PT:
There
is no future for the dreams you place upon
The sharp curves of the
white moon
Burning soul—come here beside me
And create a
blade from which hot blood be shed
The greater the pain is
inflicted,
The greater the joy that comes from
it
This cleansed body of mine is the RULE
And I shall paint the
whole moon crimson
Betrayal shall never be forgiven
Destroy the
enemy before you, that is all
I, with this cleansed body
Shall
have the final laugh
The blood...so beautiful...that is the
RULE
Nobody can stop me now
The crimson moon shall be mine
And
I shall rule over all the world
This cleansed body of mine is the
RULE
And I shall paint the whole moon crimson
The blood...so
beautiful...that is the RULE
And I shall rule over all the world
"..."
Ed: NO.
Ebisu: HEY GUESS WHAT! YOU KNOW THE TIME I TOLD YOU THAT WE WERE MAKING A CAMEO BACK IN ONE OF THE FIRST CHAPTERS AND DEMI INTERRUPTED ME?!!??!!!
"..."
Ebisu: Anybody?
"..."
Ebisu: TT—TT Fu--
Is kicked out of the tree by PT.
PT: Heh...I'm watching 1776--
Is also kicked out of the tree, by Naruto.
Sakura: Yeah, after having to deal with Snow White for another round.
PT (from outside): 1776 PWNS!!! DO NOT DENY IT!!!!!
"..."
Kakashi: She loves that musical a lot, doesn't she?
Anko: Yup.
Pelli: Even though it's been like—what—a year by now?
"..."
Harry: I'm bored.
Hedwig: Hoot.
"..."
Coryn: THEN I SHALL TAKE AN ADVANTAGE OVER GETTING MY NAME BACK AFTER NEARLY A YEAR AND FEED YOU ALL WITH MEAPLES WITH MY KINGLY POWER!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
"..."
Everyone backs away.
Kalo: I liked him better as an outcast...
Cory: Just why the hell was I named after this guy...?
Soren: He's not a guy.
"..."
Bell: Uncomfortable silence...
Blythe: Oh damn...
Bash: You don't mean...
Digger (who has not had a line in a while now): He's a... HEY THE SUBTITLES ARE BACK!!!!!
Soren: Yeah, we hired a new one. Now do the dramatic horrific realization again!!!
"..."
Bell: Uncomfortable silence...
Blythe: Oh--
PT (still outside): DILDOOOO!!!!!
"..."
Pelli (exploding): WHAT THE HELL, YOU – WITH A – AND A – !!!! I HOPE YOU – IN A – WITH A – AND YOU – IN – AFTER THAT!!!! – !!!
"..."
O.o
"..."
Soren: ...
The three B's: ...
Mysterious scroom things: ...
PT (still outside): O.O AAAHHHH NNOOOOO!!!! WILL WALT DISNEY PLEASE BE MORE REALISTIC!!!!! I MEAN, SINCE WHEN DID MINES HAVE GEMS THAT WERE ALREADY FAUCETED AND SHINY BY THE TIME THEY'RE FIRST MINED!!! THERE'S JUST A BUNCH OF JEWELS THAT ALREADY LOOK LIKE THEY'VE BEEN MINED AND CUT STICKING OUT OF THE ROCK!!!!! HAVE THE CREATORS EVEN THOUGHT OF THE THING CALLED "RAW MINERALS"?!!?!??!?!
"..."
Soren: How the hell is she watching Snow White outside all of a sudden???
Pelli: No idea, dearie.
Soren: ...I wasn't speaking to ugly owls, I was speaking to the awesome-sauce ones. Digger?
Pelli: WHAAAATTT!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Soren: It's true.
Pelli: But...But...
Turns to screen.
Pelli: How many of you people out there have read the last book??? DID YOU READ THE END!!! ROMANCE BET--
Is kicked out of the tree by Cory.
Cory: She's annoying.
Pelli: WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE MEEE!!!! THE CRUELTY OF THE WOOORRLLLDDDDD!!!!!
"..."
Soren: Good God...Demi has seriously influenced us too much for one year...
Pelli: ...It hasn't BEEN a year yet...
