Yo. So I started writing a chapter for my TTFN in Tortall story, but I felt like doing this instead. Yea.. So on to the stupidity!
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Pirisi: Yo go in here so the mob doesn't kill you.
Sandry: Kay, son.
Pirisi: don't call me son.
Sandry: A'ght s-
Pirisi: Okay just shut up.
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Sandry: This lamp is going to die. I should probably do something.
-intense thinking-
Sandry: I know! I'll braid some thread and hopefully the magic I don't know I have will make it light up! Yayz!!!
Thread: -lights up-
Sandry: woot.
-sometime later-
Thread: -stops glowing-
Sandry: OMG NOES IT'S DARK!!!!11ELEVEN
Niko: Yo, son.
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Daja: Dude.. I turned white! OH MY GOD I'M MICHAEL JACKSON!
Daja: Oooo, lookie! A box!
Box: -is a box-
Daja: That isn't redundant at all.
Daja: Yay, people in a boat are here to save me!!
Niko: True dat.
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Briar: Woopsie-daisey! I already have two X's!
-more intense thinking-
Briar: This is bad.
Moss: No shit Sherlock.
Briar: OH MY GOD TALKIN MOSS!
Guard-man-guy-thing: Yo, you have to come to our trial thingy.
Briar: Oh okay, dat's cool.
Judge: I'm gonna be really bitchy and send you to the docks. Yay me.
Niko. NOT IN MY HOUSE!
Judge: ……ooookay. You can have him. Hey ugly pick a name.
Briar: I'm not ugly!!!!! –cries- I am a delicate butterfly and you have clipped my wings!
Judge: um… okay? Just pick a freakin' name already!
Briar: I wanna be Briar so I can rip chunks out of people's hands! And Moss cause the moss in my cell was talking to me.
Everyone: ..Of course it was…
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Tris: I are emo.
Girls: You have bad grammar.
Tris: No I don't!!! I shall smite you with my awesome weather-y magic!
Niko: You have magic.
Tris: Some guy said I don't
Niko: He lied.
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Traders: Why didn't you die!
Daja: ..I'm sorry..?
Traders: We don't like you. Go away and don't talk to us anymore.
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Sandry: Hi, let's be friends!
Daja: ..How about no?
Sandry: No, you don't get a choice.
Daja: Kaqs.
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Kids: I hate you Daja –beats-
Daja: WTFF
Moonstream: No, not in my house!
Kids: Okay, -runs away-
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Daja, Tris, Briar, and Sandry: Nobody likes us so we get to live in Discipline! Yayyyy
Rosethorn: ..freaks
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Sandry: Omg a loom.
Lark: ..yes…
Sandry: can I touch it???????????
Lark: Um.. okay…
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Briar: I like plants.
Rosethorn: Mhhmm that's not the least bit girly.
Briar: Shut up.
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Daja: OMG metal. Teehee, it's shiny.
Frostpine: Weird kid, help us with stuff.
Daja: OKAY!
Kirel: I are a sexy beast.
Daja: True dat.
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Sandry: OMG NOES WE'RE TRAPPED IN A CAVE THINGY
Briar: This sucks monkey arses.
Daja: Indeed.
Briar, Daja, Tris, and Sandry: -intense magic-
Sandry: Yay we stopped the earthquake from killing us and I joined our powers in this lumpy thread I made.
Briar, Daja, and Tris: woot.
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Yay, I'm done. Sorry if this was even stupider and more pointless than my stories usually are. Flames are welcome. Review please! I'm depressed about a soccer thing that I won't bore you with the details of so I need lots of reviews so I'll update soon. –is evil- Teehee.
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