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Chapter Three:
9:32AM.
Lola smiled from her car as she peered out of her parked car window with binoculars. He was eating his breakfast at the small café. He had ordered black coffee and a bagel, and he had brought the red bull he drank with his coffee.
Lola heard a snoring sound coming from the passenger seat and she turned and hit her sister in the arm.
"Wake up!" Lola hissed.
"Ugh, Lola, let me sleep. Bad enough I'm here with you stalking him."
Him. Lola smiled at the thought. "Whatever. Jeff Hardy is so worth it." She continued to look thru the binoculars.
"Why don't you go over and talk to him?"
"I stalk, I don't socialize."
"Yeah, because if you socialized with him instead of stalking him, it would make you sane. Heaven forbid." The girl, Carmen, rolled her eyes.
"Shudd up."
10:53AM.
"Look at how he runs." Lola remarked.
"Yeah, he better run faster so he can burn off all his fat rolls." Carmen replied as she flipped thru a playboy magazine.
"He's not fat!"
"Uh huh. Fat and ugly."
"He is not! He's so beautiful."
"I bet you like his hair too."
"I do."
"Please, we all know that's his way of coming out. Gay pride!" Carmen laughed.
"Coming from the lesbian."
"I have gaydar okay?"
"Ugh!" Lola continued to watch Jeff, ignoring Carmen's giggling as she went thru the playboy magazine.
11:04AM
"You bore me; I'm going to go get a hotdog." Carmen stood and walked over to the concession stand.
"A hotdog please and a diet soda."
"I'll also take a hotdog, and can you total the price together." Someone from behind Carmen spoke.
Carmen turned around and looked at him. "I'm not paying for it."
"I am, don't worry." He told her as he looked her up and down.
"Whatever." Carmen rolled her eyes. "Why are you checking me out?"
"Why do you have an attitude?"
"I'm a lesbian, and besides you're dating Beth."
"How do you know?"
"Girl on the park bench, 10 O'clock." Carmen said as she watched the hot dog man. "My sister. She's your stalker."
The man handed both Jeff and Carmen their hot dogs, and Carmen her soda. Carmen looked at Jeff who went into his pocket to pay the man.
"Thanks." Carmen turned around and walked back to Lola. Lola looked at her sister with her mouth opened.
"What?" Carmen looked at her sister. "Why are you watching me eat? Is this entertainment for you?"
"You just talked to Jeff Hardy."
"And he paid for my food too." Carmen added. "You're such an obsessed psycho."
Lola glared at her sister, she was so jealous. Carmen could tell. "You know, nothing happened. Lesbian remember?"
The fan girl looked around the park but couldn't find him. "I lost him."
"Not all you've lost." Carmen mumbled.
"You say something?"
"Yes, actually."
"What did you say?"
"Nothing, hun. Actions speak louder than words." Carmen smiled at her sister.
2:35PM
"Okay, so I've finally found him." Lola called her sister on her cell phone.
"That's nice." Carmen replied yawning.
"He's at Lexington Gym."
"Okay. Good for him."
"I wonder what he's doing there."
"…"
"Carmen, you there?"
"Yes, and to answer your question, he went to the gym…so, what do people do when they go to a gym?"
"Ohh. He's going to check out hot guys?" Lola asked confused.
"No, that's what you do. But, with the gayness thing, it wouldn't surprise me."
Lola laughed. "Oh, I get it. He's going to work out."
Carmen gave a fake laugh. "Yeah. Who would've thought."
"But didn't he run earlier?"
"Maybe he wants to lift?"
"Whatever. Hey, I'm outside the gym, want to catch a bus here and chill with me?"
"Unlike you, sis. I have a life. And stalking isn't apart of it."
"Come on, please?"
"No! And besides, I'm not wasting my money on bus fair. I have a car. Bad enough I have to put gas in the damn thing."
"Oh, come on."
"Ya know. While you like to stalk, I like to study for college exams. While you like to e-stalk, I like to listen to music. While you like to wiki-stalk, I like to go out on dates with girls I'll actually have a chance with. While you like t--."
"I get it, stalking is my life and you're just…"
"Trying to get through college and make something of myself. Good girl, you've got it."
"Oh, I'll call you back later. He's coming out of the gym now."
"Hey, when you come home can you bring me a slim jim?" Carmen and Lola lived together.
"How can you think of a slim jim at a time like this?"
"I love my slimy Js." Carmen laughed. "I got to go One Life to Live just came back from commercial."
"You and your soap operas."
"You know it. Bye."
The line went dead.
Lola kept her eyes on Jeff as a smile formed on her lips. He got into his car and then drove away. Lola followed him.
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In Jeff's car, he looked at his rearview mirror and his eyes widened. He looked on the road and then turned a corner. He looked back to his mirror and seen that the person behind him had also turned the corner. Jeff picked up his cell phone and called his older brother.
"Hey, Jeff. Can I call you back…" Matt moaned. "Later? I'm in the middle of, yeah, right there baby."
"Uh, yeah. Bye, bro." Jeff hung up his phone clearly disgusted. Jeff then dialed someone else's number.
"Hello?"
"I think I'm being stalked." Jeff turned left.
"Dude, that sucks. Is she hot? It is a she right?"
"Randy! It doesn't matter if she's hot. She's fucking scary!"
"That ugly, huh?"
"I don't know, I'm not exactly lookin', man. What do I do?"
"Get to the hotel and then if she come in, call the police."
"Alright." Jeff replied as he drove to the hotel.
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3: 47PM
Lola followed Jeff, and when he got into the hotel she didn't come in. She took out her cell phone.
"What, Lola?"
"Carmen, can you bring me my sexy red Victoria's Secret lingerie."
"Ugh, please don't tell me you have plans to sleep with him."
"I'm not telling you anything. Besides, I have the perfect plan. I'm going to go to his hotel room after Raw and then when he gets there I'll be wearing my lingerie."
"I got an idea, why don't you go a step further and just…be naked when he goes in there? Naked is your friend. Naked is good."
"Naked is perfect! Thanks, Car. I knew deep down you supported my stalkerness!" Lola hung up the phone.
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12:45AM
Lola laid in Jeff's hotel room completely naked. She had gotten the number from Mike who was the manager of the hotel. She had slipped him a Benjamin.
"I'm so glad I got that bikini wax." Lola mumbled to herself as she heard a click come from the door. This was it. Jeff was about to come in.
The door opened and the person walked in. That person wasn't Jeff. Lola screamed, and so did that person. That person was…Umaga.
Third Step to being a fan girl: Stalking is only a crime if you get caught. So, please. Stalk wisely.
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A/n: Surprise! Umaga. YAY! Lol. Yeah, I dunno what I was thinking about this chapter. I don't think it's that funny, well it is. But, not…really, lol. If that makes sense. I do love Carmen, and sorry if I offended anyone with anything. Oh and thanks for all the support on this story. I really appreciate it and the reviews make me smile. Who should I do next?