Soren begins throwing dried caterpillars at her.
Pelli: HEY!!!!
Soren (still throwing): ...I'm happy this is the last episode. That means we'll never see her again, and it's only one more da--
PT pops up at the hollow and glomps him.
PT: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEELLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! KKKKYYYAAAAAAAAA!!!!! DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT HOW HOT NIOU MASAHARU IS AND HOW WE HAVE THE SAME ASIAN NAMES, ONLY "NIOU NIOU" IS MY NICKNAME, BUT IT'S USED SO MUCH MORE THAN "XIAO YU"!!! AND DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME I SQUASHED GRAPES ON THE FLOOR WHEN I WAS A KID BECAUSE IT WAS SLIPPER--
Tossed out of the tree again.
Soren: NO ONE WANTS TO KNOW, LADY!!!!
PT comes up again.
PT: And you know, Ed is SOOO CUTTTEE AND HOT, like OMFG the way he...
Ed backs into a corner.
Ed: Just one more night...
Faints.
Al: BROTHER!!!
Soren (mumbling): Just ONE MORE night, one more night, one last chapter—and then this torture will finally be over... At last...the nightmare...
Is knocked out by PT.
PT: So...Twilight...
Twilight jumps up with his sister's pants on.
Twilight:
It's
close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark You hear the door slam and realize there's nowhere
left to run They're out to get you, there's
demons closing in on every side Darkness falls
across the land
Under
the moonlight you see a sight that almost stops your heart
You try
to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it
You start
to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes,
You're
paralyzed
You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see
the sun
You close your eyes, and hope that this is just
imagination
But all the while you hear the creature creepin' up
behind
You're out of time
They will possess you unless you
change the number on your dial
Now is the time for you and I to
cuddle close together
All through the night I'll save you from the
terror on the screen,
I'll make you see
The midnight hour is close at hand
Creatures
crawl in search of blood
To terrorize ya'lls neighbourhood
And
whosoever shall be found
Without the soul for gettin' down
Must
stand and face the hounds of hell
And rot inside a corpse's shell
'Cause
this is thriller, thriller night
The
foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years
And
grizzy ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom
And
though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For
no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the thriller
There ain't no second chance
against the thing with forty eyes
You know its thriller, thriller
night
You're fighting for your life inside of killer, thriller
tonight...
Soren (who has awoken): STOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOP!!! SHUT UP!!!! YOU'RE SCARING MY DAUGHTERSSS!!!!! HOW DARE YOU SCARE THE THREE B'S!!!!!!!!
"..."
Bash: Errrr...Da?
Blythe: We're fine.
Bell: It was actually pretty funny--
Soren: GIRLS!!! YOU ARE SCARED, BECAUSE I SAID SO!!! YOU ARE SCARED!!! ADMIT IT!!!!
He pisses on the floor.
"..."
Gylfie: ...Soren?
Soren (squeaking): Yes?
Digger: Soren...if you're scared, just say so. Don't use the three B's as an excuse; they're even braver than you are--
Soren: I'M NOT SCARED!!!!!!
Twilight: Mwahahahahaha...
Soren: GAH!!!
Jumps on Digger. Digger collapses from the weight.
Soren: HEY!!!!
Clutches at Gylfie.
Soren: HOW COULD YOU BETRAY ME DIGGYYYYYYYY!!!!! DON'T JUST SIT THERE!!!! HOLD ME!!! SOMEBODY HOLD MEEEEE!!!!!!
"..."
Gylfie: And to think people pair me up with you...
angelolittledemon
Tigerstar: What the hell was that thing that just appeared above us??
PT: Oh, angelolittledemon? I'm watching YouTube live now, and this guy just gave his username; I'm typing it down to remember.
Bluestar: So, basically, you're planning to stalk him???
"..."
PT: AHEM!!! Uncomfortable silence.
"..."
PT: OMG AKON!!!!
"..."
Pelli (clears throat): Ahem, first re--
Is taken by Albus Potter.
Albus: REVENGE!!! I STILL WANNA SEE BABY-MAKING!!
"..."
Albus: AHEM, anyways, first review from...who?
Paper is snatched by Otulissa.
