Alright! My first fanfic in awhile. So I've given up on Inuyasha because it's taking waaaaaaay too long to finish up. I mean even the mangas have fillers now. It's very annoying. So I've taken up a new favorite anime called...Naruto! Surprise Surprise. Everyone loves that show. As I was writing this fic my favorite character dies in chapter 388 I believe. As we all know it's Jiraiya. Something bad tends to happen to all of my favorite characters. Anyway, everyone is writing depressing fanfics about him and it's getting really well...depressing. So I decided to make this a happy romantic adventure fanfic that I hope all of you will enjoy! Now I will shut up and begin the fanfic but first the disclaimer. I do not own any of the characters used in this fic unless I decide to make up a character.

Chapter 1: Oh no! Tsunade's Mistake

Tsunade poured a liquid into a test tube. She looked at Shizune and handed her the bottle. She poured it into another liquid and then looked at her sensei. " Are you sure this is gonna work?"

" It should. If I made all of my calculations correct then this should decrease the time it takes to cure a major wound during battle. It would save time and lives."

Shizune smiled. " That's good. I'm glad to hear that you've actually been doing something to help the village and not just drinking every chance you got."

" Hmph. I know my job." She picked up the completed medicine and looked at Shizune. " Alright it's done. Now all we need is a guinea pig."

" And who exactly do you have in mind?"

" Get Naruto."

" Tsunade-sama! Are you crazy!?"

" What?"

" You can't do that. What if he gets hurt. He's a child who knows what this could do to him."

" He won't. He's got the kyuubi. If anything that stupid fox will prevent the kid from dying and plus he kyuubi already speeds up his healing to he should heal quickly enough already."

Shizune sighed. She knew it was pointless to argue with her not so sane Hokage. She walked out of the room to get Naruto.

About fifteen minutes later, Shizune arrived with Naruto. He walked up to Tsunade and crossed his arms. " What do you want, baa-chan?"

Tsunade sighed. " What a lovely greeting I get from you. Anyway. I need you to test out a medicine for me."

" What's in it for me?"

" I'll pay for your ramen whenever you want for a month.

Naruto's eyes widened. " Yes! I'll do it!"

She smiled and put her hand on his head. " Alright first I'm gonna hit you pretty hard so brace yourself." She pulled her arm back and punched him hard in the stomach. Naruto collapsed and moaned in pain.

Tsunade knelt down next to him and poured the medicine down his throat. She quickly placed her hands on his stomach and began to heal the organs she had damaged.

She placed Naruto's head in her lap and watched as her medicine took i's effect. " Hey kid, you okay?"

" I think so." He sat up and stretched his arms. " Damn you hit really hard."

Tsunade stood up and smirked. " Well at least I know it worked. Ok I'm done with you. Thanks."

" Wait a minute. I want ramen."

" Already?"

" Hai!"

She frowned. " Alright let's go. I'm hungry too." She led him out the door and too the Ichiraku.

They arrived at the ramen shop. They ordered their ramen and talked for a bit.

Tsunade placed her hand on Naruto's head. " Do you feel sick or dizzy?"

" No for the thousandth time. I'm fine!" He watched Ayame place a bowl in front of him and then grabbed a pair of chopsticks and began eating.

" That's strange. There's no side effects." Tsunade shrugged. " Ok then, that worked better than I expected." She began eating her ramen when she felt two hands on her shoulders. She turned around and saw Jiraiya smiling at her.

" Hello, Tsunade-hime."

" Jiraiya, those hands better not move any further down or I'll kill you."

" Heh believe me. I know very well what your capable of." He sat down next to her and ordered a bowl of ramen. He looked over to Naruto who was ordering his fifth bowl.

He shouted. " Another one please!"

Ayame chuckled. " Your ordering more than usual. Did you get paid today?"

" Nope. I'm gonna eat as much as I want since Tsunade-o-baa-chan is paying for it."

Tsunade frowned. " Damn it, Naruto. How much ramen can you eat in open month?"

Jiraiya giggled. " You have no idea what you just got yourself into, Hime. This kid eats about a year and half supply of ramen in one month."

She laid her head down on the table. I wish I had known that before I made the offer."

Naruto finally finished eating all of his ramen and left Tsunade paying for the nine bowls he had and the one she had. Jiraiya offered to help her pay but she didn't accept.

The two sannin and genin headed back to their homes. Tsunade walked in to find Shizune in the living room talking with her jounin friends Genma, raidou, Izumo, and Kotestsu.

Tsunade shook her head. " Shizune, don't you have any female friends."

" Besides you...not really. You only put me to work with guys."

" Alright, so why did you do while I was gone?"

" Eat and watch TV."

" Hmm. Aren't you productive."

Genma defended Shizune. " Your not one to talk. You just sleep, drink, and gamble."

Tsunade hit Genma's head and glared at him sending everyone in that room into more fear of Tsunade than they already had of her. " I have a job you know. I can give you the worst tasks, Genma. I'd watch who I was talking to if I were you!"

He held his head and hid behind Shizune. " H-H-Hai, Tsunade-sama."

