which schools were coming and who would get to see them first.
Harry had found a letter on his bed that he would be accompanying the muggles on the school bus, and that he would have to give an introduction of himself. Hermione suggested that he handed out a few books that he had been featured in. Harry thought that seemed a little too vain.
While Harry moved his elbows through the crowd like a muggle weed-whacker to find out the school he was assisting.
State School- Harry Potter, Ronald Weasly, and Seamus Finnigan.
Smeltings- Draco Malfoy, Percy Weasly, and George Weasly.
Harry nearly fell down as he read the name of his cousin's school.
Dudley's view.
"Students the Prime Minister has asked us to participate in an exchange program with a student that have a completely different lifestyle," a staticy female voice was heard throughout the school. "These students have offered to take some of us into their school. It would be best to treat them well."
The entire maroon and orange clad student body knew who she was addressing, Dudley Dursley. He was very proud of that, and the fact that he was getting away with it. Knowing not so little duddy-kins intelligence you would know that he assumed that this would be somewhere in Ireland.
Ruler here.
Next day.
"Hello!" the sugary only to Dudley voice of Marge rang through the school hallways.
There were a few seconds of mild snickers as Aunt Marge pulled him into a death grip that could be interpreted as a hug.
"I have come along as a chaperone on this long trip for my favorite nephew," Marge cheered as she still held Dudley.
Dudley however was too horrified to notice anything but the name of the school he was visiting. Hogwarts
'Harry can hurt me at that school,' was the only thing that ran through Dudley's uncomplicated mind.
"The buses will be boarding in a few hours," the staticy voice announced over the intercom. "There a few guest from this school will take us on a train to their esteemed school."
"Relax duddy-kins, I wont let anyone hurt you," she said sensing something in her nephew.
"Nobody can stop those people," he whispered to himself.
On the Bus. (After Malfoy had laughed himself blue in the face)
"Hello worthless muggles, I will let you know right now that there are two kinds of…" Malfoy spoke with spite.
"Ahem," Percy reminded Draco.
"People in my school. There are the smart kind and the dumb kind. The smart kind believe that your filthy kind should be killed," Malfoy continued. The whole entire bus stared at him with their jaws dropped.
"I would like to say that very few of us are as narrow minded as this student," Percy said with an air of stiffness.
You could hear the flies on the unsanitary bus.
On the state schools bus.
"Holy Crud! What that loser Harry doing on this bus," A random guy asked. "And why is he dressed like a freak?"
Ron's jaw dropped. The only way he had ever seen Harry treated before was like a famous man, but he did see him treated like shunned celebrity.
"I can't tell you anything until I get to the train station," Harry answered calmly. "Then I will explain all your questions."
"You'll have loads of questions when we get on the train," Ron laughed. "Now lets all do divination homework."
"Your making us do your homework," a particularly snotty girl asked.
"Here, Harry will start you out," Ron offered.
"I will be killed on the 30th by being buried alive in owl droppings until I suffocate," Harry pulled off the top of his head. "I have already predicted my death now so no one else can do that."
"The crazier the better," Seamus put in. He too had adapted this method of doing divination homework.
"We will be attacked by a giant bear on the train," one girl suggested.
"Lets change the bear to a flock of hippogriffs. It seems too muggle," Seamus suggested.
"That's yours then," Harry offered.
"What's a muggle?" the kid who just made fun of Harry asked.
"Everything will be explained on the train," Harry explained. It was quite obvious that he was reciting a textbook answer.
This is my first Harry Potter fic ever. I'm an Avatard. The next chapter will involve the train, and a severe case of shock for aunt Marge. This is an AU obviously, and I am very well aware that this has never happened and it never will. Lets all pretend that this happened right around Harry's fourth year.
Sorry for the shortness. I promise they will get longer.
My profile contains spoiler for the last book. It's just gloating that my pairings won.
Review please.