This is the second time that i'll be posting this story on the internet. What started off as a one-shot became a 10-parter. I've had positive feedback on this one, so i hope you all enjoy it, too!

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Rose Tyler was sat peacefully in the TARDIS library, reading a book that was placed gently on her lap. Sighing contentedly, she turned another page and began to read the next. She loved the moments when activity in the TARDIS was quiet.

"Rose! Rose? Where are you?"

Rose sighed again, this time in exasperation. So much for a relaxing day…

"Rose!" the Doctor called out again as he ran down the corridors of the TARDIS.

"I'm in the library," she called back, not taking her eyes of the book.

The Doctor sprinted in to the library and almost skidded to a stop in front of her. He was bouncing up and down on his feet.

"Rose!" he shouted again. "You'll never guess what happened to me!"

Rose didn't look up. "What?"

The Doctor bounced up and down a moment more before saying excitedly, "I just got abducted by aliens!"

The library was silent for a moment. Rose decided it was time to look up from where she was sitting on the sofa.

"Um…what?" she asked, wanting to make sure she had heard correctly.

"Well," the Doctor said, sitting down next to Rose, "I went outside the TARDIS after you said that you wanted to stay in here, and no sooner had I left I found myself being pulled in to the air by a white light!"

Rose looked at the Doctor and asked him slowly, "…have you had any sugar?"

"No!" he said resentfully. "Well, yes, maybe," he then admitted, "but that's not the point!"

"What is the point?"

"I was abducted by aliens!" the Doctor repeated.

"Doctor," Rose said, looking at him as if he were crazy, "you are an alien!"

The Doctor gave her a look. "I know that! But when I got up in to the spaceship-"

"Oh, god, there was a spaceship," Rose muttered, closing her eyes and placing her head in her hands-

"-the aliens treated me very kindly! You should have seen them, Rose!" the Doctor continued as Rose got up to put her book back on the shelf. "They were skinny and green with big black eyes! I talked to them for a while, but then one of them hit me on the head. I passed out and the next thing I knew, I was lying outside in front of the TARDIS again!"

Rose just stared at him. "Doctor…did you fall on your head?" she asked, uncertainly.

"No!" he replied, getting off the sofa and moving to stand in front of her.

"Are you sure?"

"Yes. I'm sure!" the Doctor said, impatiently. "I'm over nine hundred years old; I think I'm intelligent enough to not 'fall on my head'.

"But intelligent enough to get excited at being kidnapped by some aliens?" Rose asked.

The Doctor rolled his eyes at her. " 'Abducted', Rose, I wasn't kidnapped."

Rose sighed. "Okay. You were abducted by aliens. I think you better have a lie down for a while," she added, looking concernedly at his head.

"Rose," he said firmly, "I don't need to lie down, I'm absolutely…" The Doctor's eyes rolled and he fainted to the floor with a thud.

"…fine?" Rose finished for him as she looked at his passed-out form before her.

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The next day, Rose was in the kitchen making some coffee. The Doctor slowly walked in and sat down at the table. He rested his arms on the surface and allowed his head to fall on his arms.

"How are you feeling today?" Rose asked him from where she stood. She had checked the Doctor over once he was in bed, and she came to the conclusion that he must have bumped his head and was now suffering from concussion.

"Awful…absolutely terrible," he responded, his voice muffled by his pyjamas.

"What's wrong?" Rose asked sympathetically.

"I feel as if I may puke any second."

"Oh," Rose said. She extended her hand that she was holding her cup in towards the Doctor. "…coffee?"

"Eeeesh," he moaned, sitting back in the chair. "I bet you those aliens made me like this…"

"Doctor, how many times do I have to tell you?" Rose told him as she sat at the opposite end of the table. "You weren't abducted by aliens. You just fell and bumped your head."

The Doctor stood up from his chair, his face set in lecture-mode. "For your information, Rose Tyler, I-" The Doctor's face suddenly turned white and he ran out of the kitchen.

Rose could hear the Doctor throwing-up in the toilet from where she sat. Taking a sip of her coffee, she muttered, "Definitely concussion," before getting up to go and see if he was okay.

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The morning after that, Rose was again in the kitchen, this time washing her breakfast dished. She had just finished and was drying her hands at the sink.

The Doctor walked in to the room, in a better mode than he was the day before. "Good morning, Rose!"

Rose turned around after she heard his greeting. "Good morning, Docto-" Her face turned to one of shock. "What the hell?!" she exclaimed, pointing at his mid-riff.

"What?" the Doctor asked, looking down to where she was pointing. He saw that his stomach was much larger than it had been yesterday. "…oh. Have I put on weight?"

"Doctor, you look as if you're pregnant!" Rose cried, wondering if she was dreaming all this.

"Don't be silly, Rose," the Doctor said, brushing her comment off. "Male Time Lords cannot get pregnant. Time Lords don't get pregnant at all, in fact!"

"But Doctor!" Rose continued, "You look as though you're six months gone!"

"Hmm…I do, don't I?" he said, thoughtfully, unfazed by the situation. "I might…go to the medical lab…run a few tests…just incase…" The Doctor walked out of the kitchen.

Rose collapsed into a chair.

Thirty minutes later…

The Doctor walked back in to the kitchen, his face expressionless. Rose looked up from the table, where she had been drinking coffee since he had left. She stood up when she saw that the Doctor had entered.

"Well?" she asked him.

"Um," the Doctor cleared his throat uncomfortable, "…yeah. I'm pregnant."

There was silence in the kitchen.

"I told you I was abducted by aliens."

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Two days later, Rose and the Doctor were in what Rose called 'The Comfy Room', because of all the squashy chairs and sofas inside. Rose was sitting curled up on an armchair with another book in her hands. The heavily-pregnant-Doctor was sprawled out on a sofa.

"Uuuuugh," the Doctor groaned, an arm hung over his face. "When will this end? My back is killing me…"

"Welcome to the World of Women," Rose said from her armchair. Looking up at him, she added, "Be thankful you don't get periods."

The Doctor groaned again and awkwardly got off the sofa. "I think I'll go lie down for a while…" he mumbled, walking across the room to the door. He only got halfway when he suddenly yelled in pain. "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Rose sprung up from her chair and ran to where the Doctor was kneeling over. "What is it?! What's wrong?!"

"I think… I'm about to… give birth," he said in gasps.

"Oh god…HOW?!" Rose cried out in panic.

"I DON'T KNOW!!" the Doctor cried back. Suddenly he was surrounded by a bright green light. Rose shielded her eyes against it, but it was gone as soon as it had come.

When Rose opened her eyes, she saw the Doctor kneeling in the same position, this time much thinner, and holding a little green baby with big, black eyes.

Rose stared at the new arrival for a while. "…okay, now I believe you were abducted."

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