AN: Dont hate me! I know its probly really terrible, so terrible im not going to bother spell checking or going over it. It was just really late at night and it came into my head so here we are :)

Disclaimer: Dont own. At all. Really.

Smexiness

"kill the spare"

Wormtail lifted his wand and said two dreaded words.

"Avada Kedavra"

A ball of vicious green light shot towards cedric and hit him in the chest. Wormtail looked over at Harry to hear his screams and pleadings but all he saw was a rather smug look.

Then without warning, the greenenergy ball that was the same colour as that goo harry found under the gryffindor boys bathroom sink shot back towards Wormtail, who promptly died on impact, and proceeded to drop the baby in the bundle he was holding which was actually Voldemort, who died when his head hit a rock.

"Huh?" came from Cedric. "How'd that happen?"

"There are twoways to survive the killing curse, Mr. Diggory" stated Dumbledore who came out of nowhere. "Love like harry and general smexiness like you."

"Huh?" this time from Harry.

"In general, Cedric was to sexy to die. The Fates decided his beauty was far to excellent to leave the world just now."

A collective "Ohhhhhhhh" came from the audience, the three of them having port keyed back without Harry realising it.

"Well then CEDRIC I LOVE YOU"

"I LOVE YOU TOO"

"LETS GO AWAY TOGETHER AND LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER."

And that they did.