May: I'm finally updating this! The reason for delay was because I needed to research what kind of –beep- Kyuubi and Naruto are going to be, lolz. Know that I know, I can update, yay!

Previously:

"...Kyuubi's parents hold high ranking in your world..."

Itachi's eyes narrowed, he sighed, making a mental note to question Jiraiya more about Kyuubi. He raised his hands from Kyuubi's perfect ass, he rubbed the red head's back soothingly. "Who are you, really..." Itachi tucked Kyuubi's head under his chin.

Kyuubi's grip on his shirt tightened. 'I can't tell, Naruto be careful.'

"Kyah!" Naruto squeaked, when Sasuke tugged him onto his lap. "P-pervert!" he whined shoving playfully at Sasuke.

The brunette just smirked, leaning down to whisper something in Naruto's ear.

Ino raised a brow when Naruto's face flushed red "Sakura, camera…" she stated, smirking when she saw the pink-haired girl already had it on and rolling. 'You gotta love her…' she grinned when Sasuke pressed his lips against Naruto cheek, the blonde boy squealing in response.

"No! They'reright there!" Naruto cried burying his face into Sasuke's shoulder, away from Sakura's -oh so curious- camera.

Sasuke grinned, before biting down on Naruto's ear roughly. "So?" he muttered.

"Ow! Sasuke's mean!" Naruto squirmed in Sasuke's arm, laughing as Sasuke nibbled on his neck gently "Stop! That tickles!"

Ino grin grew even wider 'Whatever amount of time of this we get, I'm charging ten dollars a minute…' she rubbed her hands together, plotting the ways she could use the money.

"Sasuke." Said boy glanced up to see Jiraiya, the school principal glaring down at him. "My officenow."

Sasuke mentally groaned "Yes, sir." he pecked a worried Naruto n the cheek before following the older man, wondering what he'd done.

Chapter 3-

Kyuubi sighed in relief as the last period bell rang. It was a Friday, meaning, no school tomorrow for him and Naruto.

And after a week of being groped by Itachi almost continuously, he needed it.

He stood up, glancing over to Itachi when the Uchiha grabbed him by the wrist. "…Yes?" he asked, staring at the brunette evenly. Itachi studied the red head calmly.

"Are you doing anything this weekend?" he asked, almost in a bored manner, already knowing Kyuubi would hang out with him due to the fact the redhead was worried Itachi might "accidentally" spill his little secret to his friends.

If Kyuubi had fur, it'd have been bristling. "Yes." He replied flatly, yanking his hand free from a startled Itachi's grasp and walking towards the door.

Itachi stood up quickly, following Kyuubi out the door.

"You're going camping this weekend?" Sasuke questioned, lifting a brow at his blonde. Naruto was standing outside the main doors of the school, waiting for Kyuubi to come and take him home. The blonde nodded cheerfully, bobbing up and down on the balls of his feet.

"We go to this special river and camp there for the weekend with our mom, she's great isn't she?!" he asked excitedly. Sasuke remember the kind, red-haired woman who taught their Biology class, he nodded, making Naruto beam. "Uh, but she has to leave next week…family stuff…" Naruto's good mood dimmed slightly, the blonde proceeded to dig his toe into the ground. Sasuke studied the blonde quietly, thinking back to his conversation with their principal.

-Flashback no Jutsu!-

Jiraiya frowned at a scowling Sasuke. "Sasuke-kun, I need you to stop acting so…energetic around Naruto." Sasuke rolled his eyes, slouching down in his chair.

"Cut the crap, everyone knows about the stash of porn underneath your desk." Sasuke drawled, watching Jiraiya's eye twitch "Besides, it's not like it's illegal for Nii-san and I to date humans right?" he asked, frowning when Jiraiya's expression darkened. "…What? It's not! Nii-san said so! Honest!" he babbled, knowing that the punishments for breaking human-creature laws.

Jiraiya nodded in understanding "I know, I know…but…Naruto isn't a regular human…" Sasuke lifted a brow.

"…Hah?" he replied. Jiraiya felt his eye twitch once again.

"…If Naruto trusts you enough…he may tell you…" was all Jiraiya said back.

-Kai! Release! End Flashback no Jutsu!-

Sasuke lifted a brow 'I wonder if Naruto's 'special conditions' have something to do with his camping trip…' he wondered, blinking out of his daze when he heard Itachi and Kyuubi bickering.

"Where are you going?!" Itachi repeated firmly as he and Kyuubi walked briskly down the steps of the school, the last batch f students leaving said school making a gap for the two to storm down.

"For the eight time! Camping!" Kyuubi snapped back, stopping when he reached a worried Naruto and amused Sasuke.

"Kyuu-nii?" Naruto questioned, panicking when Itachi grabbed Kyuubi by the arms and yanked him back a few steps.

"Motherfu..!" Kyuubi snapped his mouth shut when he remembered Naruto was near. "What?! I'm going camping, with Naru-chan and my mom! Can't I do that?!"

"Where?" Itachi replied irritably. Kyuubi glowered.

"You don't even know the place! Its private property! Secluded! Now get off my damn case!" Kyuubi slapped a hand over his mouth, looking only at Naruto, who was staring back in shock.

"…Kyuu-nii…you said a no-no…" Naruto whispered, looking at his brother in a stunned fashion. Itachi snorted, his temper flashing.

"Oh really? Cursing is a "no-no"?" Kyuubi flashed him a warning glare.

"The heck?! Are you PMSing?!"

"Where the hell is this secluded place?!" Itachi answered, crossing his arms.

"Why should you care?!"

