A/N I am sick of admitting it but I do not own the book or the characters.

APOV

After months of searching we were finally here at the Cullen's household. It was beautiful about an acre was just a garden, Esme's work. White beams spiraling downwards around the swing around porch of the white house. White? Why did they always have to choose white?

Jasper and I walked up the huge walk and stood there before the door, me bouncing slightly. We stood there for about 10 seconds before Jasper asked "Aren't you going to knock?"

"Oh, yeah" We just stood there, Jasper looking at me like I was an imbecile. "Why aren't you knocking?" he asked, he might be able to read my emotions, but he was not Edward and able to read my mind.

"You can't just go up to a household full of vampires and knock, especially when they are the Cullens!" I said making 'Cullens' two words.

Jasper's hand went up to his neck "Take your time…they can hear us, you know. They are very confused."

My bounce went slower until it stopped and my real big smile turned into a hard line. "Oh no, no, oh my god! I just made a complete fool of myself…we have to get out of here. Now. Run, Jasper, RUN!"

With that I tried to run and never come back. I would've done that if it wasn't for Jasper stopping me by putting his arm around my waist. I was running in place against his arm trying to get away. His other hand went up and knocked on the door.

I suddenly stopped and began worrying "You knocked! How could you knock? I didn't have time to check my make-up. How's my make-up?" Jasper gave me a blank look. "that bad, huh? Oh my goodness. I look ugly, so ugly, so very ugly. They can't see me like this" I hid my face against Jasper's chest.

I heard the door open slowly and a slightly hesitant voice- Carlisle voice, ask "How may I help you?"

A?N that is the end of the first chapter it gets funnier I have a lot of it right in front of me. Next chapter very soon. R&R please please please