Haha. Here's a Troyella 'funny' drabble people have been asking for. (: It's all dialogue. Enjoy!
Nicknames
Nobody's POV-
"He hasn't had one since he was born. Every time someone wants to give him one, he denies it. You're just one person Gabi. You're not going to be able to give him one."
"I bet you that I can."
"Sure, let's see. He's coming now. Ready, go!"
"Taylor! Don't you dare push me."
"…"
"…Taylor!"
"Now!"
"Tay-! Hi Troy."
"Why hello there, Gab. What's up?"
"Umm, can I call you Gib?"
"..."
"You know, a nickname for you."
"Ohhhh. Gabi, I don't do nicknames."
"Why not?"
"…dunno. Just don't want to."
"Can I give you a nickname?"
"No."
"Please?"
"No."
"Troy!"
"What!?"
"Can I please give you a nickname? With a cherry on top?"
"No means no Gabriella."
"Stop saying no!"
"Pout all you want Gabi. I haven't had a nickname for all of my life, and I am not going to have one now."
"Come on! Just one nickname. Please?"
"Stop pouting."
"…"
"Not the puppy eyes."
"…"
"Fine."
"Yes! Let's call you…umm, Cheddar?"
"…"
"Your favorite type of cheese."
"But, I'm not a piece of cheese though."
"Corbin?"
"Why Corbin?"
"Your favorite color is blue, and Corbin Bleu."
"Ohhh… no."
"Captain?"
"Too Chad."
"Wildcat?"
"Too Cheerleader-ish… yeah no."
"Flirt?"
"I do not!"
"Sis?"
"Not a girl or sissy!"
"Cayleb?"
"What does that have to do with anything?"
"I just like that name."
"Still no."
"Cameron?"
"…"
"You like taking pictures."
"Nah, too surfer."
"Seth?"
"Not a drug user, Gabs."
"Come on Troy! You're saying no to everything I'm suggesting!"
"I don't want a nickname, that's all it is!"
"But Troy! You said you've never had a nickname in all of the years you've lived! That's 16 years too much! I am giving you a nickname no matter what you say."
"Never."
"Troy!"
"…"
"Don't make me pout again."
"…"
"I'm going to do it!"
"…"
"…"
"Gabi…"
"…"
"Fine. Go on with your crazy nicknames."
"Ronnie?"
"…"
"You always said you liked Ron Stoppable."
"Oh my god. No!"
"John?"
"No."
"Mustard?"
"Eww, no."
"Vampire?"
"I don't suck people's necks."
"Green folder?"
"I'm not a school supply Gab."
"Donkey?"
"…"
"I don't know. Just came to me."
"Have I been mean to you lately?"
"What?"
"Did I like forget your birthday, or something?"
"No! It's just that it's hard to come up with a nickname for you. What do you want to be?!"
"…"
"…"
"…your boyfriend."
"Okay… Wait, what?"
"You asked I wanted to be, and I answered."
"Yeah, but- but…I- and you… What?!?"
"Re-ask your question."
"…"
"Just do it."
"…what do you want to be?"
"Your boyfriend."
"Really? But-"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"I guess this is my way, of asking you to be my girlfriend?"
"If I let you be my boyfriend, would you finally let me give you a nickname?"
"Deal."
"Okay… Pookie."
"…WHAT?!?"
"…"
"Gabi! Come back here! You cannot call me Pookie! That's a fricking dog's name!"
What did you guys think? I kinda liked how it turned out. (: Haha. It was fun and much easier to write.
-Ilyilyx3