Title: "School Project"

Chapter: 1 - Naming the Babies.

Author: Uke

Rating: T

Pairing(s): Ryo x Edo (Zane x Aster), Manjyome x Shou (Chazz x Syrus), and Johan x Judai (Jaden x Syrus).

Genre: Humor, crack, and romance

A/N: This idea is also from the help of Doomed to be Uke AND Seme (SukiMoon). I always wanted to write a cracky story so...here we go. XD Please don't ask me how they're all in the same class especially because Ryo is clearly other than all of them…just go with it. This is also the first story that I'm writing in chapters. I hope you guys like it!! Please R&R so I feel more encouraged to write more!!!!

Warnings:Shounen-ai (BOY x BOY relationships), sexual themes, cursing, crack, EXTREMELY gay and heterophobic boys, and OOC-ness.

Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh GX, same old story…

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The bell rang and the students filed into the classroom of one of their least favorite classes;

Sex Ed.

Judai Yuki sat in his usual seat in the back of the classroom next to his boyfriend, Johan Anderson, and near his other friends. "I hate this class!!" He complained, "It's so gross!! Boys and girls should NOT do things like that together!!"

Johan quickly nodded when the cute brunette spoke, "Uh huh, I agree. If they DO they should just keep it to themselves. We don't need to know about it!!"

Manjyome Thunder, who was sitting near the two happy boyfriends, just rolled his eyes as he leaned back on his desk, which was next to his boyfriend, Shou Marufuji. "If you don't like it so much then why don't you just leave? No one wants you two to be here anyway." This caused Shou to sweatdrop, "Aaw, Manjyome-kun, be nice." Judai giggled and stuck his tongue out at Manjyome, "Now I know that's not true!! Judai knows that you love us!! ESPECIALLY me!!!" He grinned happily.

Manjyome gave Judai what seemed to be a disgusted face and looked away from him, rolling his eyes again. "Yeah, think what you want." He said, "Stupid slacker…"

Ryo Marufuji just watched all of the boy's usual antics with a blank expression on his face. He was sitting next to his boyfriend who was none other than Edo Phoenix. He just sighed and leaned back on his chair, not really caring if he was there or not. Edo too had a blank expression on his face, and also seemed to be annoyed for one reason or another. "…I should've just cut this class today." He mumbled under his breath, "I have no reason to be here anyway."

The teacher then walked into the room, causing all of the students to grow quiet when she did so. "HEY TEACH'!!!" Shouted Judai, standing up from his desk and waving his arms to greet her. "WHAT'S UP!?" Said Johan with a big grin on his face, doing the same as his hyper boyfriend. The teacher just smiled at them slightly and waved, "Um…yeah…hi Yuki-san, Anderson-san…could you two please sit down now?"

The two boys giggled but did as they were told. The teacher shook her head and then smiled. "Because today is the last day before Winter Vacation, I have a project for you kids to do." With her words the whole class seemed to be disappointed, and Manjyome began mumbling to himself, "Yeah, like I'll even do it…I'm rich so…heh, I don't have to. I could pay my way to pass." With that Shou just gave him a blank look.

"WHAT TYPE OF PROJECT IS IT!?" Shouted Judai, asking his question out loud. "ARE WE GOING TO HAVE TO COLOR?!" Asked Johan while smiling. He then turned to Ryo, "I want to draw a rainbow." Ryo just looked at him, without answering.

The teacher sighed, truthfully she had grown used to Judai and Johan's sudden outbursts during the class. She was also very used to hearing them say "EW!!" to everything she explained. "Please raise your hands next time, you two…" The teacher said, though she knew they wouldn't listen anyway.

She cleared her throat before continuing, "Anyway; no…this project won't involve coloring." Johan looked sad at that. "Because we're in Sex Ed., we're going to do a project about what it's like to raise a child."

Ryo leaned over to whisper to Edo, "We'll never have to raise a child because we're gay." Edo just stared at Ryo, "Very good." He said, "You know that I can't get pregnant." He rolled his eyes and looked away. Ryo nodded, "Thank god…I don't want to wear condoms." Edo just completely ignored Ryo.

