Umm.. hi, this is my first fanfic so go easy on me,ok? I like constuctive critisnm but please don't flame! It'll hurt my feelings. So this is basiclly about naruto and some friends turning into girls and hanging with the konuchi (did i spell that right?) and they hang out and have fun and stuff..Ya that's it. Hope you enjoy it!

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto...yeah go ahead rub it in!! I hate you!! goes into emo corner and cries

A New Found Weight On Our Chests

Naruto sighed as he scrolled down his MySpace profile. 'This is probably the worst profile ever, it's so boring.' Naruto thought 'It needs more flair.' Naruto seriously lacked creativity, so he decided called his friends to help him. Naruto picked up his phone and said one sentence that made everyone drop their phones and sprint to his house.

"Need pictures of hot naked girls, help me."

Once everyone was at his house they began to ponder about what they could do, and how they could do it legally.

"'We could get some pictures off the internet," Sasuke suggested.

"Nah, that's unoriginal, everybody has at least one porn star on their MySpace," Naruto replied.

"How about we ask the girls to pose for us, I mean they're pretty hot," Kiba commented.

"Like they would ever agree to that," Neji scoffed.

"Ok, smart guy, how about we instead of asking them we take their pictures when they're changing or some thing"? Kiba said smartly.

Shikamaru answered before Neji could open his mouth, "No, it's all too troublesome,"

"Plus, do you want them to think were some kind of stalker rapists like Orochimaru?" Garra added. They all shuddered at the thought. The room quickly filled with silence as they started to think, again. The silence ended when an excited Naruto shouted his idea.

"How about I teach you guys my Sexy No Jutsu, we take pictures, and then we change back?!"

"Hn, that doesn't sound so bad," murmured Neji. Naruto grinned at the hidden compliment given by the stoic prodigy.

"Whatever, let's just get this done quickly, I don't want to be a girl for more than 10 minutes," Sasuke said.

"Ditto," Neji whispered. All of the guys gathered in a circle, Naruto in the middle, and watched Him transform into a busty 5'7 girl with an hour glass figure, her long golden hair into two high pigtails and three whisker marks on each cheek. He stayed that way for 10 seconds then poofed back.

"See? It's that simple!" Naruto exclaimed grinning "Ok, but let's change out of our clothes, so if anyone comes we don't have to change back and waste time." They all left to go to their separate bathrooms, they felt no need to change in front of each other, I mean who really wants to see their friends of the same gender naked? In the next moment, one by one six hot guys turned into six sexy girls.

The first guy to come out of his bathroom was Neji. Neji was now a 5'9 beautiful brunette with her hair in a high athletic ponytail. She had an amazing hourglass figure with C cup boobs. Her eyes were a gorgeous color mix of lavender and cream, but the lavender was more dominant.

The next guy reluctantly stepped out of his bathroom to reveal an onyx haired beauty with middle back length hair in a side ponytail with a midnight blue streaked bang in the front. She had an hourglass figure and BB cup boobs. She also had a tattoo of the sharingan symbol right above her left butt cheek. She had a look of disdain in her eyes.

"Let's get this over with already," she said in a high voice.

A striking brunette with 3 red marks on each side of her flat tummy, an hourglass figure with C cup boobs, came out from her bathroom running. She had her short shoulder length hair in a low ponytail, and her hands cupped around her new boobs.

"Guys, look at these!" She grinned, showing a large set of canines, and gave her boobs a little shake. "Aren't these awesome?"

"Whatever, this is all so troublesome," said a voice behind them. The three 'girls' turned around to see a bored, but still beautiful brunette slumped in a chair. She had her middle back length hair in a messy bun. Even though she was sitting in a chair they could still see she had a semi hourglass figure with B cup boobs. She had a bored expression on her face. Usually, when Shikamaru wears that expression it looks like he was sleepy or lazy, but when he's a girl it looked, snobby, like she had something better to do.

"Ok, let's get started," Girl Naruto held up his camera and looked around. "Wait, are we missing someone?"

"Where's Gaara?" Kiba questioned

"Garra, come out, now!" Sasuke yelled in annoyance

"No, and take a single step towards me and I'll kill you!" shrieked a voice

"Dude, hurry up or you'll be stuck a girl forever!" Kiba yelled

"Fine," Out walked Gaara, and everyone's jaws' dropped. What took place of their short angry redheaded friend was a 5'7 redheaded beauty. She had an hourglass figure, like the rest of them, and a tattoo of the word love on her left hip. Her red hair was middle back length and kept down with emo bangs covering part of her right eye. She had aqua blue eyes with a pissed off look in them. The only reason his friends could recognize him was by the dark circles around his eyes. He was absolutely stunning.

"What?" Gaara asked. His friends woke up from their daze.

"Nothing," They said

"Ok, let's start," Shrieked Naruto bouncing up and down. "Rules are get into the sexiest pose you can think of, and we'll take turns shooting each other. Remember guys think porn star." And so it began.