It was getting late and everyone started to leave. Shizune made Tsunade a cup of tea and sat down next to her. " How was your day?"

" Eh. Alright. Naruto's gonna leave to village bankrupt though."

Shizune giggled. "He eats that much ramen huh?"

Tsunade nodded.

" well. Good luck with that."

The next day seemed to be going well for Tsunade. She had no paperwork, was able to bathe in the hot springs without Jiraiya spying on her, and Koharu wasn't nagging her. This day seemed perfect. Almost too perfect. She had a weird feeling something bad was going to happen.

A knock came on her door. " Come in." She shouted.

Jiraiya rushed in and grabbed Tsunade's arm. He pulled her from her chair. " Tsunade, I need you to come with me and fast!"

" What's going on?"

" No time to explain. I need you to come to my house."

Tsunade pulled free from his grasp. " This better not be some excuse to get me in bed with you."

" it's not. I mean it! Come on I can't leave him alone for a long time."

She sighed. " Alright let's go." They both ran through the door to Jiraiya's house.

Once they arrived, Tsunade gasped. A little boy with blonde hair sat on the living room floor watching Spongebob and eating a bowl of dry cereal. Tsunade turned to Jiraiya and slapped him across the face. He glared at her. " What was that for?!"

" you left a child alone eating. What if he chocked?"

" That's not the problem! That's Naruto."

"I can see that. I'm not stupid!"

" I didn't say you were."

Tsunade was about to speak when she saw Naruto run up to Jiraiya. " Yay, Daddy's back!" The child shouted. Tsunade tried not to laugh but the thought of Jiraiya being a father was just too funny.

Jiraiya glared at her. "Hush."

Naruto looked at Tsunade and hugged her. " Mommy!"

" N-no, I'm not."

Jiraiya laughed as Tsunade's face turned red. " Good job. Naruto stops calling you baa-chan and now your mother."

" Shut the hell up!"

" Temper, hime. There are children in the room." he pointed to Naruto. Tsunade pouted in defeat.

" Mind telling me how this happened, Jiraiya?"

" I was hoping you could tell me."

She watched Naruto bounce up and down dancing to a song on TV. She smiled at how adorable he was. She sighed. " I'll do a check up on him. Naruto, come here."

Naruto ran up to her. She picked him up and looked at Jiraiya. " Where's your kitchen?"

He led her to the kitchen and she placed Naruto on the counter. " Lay down." He did what she said. She lifted the white T-shirt he was wearing and placed her hands on his stomach, trying to figure out what was wrong.

When she was done she pulled his shirt back down and lifted him off of the counter. He ran back to watch TV. Tsunade walked up to Jiraiya.

" So how did he get this way?"

" It may have been that medicine Naruto tested for me. That's why they had no side effects. The side effects take at least a day before kicking in."

" And how do we get him back to normal?"

Tsunade shook her head. " We wait for the side effects to wear off. Until then I'll leave him with you. I mean you practically raised Minato until he became Yondaime."

Jiraiya crossed his arms. " I'm not taking responsibility for your mistake."

" So what's your idea? I can't take care of him. I've never taking care of a young child before."

He pulled a coin out of his pocket. " If it's heads, I'll take care of him by myself, but if it's tails we take care of him together and you live with me until heads back to normal."

" Damn it. Why do I have to live with you?"

" To make life easier. If your here then I don't have to worry about getting him to you everyday."

She forgot all about her terrible reign of bad luck in a desperation to win and agreed to Jiraiya's terms. He flipped the coin and much to her horror, it landed on tails.

Jiraiya smiled at her. " You lose as usual."

Tsunade blushed. " I hate you."

" If you were smart, you would have remembered what a terrible gambler you were even if you have a fifty fifty chance of winning."

Jiraiya walked back to the living room with Tsunade. She sat down on the couch while Jiraiya went to find a scroll for Naruto to draw on. He gave him a pencil and then sat down next to Tsunade, who was still mad about losing to him.

He looked at her. " We're going to need to buy him clothes and toys even though this isn't permanent."

" Yeah and I guess when he's back to normal we can just donate the stuff to charity."

" We can start now since it's only early afternoon." he stood up and smiled at Tsunade. He grabbed her arm and pulled her from the couch.

She placed her free hand on Naruto's head. " Come on, kiddo. We're going out."

He looked at her and smiled. He ran to get his shoes. The two Sannin followed the child. Tsunade grabbed Naruto's hand and lead him through the door.

She looked at Jiraiya. " Let's stop at the Hokage tower, so I can tell Shizune what's going on."

Author's Note:

Yay. First chapter down. I hope you guys liked it. Please review.

Preview for the next chapter:

Tsunade, Jiraiya, and Naruto head to the shops to begin their shopping for the now young Naruto. They receive a lot of strange looks from the villagers and can't figure out why. That is until Kakashi tells them about the rumors that have been spreading. Why on earth does everyone this that Tsunade and Jiraiya are going out? And why would they think that the little blonde boy following them was their kid. I don't know maybe it's because Naruto looks very similar to the two Sannin. Find out next time in Chapter 2: Rumors and Shopping sprees!

Sayonara!