Naruto's (Rather Amusing and Enjoyable) Disney Adventures.

A/N- Okay, okay, okay, I'm sure that other people have used this idea but of course my story is the best, SO THERE!

Disclaimer- I don't own Naruto. I don't think Masashi Kishimoto would consent to me purchasing Naruto from him either.

Team 7 takes many field trips to different places, one of the happening to be Disney World.

Everything began when they were trying to decide which resort to stay at.

"There are too many," grumbled Sasuke.

"Let's stay at the fancy one that the monorail goes through!" exclaimed Naruto.

"How about something simpler, like the Fort Wilderness Lodge," suggested Sakura.

"Actually, I have the final say," began Kakashi, "and we should stay somewhere primitive, like the Fort Wilderness Campground. I already bought a tent. Every night I'll take you to the sing along with Chip and Dale!"

"Cool!" yelled an ecstatic Naruto.

"Could this get any worse?" Sasuke moaned.

"Are Chip and Dale those Chipmunks?" Sakura asked. "They are so adorable. Don't you think so Sasuke-kun?"

"However, on 2 nights of this vacation you will not get to roast marshmallows with Chip and Dale because I got as tickets to Mickey's Hoop de Doo Dinner Review!"

"Joy," said a sarcastic Sasuke. "Just what I've always dreamed of."

"Don't you DARE complain," Kakashi said. "Those tickets cost more than 50 dollars a person and that does not even include dinner. Then another night, we will take a boat ride and watch the Magic Kingdom's fireworks show from the lake."

"Ooh, how romantic" Sakura sighed, gazing over in Sasuke's direction.

"Kakashi-sensei, can we have a character breakfast, you know, with Mickey, Minnie, Donald, and Goofy?" Naruto begged.

"Fine," replied Kakashi. "We'll go to breakfast one morning at Chef Mickey's."

"Can we go to Downtown Disney one night and shop?" pleaded Sakura.

"Yes," said Kakashi.

"We have 3 weeks here," said Naruto. "It would be a waste of time if we only went to Disney attractions. We should get tickets to Universal Studios too."

"Yeah, I hear they have the cutest little rollercoaster there called the Flying Unicorn!" Sakura said.

"THIS is my WORST nightmare," groaned Sasuke.

So, that night, after Kakashi made them cook dinner on the grill, while he just sat there in his stupid camping chair reading they walked to the campfire circle to the Sing Along with Chip and Dale. Once they got there, Sasuke complained more about its stupidity. Naruto and Sakura ran off to roast marshmallows …that is…until Kakashi called them back so they could get their picture made with Chip. Sakura grinned happily, while Sasuke grumpily asked, "Am I allowed to use Chidori on Chip?" "Absolutely not," Kakashi said.

The Sing Along went by quickly and then Sakura insisted that they stay for the nights Disney movie. Even Naruto despised this idea for the movie just so happened to be the beloved classic, "The Little Mermaid."

"I WILL NOT go through with this," Sasuke said. "No way."

"You can't make me!" screamed Naruto. "You never will!"

"You're saying that now but you didn't say that when Akatsuki tried to capture you?" asked Kakashi.

"That's NOT the point!" screeched Naruto. "The Little Mermaid has got to be the best definition of…of…"

"Torture," Sasuke finished.

"Yeah, that!" Naruto crowed. "I'd die before I have to watch this movie!"

"But…but…I want to watch it!" whined Sakura. She burst into tears. "Sasuke-kun, please?" she sobbed.

"You guys are being way too mean," commented Kakashi. "That's no way to treat a fellow teammate. "We should watch the movie, or at least, pretend to."

"Kakashi- sensei! You are going to regret this!" yelled Naruto angrily, "unless…"

"Oh no," moaned Sasuke.

"Unless you take us to Sea World too!" "Yay! Sea World!" squealed Sakura. "I absolutely LOVE aquatic creatures."

The movie went by at an incredibly slow pace.

Sasuke fell asleep for a long time until Sakura vigorously shook him awake to say, "Isn't Ariel's hair so beautiful?" He would simply nod back off. Naruto, however, was a different story.

"No Sakura," he would say. "Ariel's hair is hideous. Yours is much prettier. Eric is immensely ugly, and Ursula would probably be good for a pairing with Orochimaru."

"I only agree with the last one," muttered Sakura.

Kakashi was sitting on the bench, reading. He did not look up, or pay any attention to anyone or anything around him until a little toddler stumbled up to him and snatched the book out of his hand.

The child dashed over to her mom, yelling, "Mommy, mommy, will you read this book to me?"

Many of you can guess the title of this certain book and why Kakashi had sprung off the bench. It vibrated so hard that it tipped over with a colossal BANG! The guests sitting on it were not very thrilled for they had fallen headfirst into the mulch. Kakashi zipped quickly after the kid, who, for a toddler was incredibly fast.

"Sasuke! Wake up!" howled Naruto directly in Sasuke's ear. He awoke, eyes wide.

Startled he said, "Naruto, do you want me to go deaf?"

"Yes," Naruto said.

"How nice of you," said Sasuke, frustrated.

"Sasuke-kun!" squeaked Sakura. "A toddle stole Kakashi sensei's book!"

The movie ended while nobody was watching it, for, everybody who had been staring at the screen was now gazing in shock at the crazy guy with a mask. Kakashi had retrieved his book so it could have been a happy ending.

Unfortunately, Sakura had to pipe up and say, "I LOVE Ariel's singing voice!"

They walked back to their campsite.

Naruto was still singing songs from the sing along until Sasuke interrupted him, tiredly saying, "Stop."

Then, Naruto had another idiotic question to ask Kakashi. "What Disney Park are we going to tomorrow?"

"Animal Kingdom," moaned Kakashi sleepily.

About 10 minutes later they had all reached their campsite and had fallen asleep (sort of), without brushing their teeth or even taking a shower. Well, Kakashi and Sakura had fallen asleep. However, they were snoring so loud that Naruto and Sasuke were still awake. They swore that it could be heard all the way in Konoha. Then the Electric Light Parade music was playing, just making everything worse.