"I've assigned each of you one partner to do this project with." The teacher said, continuing. "Each pair of two will be 'parents' for this project and will have to take care of a mechanical baby. The baby is programmed to cry at certain times and also at random, but you have no way of knowing when that will be. The baby comes with a set of keys that you have to put into a slot on the child's back to stop it from crying. Some times may be easier to stop it from crying than others, so you just have to have patience!! By the end of the week you should pretty much know the pattern of when the baby will cry. You'll have to name the baby too, and treat it as if it was really your child! When it's time to give the baby back, I will be able to look at the timer to see if it was taken care of properly." She smiled, "And don't worry, I was very careful when choosing your partners. I made sure that each of you is with someone you'd want to be partnered with."

"How thoughtful of you." Said Edo, giving the teacher his famous bitchy stare.

"I knew I never should've taken this class…" Mumbled Ryo, glaring at the teacher slightly.

The teacher felt even more nervous with Ryo glaring at her too, but forced herself to try and ignore it. "Anyway…" She said, "Let me tell each of you who you're partnered up with." She then went through the list going after pair after pair, so far each person being happy with their partner.

"…Edo Phoenix, your partner is Ryo Marufuji. Johan Anderson, your partner is Judai Yuki. Manjyome Thunder, your partner is Shou Marufuji…"

Judai and Johan grinned at each other and then high-fived. "YES!! WE'RE PARTNERS!! WE'RE GONNA BE THE BEST PARENTS, EVER!" They said in unison just before glomping each other.

Shou smiled happily to himself, and then looked up at Manjyome. "This will be fun!!" He said, giggling. "I'm going to be the mother of your child, Manjyome-kun! I'm going to try my best!" Manjyome just gave Shou the blankest face he could manage, "…Shou…you know that you can't really have my kid, don't you?" Shou quickly nodded, "Of course I do! So this is the closest thing to it!" Manjyome twitched, "This is the stupidest project EVER!!"

Edo actually smiled, slightly. "Well at least I got you to be my partner, Ryo-kun." He looked up at the bluenette. "This might actually be fun. I'm good with kids…I think I'll be a good…mother." Ryo just stared at him. "I'm glad that you like this idea…" He folded his arms and looked away. "Because I sure don't. This will be a waste of time, it's stupid."

The teacher then stood in front of boxes that were filled with the mechanical babies, the keys attached to their outfits. Each baby was labeled with which group would take it. "I even picked out a special baby for each of you to have. I choose one that would look like both of you in the group that way it would seem more realistic." She then called up the groups, handing them their "child".

Ryo and Edo were handed a baby that had silvery hair with hues of soft blue within it. Its eyes were medium-sized and a beautiful shade of sea-blue.

The teacher smiled, "Congratulations. Your child is a girl! What would you like to name it?" Ryo just stared at the teacher, knowing that she was probably having a little too much fun doing this. He scowled and looked back at Edo, "Great, and it's a girl too…you know how I feel about girls." Edo gave Ryo a warning glare, "Ryo, be nice! It's our child!" He looked at the teacher, taking the mechanical baby from her and actually smiled. "I would like to name her Destiny…Destiny Marufuji."

Ryo stared at Edo, looking shocked. "Are you serious?" He asked, "You're naming it DESTINY!? Not only is the damn thing a girl but it's going to be named Destiny too!?" Edo just glared at him, "Shut up! I'M the bitchy uke here and I decide what the name is!! Her name is Destiny and that's that!! Besides, I think it's a pretty name." Ryo growled angrily and mumbled, "Pretty name my ass…"

Manjyome and Shou were next; they walked over to the teacher together, finding out that their "baby" was also a girl. Shou took it from the teacher and held it in his small arms, smiling down at it. Manjyome just gave the mechanical child a blank stare.

Their "baby" had black spikey hair that pointed in random directions, and the prettiest big silver eyes.

