Alright here's a poem I wrote with the question in mind of what the turtles do when no one is around or maybe because I was sick of studying for exams. :) I got the idea for the refrain from T.S. Eliot's poem, The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock. Read and enjoy! I do love reviews. wink wink nudge nudge
Chaos at the Lair
The fan girls run and go,
All after my dear Michelangelo.
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Fan fiction is something I love to write.
I try to please you all with all my might.
I'm sure my life to you will amuse,
Or maybe you, I will completely confuse
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The fan girls run and go,
All after my dear Michelangelo.
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Raphael stands high and mighty.
He hits his bag definitely not lightly.
No one watching, he acts rather atomic.
He pulls out and reads a Batman comic.
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The fan girls run and go,
All after my dear Michelangelo.
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Leonardo with his eyes an excited light brown.
Is not being the teacher's pet for which he is renown.
He's jumping around and on the chairs.
Leo radiates excitement like a little boy's flares.
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The fan girls run and go,
All after my dear Michelangelo.
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An invention is tossed, now gone,
By an extremely rambunctious Don.
Advanced calculus, what could that be?
"One of those," he grins, "I gotta get me!"
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The fan girls run and go,
All after my dear Michelangelo.
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I turn to say 'hi'
To a fan girl passing by.
Mikey grins a secretive grin,
Of one who is enjoying a pleasurable sin.
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The fan girls run and go,
All after my dear Michelangelo.
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Coming in with five attractive mice,
Whom Master Splinter continues to entice,
Splinter looks at the lair as if a bore,
Then he pulls them along and closes the door.
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The fan girls run and go,
All after my dear Michelangelo.
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The infamous Shredder now walks in.
"When will the party begin?"
A marshmallow on all his spikes for s'mores.
Then he plops down to cook his mallows on the floor.
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The fan girls run and go,
All after my dear Michelangelo.
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Leonardo, a marshmallow does take.
It looks so good; it must be fake!
All Leo does is cry "YUM!"
But he must admit; it's burning his gums!
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The fan girls run and go,
All after my dear Michelangelo.
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Raphael would not dare,
But no, he's showing off his Care bear!
Shredder couldn't resist the little pink one!
"Raph to his house he simply must come!"
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The fan girls run and go,
All after my dear Michelangelo.
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Donatello starts to sing.
Deafness to all it will surely bring!
Splinter sticks his head put; his eyes ready to pop.
"This singing," he says, "must now stop!"
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The fan girls run and go,
All after my dear Michelangelo.
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Karai sprints in and kisses Leo full on.
Watching with jealously from the sidelines was Don.
"Leonardo, I do love you."
But I have allegiance to my father too.
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The fan girls run and go,
All after my dear Michelangelo.
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A confused Leo goes to a corner and cries.
Don merely sighs. Mike, laughing so hard, nearly dies.
I walk over and pat Leo on his head.
Meanwhile Hun is jumping on his bed.
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The fan girls run and go,
All after my dear Michelangelo.
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Now Hun begins to cry and rub his head
For he broke his fragile bed!
Now Don is extremely mad,
For no fan girls chasing him is bad.
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The fan girls run and go,
All after my dear Michelangelo.
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Leo starts to scream,
In my ear which is too extreme.
As Leo realizes, "It's that fan fiction writer!"
Raph yells, "The one I hate? Let's bite 'er!"
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The fan girls run and go,
They're still after my dear Michelangelo.
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They chase me for hours and days.
All through the endless sewer maze.
I guess they don't like my writing, oh poo.
"We'll get you, Watson, and your little notebook, too!"