Inumaru12: Yeah, so the only reason Im really writing this cause my friend got me into this a bit and I promised I would write her some drabble/One-shots. I mean hey, she is drawing me some ShikaNaru yaoi! (Goes into a happy yaoi mode XD)

Thank you so much AngolMoaChan! This is for you! XDD I hope you like it.

Basically this is just drabbles or one shots of the pairing DeiTobi or TobiDei. Just some random stuff of whatever I can think of. XD

Please review, and if you would please go to my bio page and vote for whatever story you want me to next, it would rock!

Warnings: Perverted-ness, Yaoi, which is GUY ON GUY, mentions of ItaKis or KisIta at times (Cuz AMC likes it! XD), and some cursing. Also please forgive me if I get any of Tobi and Deidara's personality wrong. I've only know as much through my friends. Please forgive me! (Bows repeatily)

Anyway, start!

"Don't mess with a nation that needs medication." – Chris Titus

Drabble one- Misinterpretations and Flowers

Deidara was not patient man.

That part was obvious. He stood waiting in a middle of a field after being called out by Tobi. Tobi had insisted that he, Deidara, come out and meet him or he wouldn't stop bothering him.

So Deidara came. Grudgingly I may say.

So he was standing out in the field, waiting for Tobi.

And waiting…

And waiting…

After five minutes the blonde artist was calling it quits.

He turned around and was suddenly slammed onto his back with a sudden heaviness on his chest.

Deidara blinked and looked up at the person on top of him.

"Tobi, you idiot, get the hell off me, Un!" He yelled at Tobi, as he started to feel uncomfortable in this position. If anything, it should be him straddling Tobi.

…Wait. Stop. Rewind. What? Where the fuck did that come from?

The Blondie shook his head of such thoughts and looked at Tobi who was looking at him.

"You look hot Sempai." Tobi said bluntly.

Deidara's cheeks exploded with color. "W-What? What did you say Baka!?!"

"I said you look hot. You face is all red. Are you running a fever sempai?" Tobi asked in his annoying way.

Deidara's blush was knocked down a couple of levels and he let out a small sigh of relief.

He almost laughed too. To think Tobi would hit on him. Ha! That was saying that Itachi would shout out his love for Kisame.

Else where

"I LOVE KISAME!" Screamed a blushing Uchiha on top of a mountain, with a shell shocked Kisame behind him and a group of fan girls taking pictures and fainting.

Back to Deidara

Deidara shuttered. He swore he just heard Itachi pronouncing his love for Kisame but forced him self to not think of it. And instead, to think of Tobi who now randomly pulled out something out from behind him.

Deidara blinked as he suddenly saw a sudden explosion of color.

"I got these for you Sempai. They reminded me of your amazing fireworks." Tobi said, blushing under his mask as he handed his sempai a variety of colorful flowers.

Deidara blinked and a small smile graced his lips for a small amount of time before it disappeared.

"Thanks, un." He said. Tobi grinned and nodded to him. He raised up off of Deidara-sempai and put out a hand for him to grab.

Deidara thanklessly grabbed it and held onto it as he was pulled up.

As their hands left the other's company they could still feel the other's hands.

Deidara suddenly smirked to himself. Maybe it wasn't so bad to wait for Tobi.

He suddenly brought his hand down, the one that Tobi had held just seconds before, and squeezed Tobi's ass.

"Sempai!" He squeaked.

Owari

Inumaru12:Sorry at the sudden ending, but that seemed like the perfect place to end it. So Please review and vote on my poll thing on my bio page. Just click on my name. Arigato! I'll write more, especially if AngolMoaChan likes it. Please review, it helps me. Ja!