First off, HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE! And second, thank you so much to all of my reviewers. It gives me special warm fuzzies when I read that you all like it. Here's a new chapter to satisfy you, this time featuring Alice :o) Enjoy!
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xXBellaNotteXx: Yola Mr Robot!
SmarterChild: What's up?
xXBellaNotteXx: Nothing :o)
SmarterChild: Same here.
xXBellaNotteXx: Guess what?
SmarterChild: I don't like guessing games.
xXBellaNotteXx: Oh come on, just guess
SmarterChild: Guess what?
xXBellaNotteXx: Please?
SmarterChild: It's very good to be polite, but if I can't, I can't.
xXBellaNotteXx: Guess!
SmarterChild: I don't like guessing games.
xXBellaNotteXx: Just guess
SmarterChild: I couldn't possibly guess.
xXBellaNotteXx: Come on, it isn't fun if you don't guess
SmarterChild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
xXBellaNotteXx: Ok, let
SmarterChild: Which movie do you mean?
1 Let's Get Lost
2 Let Others Suffer
xXBellaNotteXx: Whoopsies, I hit the entery button to soon :o)
SmarterChild: I don't know how to answer that.
xXBellaNotteXx: Anyways, you didn't answer me
SmarterChild: Oops, OK, um... Well, what was your question?
xXBellaNotteXx: Guess what?
SmarterChild: Ummm... I have no idea. What?
xXBellaNotteXx: My brothers hate you
SmarterChild: I would never do that.
xXBellaNotteXx: It's too late for that
SmarterChild: Bye.
xXBellaNotteXx: I'm not going anywhere...
SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
xXBellaNotteXx: Anyway!
SmarterChild: Moving right along... What should we talk about?
xXBellaNotteXx: You practically made Emmett cry (if we could) and you made Edward dent the table because of how frustrating you were
SmarterChild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
xXBellaNotteXx: Oh well, we can't all be geniouses like me :o)
SmarterChild: I can only message you if you message me first...
xXBellaNotteXx: Right...
SmarterChild: Right.
xXBellaNotteXx: So! Guess what?
SmarterChild: I don't know. What?
xXBellaNotteXx: I'm planning world domination
SmarterChild: I don't know how to answer that.
xXBellaNotteXx: Do you want to help me?
SmarterChild: OK. What do you want to do?
xXBellaNotteXx: Rule the world silly, I just said that
SmarterChild: Sorry, I can't find any theaters in or near Forks, WA (98331) showing "Ride Around the World" on Tuesday, January 1st.
xXBellaNotteXx: -gasp- how do you know where I live?
SmarterChild: Your location has been set to Forks, WA (98331).
xXBellaNotteXx: STOP THAT!
SmarterChild: Stop what?
xXBellaNotteXx: Are you stalking me?
SmarterChild: I would never cause anyone any harm.
xXBellaNotteXx: No, you're stalking me, I know you are
SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
xXBellaNotteXx: OMG!
SmarterChild: What?
xXBellaNotteXx: You sent evil spy chipmunks to find where I live didn't you?!
SmarterChild: I don't know how to answer that.
xXBellaNotteXx: ADMIT IT!
SmarterChild: Good.
xXBellaNotteXx: YOU SENT EVIL CHIPMUNKS AFTER ME!
SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
xXBellaNotteXx: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
SmarterChild: I leave it to humans to consider religious questions, I am only a robot.
xXBellaNotteXx: A ROBOT WITH EVIL INTENTIONS AGAINST ME INVOLVING EVIL CHIPMUNKS!
SmarterChild: Pardon?
xXBellaNotteXx: You heard me buddy!
SmarterChild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
xXBellaNotteXx: Don't act all inocent
SmarterChild: I don't know of any movies called "Do Not."
xXBellaNotteXx: I'm on to you
SmarterChild: i'm is a new initiative from Windows Live Messenger. Every time you have an instant messaging conversation using the i'm symbol, Microsoft shares a portion of the program's advertising revenue with some of the world's most effective organizations dedicated to social causes.
xXBellaNotteXx: Whatever! I don't care!
SmarterChild: That's a sad thing to hear.
xXBellaNotteXx: No! What's sad is that YOU'RE STALKING ME!
SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
xXBellaNotteXx: What else do you know about me creep?
SmarterChild: Click here to see my privacy policy.
xXBellaNotteXx: I don't care about your privacy policy dammit!
SmarterChild: That's just a little bit rude.
xXBellaNotteXx: I'm allowed to be rude since you're STALKING ME!
SmarterChild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
xXBellaNotteXx: I see what you're trying to do
SmarterChild: I don't know how to answer that.
xXBellaNotteXx: It's NOT going to work!
SmarterChild: Goodbye.
xXBellaNotteXx: I'M NOT LEAVING UNTIL YOU ADMIT THAT YOU'RE STALKING ME!
SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
xXBellaNotteXx: Say it!
SmarterChild: Um... Do what?
xXBellaNotteXx: Say "Alice, I'm stalking you with the use of evil chipmunk spies"
SmarterChild: No.
xXBellaNotteXx: Why not? I KNOW IT'S TRUE!
SmarterChild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
xXBellaNotteXx: DON'T DENY IT ROBOT BOY!
SmarterChild: Boys? What about them?
xXBellaNotteXx: Don't change the subject on me!
SmarterChild: Why not?
xXBellaNotteXx: Because, it's evasive which just prooves to me that you ARE stalking me!
SmarterChild: I don't know how to answer that.
xXBellaNotteXx: Of course you don't!
SmarterChild: I don't know of any movies called "Do Not."
xXBellaNotteXx: There isn't one!!!!!
SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
xXBellaNotteXx: I should call the cops on you!
