"Were back!" Zoey gave the camera a dazzling smile. Her father, John Cena, did not look as happy to be back as his young daughter did.
"Yay." John mumbled less than enthusiastically.
"Hi Uncle Brawler." Zoey yelled and waved to her favorite person in the whole world, besides her dad of course.
"Zoe, he is not your uncle. There is no need to call him that."
"But I wanna ..." she began to whine.
"Fine." John sighed, exasperated already. "Let's just answer these questions huh?"
"Well how can we answer them if you do not read them? I am four ... I cannot read yet." Zoey retorted. John could hear snickering from the backstage crew members.
"Question number one is from Deanna in Springfield, Missouri: We all know your fascination with nudity. Would you ever consider posing for Playgirl like Shawn Michaels did?"
"Well Deanna ... hmm ... I have actually never really thought about it. Sure it is well known that I am proud of what the good lord has given me and have no problem showing it off. Which by the way is the easiest way for a man to show how confident he is. I guess I would have to say if my wife was ok with it then I would consider it."
"Daddy what is Playgirl?" Zoey asked.
"It's nothing you ever have to worry about baby." He assured her.
"Does nudity mean naked?" She asked. He did not answer her right away and she took that to mean yes. Her little eyes went wide. "Why would Uncle Shawn be naked for people to see?"
"Next question." John said before Zoey could make him anymore uncomfortable.
"Wait a second." Brawler stopped him before he could begin reading the next question. "Why does Shawn Michaels get to be called Uncle Shawn and I cannot be called Uncle Brawler?"
"Because I like Shawn more than I like you." John shrugged. "I coulda lied and made up something but that is the truth."
"Anyways back to the reason we are here." John cleared his throat and began to read. " Question number two from Amanda in Orlando: I only started watching wrestling a few years ago with my ex. If you could have a match with anyone past or present, who would it be and why?"
"Well my answer would obviously be the Brooklyn Brawler just for the simple fact that I would love to wipe the floor with his broken and battered body." John laughed at what he thought was his own brilliance. "Hmm ... no I'm just kidding. If I could choose anyone to wrestle I would have to say it would be old school Ultimate Warrior. Why would simply be because I think we could bring the house down."
"It will never happen." Brawler could be heard from behind the camera. "Even if he didn't hate Vince with a passion I doubt he would break his retirement to face a punk like you."
"One day Brawler ... one day." John promised.
"Question number three. Hey Zoe this one is for you. Stella from California asks : What is your favorite thing to do with your daddy?"
"Me and Daddy play Barbies when he doesn't have to work. And he takes me to his friend Bobby's stables and I get to ride horses. I like riding horses."
"Aww. Zoey Uncle Brawler will buy you your own horse."
"You mean it?" Zoey asked excitedly. John sent a glare Brawler's way. Either way if he meant it or not it would not be fun for him.
John quickly started in on the next question before Brawler could answer. He hoped Zoey would forget. "Question number four, Becca from Utah wants to know: John do you have any guilty pleasures?"
John grinned. "I think the better question is what isn't my guilty pleasure. Actually I do have one and I am not afraid to share it. I like going with my wife and getting pedicures." The studio was silent at his admission. Even Brawler could not think of a witty comment. "It's a nice way for me and her to spend time together while Grandpa Fabulous watches the kiddies. We get to talk and get pampered at the same time. I think more people should try it. I also enjoy going with the wifey to the spa. Does that make me any less of a man? I don't think so."
"Last question ... Aubree from Houston writes: Do you still get nervous when you get in the ring with guys like HBK, Triple H, or Orton?"
"Yes and no. Yes, because going into any match, even with the most seasoned veterans things can still go wrong. A move can be botched and my neck or back could be broken. Then what do I do? I am stuck at home not providing for my family or in a worst case scenario I could be paralyzed. Then what? How can I take care of my kids and wife like that? So those thoughts are always in the back of every wrestler's head. But as far as going into the ring with guys like Randy and Shawn or even Hunter I do not get nervous. Those guys are my friends and we try our best to look out for each other. When I get into the ring with them I know they are going to do everything they can to make sure I am going to walk out of that ring in one piece and also that we are going to have one hell of a match.
"No more questions Daddy?" Zoey asked giving him her sweetest smile.
"All done baby." John picked his oldest daughter up and gave her a kiss on the cheek. "You wanna wave bye to all the people watching this on the internet."
"Bye internet peoples. See you next week." With that it faded to black.
A/N: I want to thank OrtonsMistress so much for thinking up these wonderful questions. It felt good to be able to work on this again. So madd props go out to her. I really do appreciate it.
