This was a collab with Mini Naru Chan aka Lil Naruto. We were roleplaying in this was the result. It's going to have drama, romance, buttsmex, and a lot of other things!!! We wrote so much it's going to be multi-chapter...

WARNING!!! CHIBI LEMONS (later on)!!! There is a reason it's rated M!! INVOLVES YAOI & SHONEN-AI. THAT'S BOYXBOY LOVE!! TURN BACK NOW IF YOU DO NOT LIKE!!!

You have been warned.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.

SasuNaru ShikaKiba NejiGaa

Enjoy!

Chibi Naruto laid on the floor on his stomach, coloring in his Winnie-The-Pooh coloring book. He swung his legs back and forth, a innocent grin on his face. His sapphire eyes stared at the pile of colorful wax object, before picking up a red one and continued to color the picture.

Chibi Sasuke was watching TV, when he suddenly got hungry and decided to find something to snack on. One fruit caught his eye. It was orange. He decided to eat to the orange even though he doesn't really eat them often... After he was finished he had a sudden urge to molest his uke.

Naruto placed his left hand under his chin, while his right was busy putting the finishing touches on the picture. He squealed in delight when the picture was done, and jumped up, holding his picture in one hand and raced out the door. He ran down the steps, finding Sasuke sitting on the couch. "Sasuke! Look it!!" Naruto shouted, showing Sasuke the finished picture that he ripped out of the book.

Sasuke licked his lips looking at his cute, scrumptious looking uke. He grabbed Naruto and kissed him immediately. Before he could deepen the kiss Naruto leaned away and said, "Don't you wanna look my picture I drew?" Sasuke only smiled and looked down at the picture. His face contorted into confusion and said, "Umm... Naruto what is it?"

Naruto scrunched up his face into a pout. "It's Winnie, Sasuke." Naruto said in a small voice. He folded his arms across his chest and a pink flush rushed across his nose. His honey brown kitsune ears flattened against his head. "Aunty HC gave me a colowing book!!"

'Oh kami, he looks so cute like that.' "Oh... I knew that. Anyways why do you wanna do kids stuff when we could have fun playing the adult game?" Sasuke leaned in to kiss Naruto, but suddenly Neji slammed the door, came in, and yelled, "YOU GUYS! I CAN'T FIND GAARA!! WHERE IS HE?" Sasuke was slightly pissed that Neji interrupted his moment and his only response was "Hn."

Naruto turned toward Neji, he scratched the side of his head. "I think he was up stairs in his room." Naruto said. He looked up the steps and yelled, "GAARA!" Small foot steps came rushing down the stairs. "Yes?" Gaara's small voice came from the rail on the last step. Gaara's sea foam eyes gazed toward Neji. A blush formed on the bridge of his nose. Naruto grinned. "There he is." He said, pointing at the red haired.

Neji, being out of character today, ran over to Gaara and hugged him 'til he couldn't breathe! "Gaara!! I was worried about you!! You promised to meet me in the park this morning!! You didn't show up! I thought something happened to you..." Neji continued to hug Gaara in worry...

Gaara blushed. He petted Neji's head as an apology. "Sorry, I took a nap." Gaara said, running his fingers through Neji's hair. Naruto giggled at the two. Gaara's blush deepened. "Neji...could you let me go? I can't breathe." Gaara breathed out.

Neji let go. "Sorry. Well anyways let's go up to my room." Neji then dragged Gaara, who had a blush across his face, up the stairs. Naruto look at the scene with big watery eyes. Sasuke turned around to hear some grumbling coming from the stairs. Shika appeared to be coming down the stairs. "What was all the noise coming from?" "Neji and Gaara having a loving reunion..." Sasuke said with apathy. "Troublesome..." Shika mumbled as went to the kitchen to get something to eat...

Kiba ran down the steps, tackling poor Naruto to the ground. "Help! Neji and Gaara are playing the adult game upstairs and they're in my room!" Kiba yelled, shaking Naruto. Naruto squeaked and pulled Kiba's hands away from his shirt. "What do you want me to do about it?" Naruto asked with a pout as he looked up at Kiba, who had made him a seat on Naruto's stomach. Kiba pouted and glared at the blond.

Sasuke watched this in a fit of jealousy... as Kiba was all over Naruto. Sasuke went over and pushed Kiba off if Naruto as he dragged Naruto away. Kiba had started to cry. Shika noticed this and stared at the Uchiha as he tried to comfort Kiba. "What's your problem, Uchiha?" Shika stated with a glare. "Nothing. Just no one touches my Naruto..." Uchiha said as he glared back.

Naruto sat there dumbfounded. He looked up at Sasuke with a pout. "Sasuke, say you're sorry to Kiba." Naruto demanded, pointing over to the crying Kiba.

Sasuke with his stubbornness mixed without thinking of the consequences said, "No! Dobe stay out of this! This is between Shikamaru and me!"

Naruto's sapphire eyes filled up with tears. He pouted and untangled Sasuke's hand from his shirt. He stood up with salty tears running down his red flushed face. "You're so mean, Sasuke! I hate you!" with that Naruto ran up stairs crying harder than before.