Tittle: Common Musings

Tittle: Common Musings

Author: Yay! Me, Memé-chan :P

Pairing: Raito/L/Raito

Warnings: Shounen ai, Bitch!Raito, Bitch!Weddie, OOC.

Common Musings

Chapter ten: Common Musings on war

I am a gentleman. He reminded himself.

I cannot hit a lady. He narrowed his eyes.

But she's not a lady. He thought, grinding his teeth.

She's an almighty bitch. He almost snorted.

Weddie smiled, flirtatious, twirling a silver-blond lock of hair (Silver-blond DYED hair, Raito thought, bitterly).

It had been hard to put up with the burglar before, but now it was nearly impossible. She had gotten even more flirtatious with the passing days. Now winks and casual touches weren't enough, she was giving hints that would get even Matsuda to notice (Which he already had, as every other member of the investigation).

... And it was taking all of Raito's patience and perfection not to kill her in a most cruel way.

The sexy woman widened her smile, making a particularly flirty comment about L's looks today.

The named guy, as always, was being far too innocent for his own good... Acting too innocent.

Which was more like it.

Raito knew that L knew Weddie was trying to get into his pants, he was just too intelligent and observant to ignore it... And yeah, it pissed him off a bit, but he let it slip...

... Because the one currently getting into the detective's pants was him. He couldn't help but smile at that,Weddie looked at him, raising an eyebrow, and Raito widened even more his smile, face taking a malicious glint.

The woman snorted, and dismissed him, lighting a cigarrette, with her pretty hands. No infatuated kid would scare her.

...Weddie obviously ignored that Raito wasn't just a regular kid, nor a regular infatuated kid.

If this was going to turn into a war, then Raito would fight with all his might. He was, after all, a sore looser.

"Ryuzaki?" The sand haired teen's voice was almost sugar coated.

"Yes, Raito-kun?" The detective turned around to face him, thumb subconsciously dropping from his mouth.

Everything happened in a single second.

Raito leaned towards the dark haired man, and pressed his lips against L's.

The teen nibbled the sleep deprived guy's lower lip, until said man's lips parted, and he could slip his tongue into the sweet cavity... The which tasted strongly of chocolate and strawberries.

He could hear Weddie's startled gasp, and then her almost silent growl, and he couldn't have felt better. He stroked L's hair, as the other man slowly relaxed and gave in to the kiss.

Tongues danced, rubbed and lips caressed.

A few minutes later, when the thing was definitely getting too heated, a resounding cough made them split up. Breathing ragged, lips swollen, eyes lustful, cheeks burning.

The rest of the investigation team (Including Yagami-san) was staring at them with different amounts of surprise and embarrassment.

Weddie was nearly petrified, her cool appearance almost destroyed thanks to her widely open mouth, the which made her look slightly like a fish.

After both boys' breathings had calmed down, Raito smiled a too bright and unashamed smile, getting up from his chair.

"I have a little craving for chocolate cake." He said, ignoring the astonished looks he was receiving.

He turned towards Weddie, and grinned what could easily be described as an evil grin.

"Would you like some too, Weddie-san?" He asked, mockingly.

The woman then closed her mouth, and composed a little, coughing once or twice.

"That would be nice, Raito-kun" She answered, voice dripping sarcasm and hate, her face sporting a huge, fake, beautiful smile.

"Let's go then, Ryuzaki" Said the teen, turning to look at L, who was hiding (Without enough success) a huge grin, thumb in his mouth, once again.

Raito smiled a sadistic smile, while dragging L with himself to the kitchen.

Let the war begin... "Weddie-san"

Raito: 1; Weddie: 0

(He'd widen the gap, or course.)

A/N: This is kinda like the end... Or not. Who knows. Perhaps some day I'll continue it :)

Oh! Yes, I wanted to apologize for any grammar or spelling mistakes, I soooo need a beta xDDDD...

I also wanted to say "Thank you so very much" to everyone who reviewed this: It meant alot to me. An awful lot, really :D

Special thanks to:

PirateCaptainBo (for sending me the first review to this story. It really cheered me up, thanks!), Sora Pwns x3 (your beautiful reviews always lighten me up :D… Hey, why do everyone think they wouldn't match? :(), MiaoShou (Well, you already know I LOVE your stories, so it meant A LOT for me when you reviewed. And, yeah, those are my definitions for love xD), MattTheGamer (Your reviews made me laugh :D Dunno why. And it made me extremely happy that you put me on your faves list :'D), Synonymous Brian, and ToNightIamgone (For reviewing in such a positive way, and adding me to your faves… And yes, isn't L cute when he sleeps? :D), Jinsane226 and DeElric (For your wonderful reviews :D), and Fouoldron (For your beautiful reviews, and those amazing ideas :D)

One last thing: If you've read these drabbles and you've never reviewed: please, do so. It'd make me endlessly happy, you know? This is my favourite fanfic, and it'd be so lovely if I could hear what you think about it.

Memé-chan