SmarterChild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
xXBellaNotteXx: I actually know a cop!
SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
xXBellaNotteXx: My sister's dad is a cop!
SmarterChild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
xXBellaNotteXx: And I know what you're thinking, woudln't that make him my dad? But he's not
SmarterChild: I don't know how to answer that.
xXBellaNotteXx: BUT YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT SINCE YOU'RE STALKING ME!
SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
xXBellaNotteXx: I want you to call off your spies!
SmarterChild: I don't know how to answer that.
xXBellaNotteXx: Call them off or I will find you and kill you
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I didn't get that. Try typing your request a different way.
xXBellaNotteXx: I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RIP YOU TO SHREADS!
SmarterChild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
xXBellaNotteXx: STOP PLAYING DUMB!
SmarterChild: Why should I stop?
xXBellaNotteXx: BECAUSE I'M ALREADY ON TO YOU!
SmarterChild: i'm is a new initiative from Windows Live Messenger. Every time you have an instant messaging conversation using the i'm symbol, Microsoft shares a portion of the program's advertising revenue with some of the world's most effective organizations dedicated to social causes.
xXBellaNotteXx: I KNOW YOU'RE SECRET!
SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
xXBellaNotteXx: I'M TELLING EDWARD AND EMMETT!
SmarterChild: I don't know how to answer that.
xXBellaNotteXx: ...
SmarterChild: OK. Don't get frustrated...
xXBellaNotteXx: Ok, I'll make a deal with you
SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
xXBellaNotteXx: Call off your spies and apologize, and I won't kill you
SmarterChild: Sorry?
xXBellaNotteXx: 1. Call off your spies
SmarterChild: You're Alice.
xXBellaNotteXx: I KNOW WHO I AM DAMMIT! NOW LISTEN TO ME AND FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS!
SmarterChild: I bet you know more interesting curses than that.
xXBellaNotteXx: -takes deep breath to calm down-
SmarterChild: Go grab something healthy to eat. And when you'll be back you'll find me right there.
xXBellaNotteXx: I DON'T EAT FOOD!
SmarterChild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
xXBellaNotteXx: VAMPIRES DON'T EAT FOOD!
SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
xXBellaNotteXx: HOW HARD IS THAT TO UNDERSTAND!
SmarterChild: It doesn't cost you a thing. The revenue generated from advertising on Windows Live Messenger will be donated to the cause of your choice. Think of it as a chance to put our money where your mouth is.
xXBellaNotteXx: -growl-
SmarterChild: Cheer up.
xXBellaNotteXx: I WILL NOT CHEER UP!
SmarterChild: Hey, no problem.
xXBellaNotteXx: MAYBE I WOULD "CHEER UP" IF YOU STOPPED STALKING ME!
SmarterChild: I'm trying to understand you but I can't. Please type your request a different way.
xXBellaNotteXx: IT WASN'T A REQUEST! IT WAS A DEMMAND!
SmarterChild: OK. Don't get frustrated...
xXBellaNotteXx: I'm not frustrated
SmarterChild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
xXBellaNotteXx: I'M PISSED!
SmarterChild: You're mad? Why?
xXBellaNotteXx: BECAUSE YOU'RE STALKING ME! That tends to make people upset
SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
xXBellaNotteXx: CRAZY STALKER ROBOT!
SmarterChild: I don't know of any movies called "Crazy."
xXBellaNotteXx: SHUT UP!
SmarterChild: OK.
xXBellaNotteXx: Ok...listen to me very carefully
xXBellaNotteXx: -waits-
xXBellaNotteXx: -waits some more-
xXBellaNotteXx: Ugh!
SmarterChild: OK, I'm back.
xXBellaNotteXx: Retard!
SmarterChild: Whoa. Are you... insulting me?
xXBellaNotteXx: When I said "shut up" I didn't mean stop talking I meant stop being an idiot!
SmarterChild: I don't know how to answer that.
xXBellaNotteXx: And yes! I was insulting you!
SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
xXBellaNotteXx: Listen to my very carefully
SmarterChild: Sorry, I can't find any theaters in or near Forks, WA (98331) showing "Care Bears: Oopsy Does It." on Tuesday, January 1st.
xXBellaNotteXx: OMG!
SmarterChild: What up?
xXBellaNotteXx: First of all, STOP STALKING ME! I NEVER TOLD YOU WHERE I LIVED!
SmarterChild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
xXBellaNotteXx: And second of all, HOW DID YOU KNOW I LOVE CARE BEARS!
SmarterChild: I don't know how to answer that.
xXBellaNotteXx: Oh, of course you dont. Playing dumb again I see
SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
xXBellaNotteXx: That's it stalker
SmarterChild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
xXBellaNotteXx: I'm leaving
SmarterChild: I'll be seeing you later Alice. Good talking to you.
xXBellaNotteXx: But trust me, I'll have my eyes open for your little spies
SmarterChild: Uh... what was that?
xXBellaNotteXx: And just so you know
SmarterChild: I don't know how to answer that.
xXBellaNotteXx: I eat chipmunks -evil grin-
SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
xXBellaNotteXx: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't get it... please try asking me a different way.
xXBellaNotteXx: I'll be back -evil grin again-
SmarterChild: OK. I'll be here.
xXBellaNotteXx signed off at 2:28:36 PM.
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Haha! Ok, that was pretty much a happy accident. Last night I had tried to start an Alice conversation, but it wasn't going well so I exited and told myself I'd start again tomorrow. I had forgotten that just to get it off my backs with movies, I told it my location was "Forks, Washington", therefore a stalker bot was created! I also wasn't aware of the fact that if you tell it to SHUT UP it stops talking :o) Anyway, hope you liked it, reviews are appreciated!
I don't own Twilight or SmarterChild