Bully: Bloopers!!
Rated: T
Summary: Say Bully were a movie instead of a game. For the sake of your sanity, the actors names will be the same as the characters. XD SPOILERS!
Authors note: Why did people love that random little bit with Gord so much? XD aw, well.
Warnings: SPOILERS! And maybe a little childish in the humor. XD
The scene: Final showdown!
The setting: Top of the school
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(take one)
Jimmy: (falls off a plank)
Gary: SPLAT! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Director: WTH????
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(take two)
Jimmy: (is limping) I'm going to kill you!
Gary: Hate the game, don't hate me. XD
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(take three)
Gary: WHO'S YOUR DADDY??
Jimmy: An inmate.
Gary: ...
Director: cut...
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(take seven)
Gary: WHAT UP BLACK BETTY? Blam-ba-blam-bah
Director: DID YOU TAKE YOUR MEDS????
Gary: ... yes...
Jimmy: He's lying.
Gary: AM NOT!
Jimmy: ARE TOO!
Director: Nurse!
Gary: NOOOOOOOOOO! (throws a styrofoam brick at the her)
Nurse: (lunges after him with an eight inch needle)
The scene: "A little help" (I would almost suggest watching this scene over again, on you-tube of course)
The setting: Main room in boys dorm
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(take one)
Gary: You want me to give you a kiss and make it all better?
Pete: (nods vigorously)
Gary: ... (turns around) TOO BAD!
Pete: D:
Jimmy: Uh...
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(take three)
Gary: Go on Petey! Go cry to the teachers. Go tell them I was nasty to you!
Petey: Shut up Gary, you're such a jerk man.
Gary: ...
Petey: ...
Gary: FUCK YOU!
Petey: o.o
Director:... Stick to the script Smith, or I swear to God!
Gary: That's against my religion. I should sue you.
Director: I should fire you.
Gary: ...
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(take six)
Petey: Shut up Gary, you're such a jerk man.
Gary: Am I Petey? Oh, you're so cunning! I'm really upset! Actually, I think I'm going to go cry. (runs off stage and collapses)
Petey: ... Did someone give him the wrong medication?
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(take seven)
Gary: Boring? I'm boring...? You're none too interesting yourself friend. Ehheheheh. heh. (starts to back away)
Jimmy: Oh God..
Gary: heh... hehheh... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Jimmy: Can we just CUT THIS SCENE??
Scene: "This is your school"
Setting: the lunchroom
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(take one)
Gary: Feeding time at the zoo. Okay, heres the deal... Over there we got the nerds. Of course they are complete social outcasts...
Jimmy: They look like virgins.
Gary: They're actuall-... what?
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(take two)
Jimmy: They look pretty harmless...
Gary: They're actually sneaky bastards. Their turf is the library.
(camera shows Derby, with his arm around Pinky, and Bif talking)
Gary: Those are the preps. They're all money, and condescending attitude.
Jimmy: You mean in-bred homo's...?
Gary: Exactly.
Director: CUT!
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(take four)
Gary: Now over there are the greasers, they think they're tough.
Johnny: WHAT?? I CAN'T HERE YOU!!
Gary: And that concludes the tour... (walk/runs out of lunchroom)
Jimmy: Nice...
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(take six)
Gary: And last but not least... the jocks. (camera pans in on the jock table, it's empty)
Director: Ugh... CUE THE JOCKS!!!!!
I actually went on youtube for this chapter, so I could remember dialog better.
If you want me to update, I need reviews. :p I didn't really like this chapter as much as the last... what do you think?
Maybe I'll add in more Gord in the next chapter... I'm just... too tired... ugh...
xxNae'Kaxx