35 Ways to Annoy Random MR Characters 2

Tell him Max ditched him 'cause he's got facial hair.

Tell him he's a dweeb.

Say he's pretty.

Tell him Fang would have busted his behind all the way to Kentucky anyways.

Ask him if he's an eraser.

If he doesn't know what the heck you're talking about, laugh.

Laugh some more.

A bit more.

Then tell him he's pink enough to be an eraser.

Watch him go red.

Tell him he looks like a tomato.

Tell him he should try out for girl scouts.

Ask him if you can buy some tagalongs (those are THE BEST, I don't care what Mom says about thin mints).

Go buy him a girl scout uniform.

Show it to his older sisters.

Put it in his closet.

Listen to his horrified screams in the morning and laugh manically.

Ask him how many badges he's going to get.

Tell him that he needs bling-bling for the sash.

Tell him you'll get them all for him if he goes to school in the uniform.

See steps 17 and 7-8.

Steal all his clothes minus the uniform.

When he's forced to come out of wherever he's hiding, in the uniform, take pictures.

DO NOT allow him to destroy the film.

Develop the pictures and send them to Max.

Tell her "oh, how the mighty have fallen."

Give more pictures to Sam's sisters.

Give some more to aunts, uncles, and cousins.

Give pictures to everyone else he know, even if it's just some random guy at a supermarket that he sees in line sometimes.

Tell him you developed the film with his money.

RUN!

Tell him he looks like a crab apple.

Go and buy him a pair of pink, feathery earings.

Ask him if he likes them.

Tell him I got like a zillion people wanting me to annoy him.