"Her name will be Suki! Suki Thunder." Shou decided with a smile, as the teacher wrote it down on their pretend birth certificate. "This is so fucking stupid!!" Said Manjyome, obviously annoyed. "The thing isn't even alive!! Why the hell should we have to give it a name, too!?" Shou pouted and held the "baby" away from Manjyome. "Aaw, but it'll be easier to love it if it has a name." Said Shou while smiling, "And besides…I think Suki likes her new name!" He poked the mechanical child's nose, "Right, Suki-chan?"

Manjyome's jaw dropped for a moment and he backed away, slightly, looking a little creeped out by his girly boyfriend. "…That's great, Shou-chan, you have a motherly side to you."

Last, but not least, Johan and Judai were called up to claim their "child". The teacher looked nervous, but then slowly handed the "child" to Johan, deciding that he might be a tad more trustworthy than Judai. "Yuki-san, Anderson-san, your child is a boy. …Please, try not to break the thing, okay? Each of these mechanical children cost the school a lot of money, so you have to bring it back in one piece." Johan laughed, "Of course we'll bring it back safe and sound!" Judai laughed too, "Duh! What do you take us for?"

The teacher just sighed, obviously worried. "What do you want to name it?" She just asked, simply.

Johan grinned down at his little lover, "Do you want to decide, Judai?" Judai nodded, getting excited. "LET'S NAME IT JUDAI YUKI!!" He exclaimed. The teacher sighed, she knew this was going to be a problem. Johan giggled, "Juuchan, I love your name but we can't name it after you!" Judai pouted, "Aw…okay…then…how about Johan!?" Johan giggled, "No, that's my name!! Try again." He poked Judai's nose cutely.

Judai thought about it for a while. "Then…can we name it…Hane Kuriboh!?" He smiled happily. Johan giggled one last time, "Aaw, Juuchan, that's so sweet that you want to name it after your duel spirit. But don't you think that name is a little weird for a baby?" Judai pouted again, "I guess that's true…then why don't you decide, Johan-kun?"

Johan smiled, "Okay, I'd love to!" He looked down at the "baby" in his arms. It had light brown hair that had blue tips, and its eyes were fairly large and were hazel, but mostly on the bright green side. "Hm…well Hane Kuriboh might be a weird name for it but…how about Ruby? Ruby Anderson? We'll name it after my duel spirit, instead! That could be a child's name." Judai looked really happy at the idea, "I think that's great! Ruby it is, then!"

The teacher sweatdropped. "Um…but isn't Ruby more of a girl's name?" She asked, "Your child is a boy."

Johan pouted and then glared slightly, "So what!? Edo and Shou are both boys and they're wearing the girl's uniforms! Gender doesn't matter anyway. Right, Juuchan?" Judai quickly nodded and pumped his fist into the air. "That's right!" He said with a grin.

The teacher just shook her head. "Well alright then."

And with that the two happy boys sat down.

After handing out the rest of the "children" to the rest of the students, the teacher smiled and stood in front of the class once more.

"Having these babies will be a challenge. It may take away from free time and it may even be frustrating at times. But the whole outcome should be rewarding just like it would be if it was a real child. I want all of you to take this project seriously and treat the baby like a person. And most of all try your best and try to have fun!"

Shou was still holding the "baby". He smiled up at Manjyome, "We could do this!" He said happily, "We'll both be great parents together." Manjyome just looked at Shou and then back at the "child". "…I'd really rather not."

Edo was also still holding the "baby", making sure to keep it away from the obviously annoyed Ryo. "We'll get the best grade in the class." The silver-haired teen said, over-confidently. "With me here, there's no way we'll fail." Ryo just glared. "Did I make it clear enough to you that I really don't want to do this?"

Judai had pulled the baby out of Johan's arms and was now the one holding it. "This is gonna be so much fun!" He exclaimed, "With my smarts and your love for rainbows we'll do a great job!" Johan laughed obviously knowing that what Judai said made no sense. "I think so too!" He said with a smile, "I can't wait to take care of Ruby!"

Obviously this was going to be a very long week.

-END OF CHAPTER 1-