Striga (reading over her shoulder): Oh, Dead Promises changed his penname to Ten Black Roses. He--
PT: NOOO!!!!!!!! STRIGA MUST GET HIS HEAD CUT OFF!!!!!!!!
Throws Striga out the window.
PT: BURN IN HAGSMIRE, OOOORRLLLAAAAANNDDOOOOO!!!!!!!! I'M ASHAMED OF KNOWING WE'RE FROM THE SAME CONTINENT!!!!
"..."
WE'RE—YA KNOW—EXPERIENCING THE DIFFICULTIES THAT ARE TECHNICAL... XO
Some old old lady's voice: Peanuts—I love peanuts.
PT: I like meaples :3
"..."
PT: NNOOOOO!!!!!!! HENRY TOOK THE CHOCOLATE PUUUUDIINNNGGG!!!!
"..."
Yeah, we're back...
Coryn: AHEM...I never got to properly host the show...
Is knocked out by Soren.
Soren: Ahem!! Anyway, review from Ten Black Roses:
Golly!
Well, I was going to leave this story. (P.S.
For Ezylgirl, thanks for the message! I'n glad YOUR persistance was
stronger than mine. Otherwise I wouldn't have been ignorant enough to
to forget to reply! Sorry) -(Formerly Jaymon2 and Dead
Promises) Ten Black Roses ;)
But what the heck! This
story has been around for too long in order for me to betray it!
(yup, I'm two times five dark flowers now according to ma
penname!).
I'm just here to read the story, and cherish its
integrity while it lasts on this cold planet we dub earth , no
questions from me. So once again, it's been a blast checking out
porny's antics (or corny or coryn), and seeing HP, Naruto and FMA
characters here. I swear that all the chapters I've come across here
will be engraved within the halls of my memory under the door of
"good times" as they have so earned it. The books may have
concluded, but the fandom lives within everyone! Even if I physically
leave the fandom, I will never leave it spiritually. The saga will
retain its pride always!! (or at least unless the movie that's going
to come out in 2010 ends up sucking, which I highly doubt since it's
going to be directed by THE Zack Snider of "300" and
"Watchmen" fame)
So once the last chapter comes, I'll be
ready!
But still, until we meet again
STAY GOLD!
PT: Ahhh, I feel nostalgic...
"..."
PT: I can't wait for the movie either!! And I hope we clash again in some other fandom or whatnot! And I'm glad my fic has gone this far :D
Everyone falls in a heap crying.
"..."
Sniffle, sniffle... Technical difficul—WHAT??? NEVER HEARD A TIGER SOB BEFORE??!!!!!?!??? SHUT UP!!!
"..."
I feel nostalgi--
Random voice: JUST GO, LITTLE B--
...We're back!!!
Pelli: I'm an ugly girl/ My face makes you hu--
Soren throws up all over her.
Ebisu: So...
PT: GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE AND—Look over there!!! It's Barbie!!!
Ebisu: REALLY!? WHERE!!??
Looks. It's naked Nyra.
"..."
Ebisu blasts off with a nosebleed.
Ebisu: GGGAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"..."
Naruto: And so ends the tragic pervert...
"..."
PT: Oooohhhh...NOSTALGIANOSTALGIANOSTALGIANOSTALGIANOSTALGIANOSTALGIA...
Sniffles.
Harry sighs.
Harry: And just when I thought I was rid of you...
PT: WHAT WAS THAAATTT!!!!!
Pounds him.
Harry: GAAAAAAAHHHH!!! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY!
PT: I LIKE FRENCH PEOPLE!!!
Everyone else: ???
PT: WAAHHHH!!!!
Continues pounding French people. Wait, what? I meant Harry, not the French.
Fleur: Hmph. ZAT eez most inzulting...
Flips her hair back. PT imitates her.
PT: OH, I'M EMO! I'M EMO, LOOK AT ME DO THAT FLIPPY THING WITH MY HAIR!!
"..."
Kakashi: Uh-oh...
Bill: Now, calm down, Fleur...
Fleur: Hmph.
"..."
