Title: Fan Girls Anonymous.

Rating: T

Genre: General

Summary: These WWE fan girls recall how they became members of the group Fan Girls Anonymous.

Warning: The OCs in the different stories may…fuck may, WILL be annoying.

Disclaimer: I don't own anyone just the OCs. WWE is owned by Vince McMahon.

Chapter One:

She watched him, she loved doing that. She loved the way he looked into the crowed, how he always kissed his dog tags before his match. How when he smiled his dimple would show. He had the sexiest dimples that made her moan as she drooled when he came on the camera. She knew that tonight, when he would look into the crowed he would look directly at her. And it would be love at first sight, and then he would eventually propose to her and she'd be Mrs. Cena. She wasn't a super fan, and she wasn't obsessive. She was a fan girl, she'd fight for John Cena if someone even dared diss him, and she'd do anything just to touch him. She knew that she wasn't like all his other fans – he would see something special in her. Something he'd never seen in anyone he's ever met.

Even though Holly was a fan girl. She'd never admit that. She wrote and read the fanfiction, brought all his DVDs and his CD, watched all his matches, all of 5 Questions, brought all his posters and day dreamed all day about him. In school her grades were slipping, because during class she would dream of the way that John would propose to her. She knew he would, one day. One day when she was old enough, she was only 17, but that was okay. She would be 18 soon, and then move to West Newbury. She only wanted to move to West Newbury because he was from there (But, he lived in Tampa, she knew that of course). And tonight would just make everything better; she was going to a Raw house show in her home town and John would be there.

Holly finished the last touches on her John Cena sign she was making it read 'Mrs. Cena.' She knew John would see it and blush, he would just fall at her feet.

'You can't see me, my time is now.'

Holly's cell phone rang, she picked it up. "I love it when you call…whoever you are." She had no idea who called, but she loved listening to her John Cena ring tone.

"It's me, Angel."

"Hey, girly, what's up? Are you ready to see my fine ass husband tonight?"

"Yeah, I'm ready for the house show. But, one day girl, you know that Cena's going to get married right?"

"Duh, I'll be at the wedding in my white wedding dress, you can just call me the bride." Holly smiled at that thought.

"If you're not banned and hit with a restraining order, that is."

"Who would do that to me?"

Angel sighed. "I don't know, wonder who." She replied sarcastically.

"Well, I love John and he loves me. Just doesn't know it yet."

"And he never will know that."

"Angel, don't bring me down. Ugh, when we go tonight all those other whores better not be all over him. Especially those diva hoes. They should be banned from wrestling."

"If you can call what they do wrestling, but some of them are good."

"Yeah, but they work too closely with John."

"Remember when John and Maria kissed?"

"Ugh, Angel…I don't want to talk about this. I was worried for weeks about if he got something. You know, STDS…blah, blah, blah."

"Yes, you were…after you had spent nearly three days crying in your room claiming John cheated on you."

"He did! But, I forgave him. And we're back together now."

"I wanted to tell you that I was researching on the computer and there's this number for this group FGA - Fan Girls Anonymous."

"But…I don't think you're a fan girl."

"No, not me. You."

"Whatever, just be here on time with the car."

"Yup, bye Holly, but I do think you sho--." Holly hung up the phone before her cousin could finish that line.

XxX

John Cena's music played and Holly and the rest of John Cena fans went wild. There was an occasional boo, but it was drowned out by the loud cheering. John made his way to the ring and Holly was still jumping up and down. John was being interviewed on Carlito's Cabana and it was silent as he was about to speak.

"THE CHAMP IS HER---" John was cut off by a loud scream in the audience.

"JOHN! JOHN! I LOVE YOU! MARRY ME!" Holly held up her sign and continued to jump up and down.

"Sit down, I can't see!" someone from behind her spoke.

Holly didn't listen she just continued to look at John who was looking at her with a confused expression on his face. The look in his eye wasn't one of love at first sight but more like 'are you serious? you're crazy'.

"Look Cena!" Carlito spoke into his microphone. "It's your biggest fan!" Carlito pointed to Holly and laughed.

Holly sat down in her seat and nearly sunk to the floor. How could this happen? Holly felt a hand on her shoulder, she knew it was Angel. Holly shrugged Angel's hand off her shoulder and then ran up the steps and to the nearest exit.

The show then continued.

XxX

The show was over almost an hour ago and Holly was just making her way thru the parking lot.

"Hey, kid!" a voice yelled from behind her. Holly and Angel turned around and Holly's eyes widened.

"O. M. G!" She used chat speak. "You're John Cena! I…it's love at first sight isn't it!"

John looked at her. "You know, I…I'm going to go." John turned around. He was going to tell her he was sorry for what happened, but that crazed look in her eyes scared him off.

"But I love you. Don't leave me! HAVE MY KIDS!" Holly wanted to mentally smack herself for what she said, Angel gasped.

"Holly!" Angel told her cousin, as her cheeks tinted a light pink in embarrassment of being seen with her cousin.

"I didn't mean it John, I'm so sorry." Holly told him.

"It's okay." John said as he walked away from her. 'Maybe if I walk away slowly…' he thought as he continued to walk away from the girl he considered a nutcase.

John stopped as he felt a tingle in his nose. He took a clean napkin out of his jacket pocket and then sneezed into the napkin. He blew his nose and then proceeded to drop the napkin on the ground. He then walked away.

Holly glued her eyes to the napkin but waiting until John Cena left the sight.

"Don't even think about it!" But it was too late; Holly ran to the napkin and picked it up. She held it in her hands and then rubbed it against her cheek.

"This symbolizes John's love for me. He left me this napkin on purpose."

Angel looked at Holly like she was crazy before walking over to the car shaking her head. Holly needed help…she needed help really quick. Holly was a fan girl, and she wouldn't admit it.

"First step to being a fan girl is not admitting you are one. Denial, denial, denial." Angel quoted from FGA site.

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A/n: Ah, let the flames begin. I've noticed the amount of fan girls on this site lately and it inspired this fanfic. Not to mention just going thru all the story summaries and can tell that mostly all of the OCs were Mary Sues. Not to mention almost all of them are JohnOC, RandyOC, JeffOC. Which, I can say I'm guilty of too, I have a Jeff story (The Will) and used to write so many JohnOC fics on my old account. So, I'm not excusing my actions either. I'm just saying, can't we…you know, try to I don't know, maybe just get more original and have most story options. An OC can only be with John Cena oh so many times (and have the same plot as well.). And, when did Jorrie and Stacy/RKO pairings make a come back? I actually think it's awesome to have those kinda stories on here because it reminds me of how things used to be. Now, if only the stories were actually good to the point they are readable. Once again, let the flaming begin.