Now, this is a crazy crossover I typed on MSN to my friends Banana and Rice and Magic. (Stuff goes through my head with these guys...) Now, I'm having weird thoughts...

Note: No offence to those who like Energon Prime…

Disclaimer-thingy: I dun own Energon Optimus or Power Rangers. I never will.

(Takes place whenever)

Red Ranger: Alien Megatron is too big for us to defeat alone! We need the Megazord!

(A big truck with a giant trailer appears. The cab seperates from the trailer. 4 vehicles come out of the trailer. Red Ranger hops into the cab, Orange Ranger hops into a mini fire truck, White Ranger hops into a mini helicopter, Yellow Ranger hops into a mini driller, Blue Ranger hops into a mini submarine)

(Don't ask how they fit into them...)

All Rangers: Combine and form Megazord!

(The cab transforms into a robot, the fire truck and helicopter into arms and driller and submarine into legs)

Orange Ranger: Fire 1, combine!

White Ranger: Copter 2, combine!

Yellow Ranger: Digger 3, combine!

Blue Ranger: Submarine 4, combine!

Rangers: Energon Optimus Prime Megazord, Complete!

(Energon Optimus Prime Megazord stand in front of Alien Megatron, but not making a single move.)

Alien Megatron: Ha! Do you Rangers really think that this piece of slag can defeat me?

(Energon Optimus Prime Megazord loses balance coughoverweightcough and lands on Alien Megatron, crushing him under his weight coughmillionsoftonscough)

Red Ranger: We did it! Alien Megatron is defeated! Thank you Primus for this wonderful Megazord!

Blue Ranger: Yeah, if only it weren't so humiliating... (clutches part of head that hit the dashboard upon impact when Energon Optimus Prime Megazord was falling)

White Ranger: Well, at least the alien's gone and we're still here!

All Rangers: YAY!

(Energon Optimus Prime Megazord suddenly explodes. All but Red Ranger die)

Red Ranger: Aww... there goes a perfectly good Megazord... (dies)

END

… Told ya it's stupid.