PT: Oh, by the way, on my dA account, PTDaHood, I have started posting a story, called "A High School Story." Please read, I'm working on prose on that site...
Coryn knocks her out.
Coryn: I thought you abandoned advertising long ago...
PT suddenly starts screaming and crying.
Coryn: ???
PT: WAAAHHH!!!!
Kalo: ...
Sakura: CORYN!!! NOW YOU MADE HER CR--
PT hugs Kakashi.
PT: NOOOO!!!!! DON'T--
Long beep ensues.
Subtitles: Spoiler warning...
PT: WHY DID YOU HAVE TO D--
BEEEEPPP...
PT: WHY!?!?! WHY!!??!? DOSHITE?!?! NANDE!?!?! WEI SHA MA!??!
Naruto: She's saying "why" in Japanese and—I presume—Chinese.
PT: WHHHYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kakashi: ...That was uncalled for her.
Gai: AAAHHH!!! THE FLAMING POWER OF YOUTH SCREAMS IN DISTRESS!!!
Tenten: ...
Neji: ...
Lee: GAI-SENSEI!!!! TRUER WORDS HAVE NEVER BEEN SPOKEN!!!
"..."
Gai: YES, LEE!! YOUTH SHALL NEVER DIEE!!!
Lee: GAI-SENSEI!!!
Gai: LEE!!!
Lee: GAI-SENSEI!!!
Gai: LEE!!!
Lee: GAI-SENSEI!!!
Gai: LEE!!!
Lee: GAI-SENSEI!!!
Gai: LEE!!!
Lee: GAI-SENSEI!!!
Gai: LEE!!!
Sunset with mountainous backdrop appears, and they start crying and hugging.
Lee: GAI-SENSEI!
Gai: LEE!!
"..."
Both make the nice-guy pose.
"..."
Ginny: ...Now I can see why Demi warned us about them...
Arthur: They're freaking demented as hell...
Molly: ARTHUR!! LANGUAGE!
Arthur backs away.
Molly: Arthur...
Arthur: ...Yes dear...
"..."
Dante: ...Next re--
PT: NO! I hate you.
She takes the paper and reads.
PT: Next review from ezylrybbit:
I'm so glad I'll be able to stop reviewing. I'm running out of creative things to say. -shot-
PT: So I presume Yami died?
"..."
PT: My alter ego is dying.
"..."
PT: WHY IS EVERYONE IGNO--
Sees Al eating chocolate pudding.
PT: YOU!
Al: Huh?
PT tackles and tries to take his pudding.
PT: PUUUUDDDIIINNNNGGG!!!!
Al: WHAT!!!!? But it's mi--
PT holds up a cat and a razor.
Al: ...
PT smirks.
PT: I knew you'd see it my way, Aru.
She pats his head.
Nyra: Anyway, nex--
Everyone jumps back.
Everyone: HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET HERE?!?!?!
Nyra: I was missing Kludd's third head and was sad. So I came! :D
Coryn backs away.
"..."
Nyra: So, last review is from Duckstar, who has changed her name to ZaraPotterCullen:
...lol...Fear me Coryn, for I the almighty Duckstar has returned as ZaraPotterCullen! (ZPC for short)
Mwahahahaha! Nobody
can escape my wrath! -zaps Soren, Otulissa, and Firestar- btw I speak Chinese too. I'll miss this fic once its done.
Accept these gifts as a token of my appreciation for making me laugh. -this letter comes with a box of chocolates, a bottle of
feather removing cream, and a biography about Nyroc- P.
message will self-destruct in about 0.253698746851 seconds. Farewell
fictional creatures!
-zaps
Coryn with a ray that reverses his name-
Armstrong breaks out in tears.
Armstrong: MARVELOUS!!!! SO PROUD OF A TOUCHING FAREWELL AFTER A YEAR OF ACQUAINTENCE!!!
He hugs everyone; everyone screams.
Lily: This guy's too strong... GUH...
PT: So...I presume--
Everyone gives tortured screams!!!
Everyone: AAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!! WE'RE SUFFOCATING!!! HELP!!!
Armstrong drops them.
"..."
