Hey y'all! Here's another. It's not as much as my Itachi one, but yeah.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. If I did, there would once again be more violence and swearing. :D

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1. At random moments, throw fish food at him

2. Constantly ask him if he has a skin condition

3. Constantly ask him if likes Itachi

4. Look at him seriously and say, "Boy...yo mamma must have been one UGLY mofo!"

5. Try to see if he has a shark fin on the back

6. Follow him around and play the Jaws theme song

7. Every time he comes into the room, jump and scream, "SHARK!!! EVERYONE OUT!!" and push all the Akatsuki members out of the room

8. Ask him if Jaws is his cousin

9. Scream and put a fish bowl full of water on top of Kisame's head. When he gets angry just say, "Hey, you were going to shirvel up and die! What kind of fish are

you? Do you not know your kind don't live on land!"

10. Call Seaworld and tell them you found one of their missing sharks

11. Try to unsharpen his teeth

12. Tell him he should join the Blue Men group

13. Call him Sharky

14. Then demote him to Fish Sticks

15. Then Guppy

16. One word. Fanfiction

17. Another word. Yaoi

18. Follow him and Itachi around on a mission. Then when Itachi's not looking pretend you're about to pull his hair and make sure Kisame's watching. When Kisame

sees you and pushes you out of the way, point at him while yelling, "KISAME IS GOING TO RAPE ITACHI!" Then laugh your head off while watching Itachi beat

the crap out of Kisame

19. At dinner, suddenly pick him up and carry him into the kitchen. When he asks what you're doing say, "I'm going to go fry you." Then watch as he runs off

screaming his head off