"You could get hurt!" Everyone blinked at what the eldest Uchiha just stated, even the Uchiha himself. "I-I mean…if you get stuck there…who'll know where you are..?" Itachi tried, failing when Kyuubi smiled evilly at him.

"You're worried about me…" Kyuubi sang, latching onto Itachi's arm.

"Am not!" Itachi stuttered, a dull pink flush to his pale cheeks, trying to shake Kyuubi off of him.

Kyuubi smiled, releasing Itachi's arm "Don't worry!" he chirped, in a better mood he'd been in all day.

And all week for that matter.

Naruto nodded "Our friends live at the campsit-ITAI!" he wailed, cradling his head, the poor mopped of blonde hair just recently bopped on. Kyuubi cleared his throat.

"Well, we'd best be going now!" he stated, grabbing Naruto by the arm "Let's go baby bro." he grit out, dragging a wailing Naruto away.

Sasuke and Itachi watched them go until Kyuubi had successfully dragged Naruto around the corner. The younger turned to the older.

"…You love him…" Sasuke sang, mimicking the red head. Itachi looked at Sasuke blankly.

Before catching him in a headlock.

"Yay!" Naruto cried out in joy when they reached the site, dressed in a blue tank top underneath and orange, unbuttoned shirt and jeans. He scrambled out of the car, running towards the river bank and jumping in, regardless of clothing.

"Naru-chan! Come help us!" Kyuubi shouted, pitching up the one-person tent. He was dressed in a black tank top and white khakis. He blinked when Kushina pat him on the head.

Kushina smiled at Kyuubi, dressed in a blue plaid camping shirt with a white tank top and jean shorts. "Go have fun, I'll handle this." She grinned. Kyuubi paused before nodding and running to the water as quickly as Naruto had and jumping in, clothes still on.

"Whee!" Naruto giggled, spinning around in the pure, crystal clear water, only to get dunked by Kyuubi.

Kushina laughed softly, returning to her current task. She breathed deeply, enjoying the wonderful breeze that flew through the trees, the leaves rustling.

Naiad River, located deep in Nymph Forest…the names only hinted at the magical feeling you got when you stepped inside…

Naruto resurface, spitting water out at Kyuubi who laughed. Both of them blinked in surprise when two willow branches snaked around their waists before sharply lifting them up out of the water.

Kyuubi and Naruto both laughed, waving brightly at the willow tree currently holding them captive.

"Hi, Willow-san!" Kyuubi greeted, waving his arms widely. His father had long since told him of the pact between the People of the Water and the People of the Trees.

The Tree People, or Nymphs, dug their feet, or roots, into the ground, keeping the soil intact, so that when the Rain Naiads gave water to the Earth, the water wouldn't carry the soil into their siblings, the River Naiads, the Nymphs also received the water they needed to stay alive, so they no longer had to wandered around in search of the magical substance.

All this had taken place billions of years ago, when the world wasn't inhabited by animals or other creatures, when only the plants, the water and the air was alive.

Even though billions of years have past, and humans and animal now roamed the earth, the two People have kept their pact.

The wind rustled through the Willow's leaves, a well-trained ear could hear something akin to laughter in the second.

Naruto and Kyuubi grinned when the Willow lifted them high in the air before dropping them into the River. Naruto and Kyuubi both swam down, breathing the water as easily as any fish.

They easily swam down into the small canyon in the surprising deep river, blinking when they saw the shimmer of pearls near the bottom, they touched down on the sea floor and touched the string of pearls admirably, a silent cry leaving their lips as a swift current forced them to the surface. They both broke the surface, spitting out water. Naruto sniffled, swimming over to the shore.

"Mommy! Daddy just tried to spit us out!" Naruto whined, climbing up the bank. Kyuubi following. Kushina jumped, dropping the pot she was holding.

"Mina-koi!?" she squeaked, straightening out her clothes. Kyuubi and Naruto rolled their eyes, turning when a loud series of splashes was heard behind them.

A man with blonde and sky blue eyes like that of Naruto scrambled up the shore clumsily, a worn-looking tunic and pants from a way earlier era clinging to his tone body, a tangle of pearls and seaweed in his hair to form a crown.

Uzumaki Minato coughed a few times, walking up to the threesome. Naruto grinned, barreling into the man. "Daddy!" he chirped cheerfully to the King of the River Naiads. Minato smiled, petting him on the head.

"Naru-chan, how are you?" he asked, his eyes drifting up to look at Kushina, who blushed, before dropping back down when Naruto eagerly replied;

"Fine! School is fun and it's way closer then the last school we went to, and I guess what?!" Naruto stated excitedly. Minato smiled sweetly at the blonde.

"What?" he asked, petting Naruto on the head.

"I have a boyfriend!" Minato stared blankly at his baby boy.

His adorable, innocent baby boy…

…with a fucking hickey on his neck.

All of a sudden, the current of the river behind them picked up rapidly, quickly turning into white water rapids, the air seemed to drop in temperature and Kyuubi swore to the Gods that the white water was freezing over.

Suddenly, the water calmed and the temperature went back to normal. Minato smiled at Naruto with some difficulty.

"Oh? Is that so? Be sure to bring him here next time!" 'So I can drown his ass!' Inner Minato screamed, a tidal wave behind him.

Kyuubi and Kushina sweatdropped, fully knowing what was in store for Sasuke…

'Maybe I should bring Itachi…' Kyuubi wondered, tapping his chin in thought.

May; lolz, yesh. Uchiha's are done for!...maybe… lolz, don't ask what Naru and Kyuu are, later it shall be clarified, lolz

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