PT: Anyway, I presume ZPC likes Twilight now, yes? :) Not the best books I've read in my life—they're kind of boring—but--
Avoid fans' glares and pitchforks.
PT: Twilight's good all the same.
Nyroc: NNOOO!!!!! I'M NYROC AGAIN!!!
Background flashes with lightning.
Nyra: MWAHAHAHAHA!!!! SEE!! IT'S NEVER CORYN!!!! IT'S NYROC!!!
Soren, Otulissa, and Firestar: GAAAHHHH!!!!!
"..."
PT: Yeah, nice...
Soren, Otulissa, Firestar, and Nyroc: HEY!! YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT US??????
PT: Nope, you're too cute.
"..."
The four zapped ones: How in the hell of it does that make sense???
PT: It doesn't, it just does.
"..."
Crowfeather: What?
Lee: GAI-SENSEI!!! MY BRAIN HURTS!!!!
Naruto: SHUT UP!--SO DO MINE!!!
PT eats chocolate.
PT: Makes up for always missing the chocolate for lunch.
"..."
Plonk: Share a bit here?
PT: No.
Bubo: Please?
PT: No.
Poot: P--
PT: FINE!!
Shares the chocolate.
Doc Finebeak: Awww, how nice!! :D
"..."
PT: I regret it now...
"..."
PT: Well, finally another Chinese-speaker! :D High five!
Pelli: I wonder what I could do with this cream...
Pelli glances at the PlayBird Magazine, then at Soren.
Pelli: HUHUHUHUHUH...
Soren backs away.
Nyroc: Damn it...
Faints.
"..."
PT: Wow.
Gylfie begins reading his biography.
Gylfie: Ohhh...interesting...HEY KALO COME HERE AND LOOK! HE HAD FEELINGS FOR YOU!!!
Kalo: Huh?
She reads it.
"..."
Cory: EWWW!! NYROC LIKES MY SISTER! NYROC LIKES MY SISTER!!!!!!!!! I CAN'T EVER BE MORE ASHAMED OF ANYTHING ELSE AGAIN!!! EWWW!!!!!!
"..."
Cory: AND THE NOTE WILL EXPLODE! THE NOTE WILL EXPLODE!!!
PT: ...Um...it's not; I think there's something wrong with.
The note blows up.
PT: GAH!!!
PT jumps back.
PT: HEY! IT MAKES A SMALL FIREPLACE!!! LET'S PLAY NATIVE AMERICAN AND DANCE AROUND IT!!!
She dances around it, singing.
"..."
PT: Well, I bid you all adieu! Thanks to all who have ever participated in this fiction of mine that is the first chapter story to be completed!
Roy sniffles.
Riza: Yup.
Gylfie: We would like to thank everyone in random order--
Soren: ezylrybbit.
Kalo: Adderstar of ValorClan.
Ed: Ten Black Roses.
PT: NOSTALGIA!!
"..."
The three B's: Yeah...
Winry: Demented things took place here.
"..."
Naruto: Alex Romanov.
Rock: ZaraPotterCullen.
Kakashi: MCPooky and Wolf of Silver Dawn.
Sakura: Why the hell would you say both names at once??
Kakashi: I felt like it! :D
"..."
Konohamaru: Huh. Goofy sensei.
Bookheart: Ih8Bush.
Hohenheim: britiyb.
Kiba: Felli.
Snape: Eater of Crayons.
Ginny: Yami.
Everyone else: !!!
PT: And, lastly—also unfortunately—my brat brother Gar-Gar XO
"..."
PT: We had good times--
Everyone else: Don't even START on a speech.
"..."
PT: Fine...
Turns.
PT: Mutiny!
Is jumped.
Pelli: ...
Everyone turns to screen.
Twilight: Well...good-bye...
Jaypaw: Bye...
Armstrong bursts into tears.
Armstrong: BYYYEEEE!!!!
Everyone jumps each other and cry.
Camera: Well...later...
Subtitles: BYE!!!
Camera shuts down for the last time, just as PT punches Pelli because she felt like it. Don't worry, she lived...in the infirmary for a few months before being let out.
Never was a tale of more woe—than that of PT and her--
PT: OH SHUT UP!!!!
"..."
END