Disclaimer: Oh, I totally own Prince of Tenn—okay, so I don't own Prince of Tennis. Dx
A/N: This is me, bored while sitting in health class the second to last period of the day. I think about Dabide to get me through the day, apparently. But, I warn you, I'm really bad at puns. Roleplaying him hasn't helped me yet…
Enjoy!
Kite
It was a peaceful day, not entirely normal since their token pun man wasn't making his puns. But they were grateful. They'd made it through almost an hour of practice without the terrible redhead's puns, and they were thinking, hoping that there would be none.
Oh how wrong they were…
"Ah, Bane-san," Dabide said, in attempts of getting his older double partner's attention. But nothing ever went through to the other because their freshman captain made his way through them, screaming.
"Oi, oi, oi, oi, ooooiiiiiiii!"
…
"Yes, Buchou?" All of Rokkaku said in mostly unison, with the exception of Saeki saying 'Aoi-kun' out of nowhere. Honestly. Was that name necessary?
"Look, look, loooook!" The hyper buchou yelled, pointing upwards towards a tree, grinning. "Look at it! What is it!?"
Everyone looked, their eyes twitching for the most part, besides Dabide's and Saeki's. The fukubuchou only smiled slightly at the object in the tree.
There, hanging by a thin string, blowing in the wind in hopes of freeing itself, lay a little kite; its red color made a perfect, beautiful contrast to the perfect clear blue sky. The fact that there wasn't a single cloud in the sky made it all the more wonderful.
"Kentarou…" Kisarazu started before shaking his head.
"It's a kite," Kurobane finished for the long-haired twin, giving a look to his own partner that said, 'Say something stupid, and I kill you.'
… Too late.
"Ah, is the Hitman here?" Dabide asked, his normal expression donning his features as he looked over his team.
"…"
Bane-san's fists began to clench as he awaited the punch-line of the 'bad pun,' knowing that it was coming.
"Because, I swear that Higa Chuu team had a guy named Kite…" He said in an all-serious tone, followed by a small, "Pfft" noise.
"…"
"I can't help but wondering…does Kite fly…kites?" He managed to get that out just before—
His taller partner delivered a swift kick to his head, knocking him violently over.
"That wasn't funny! The guy's name was "Kee-tay! Not kite!" He yelled, shaking his head. "And why does it matter if he flies— …" He stopped himself from saying it, and then spoke again. "No. More. Puns, Dabide. Just no."
Dabide slowly stood up and gave his partner a small, innocent look.
"But I thought it was funny…I'd call him kite. And I want to know if he flies kites…really."
"…"
The team remained silent; the only one that was still brave enough to speak was Bane-san.
"If you actually called him that to his face…you'd be on his hitlist."
The only reply Kurobane received was another "Pfft" noise, followed by, "I didn't know that he knew I could sing…"
And so the kite was forgotten, due to the several violent kicks to Dabide's head…and the need to eliminate all the puns, but to no avail.
Ah…just a regular day at Rokkaku Chuu.
A/N: Eh…I'm sorry that I suck at writing well…as well as my puns. I'm working on them, I swear! And I'm sorry that it's so short.
Please review and let me know if I'm ever worth your time. Dx