It was a cold, clear night.
This was Hatake Kakashi's favourite, if you could that he has preferences, kind of night. The moon gave a pale light that revealed potential enemies, traps, allowed him to read porn, and, most importantly, avoid fangirls and bimbos.
Kakashi sighed as he lazily turned the page of his dog-eared Icha Icha Paradise. Lately it seemed that every other girl in Konoha was bent on annoying him. Worst of them all was Anko. Sure they had dated sometime ago, but she still didn't lay off. He had become cold to her and unemotional when they met, hoping she would catch the hint, but noooooo. She thought that she could bring their relationship back together by being caring and blah blah blah blah. Kakashi scratched his head thinking of how annoying she was.
Why couldn't she leave him alone? Was she so thick that she couldn't see that it was over between the two of them? Maybe he should start seeing someone, just to send a clear message. But this idea was too stupid to work. He wasn't interested in anyone at the moment. He just wanted to be in peace with his book. Was that too much to ask?

Kakashi sensed someone coming. Glancing to his left, the moonlight showed a figure jumping over the rooftops in his general direction. The Copy Ninja prepared to leave in case it was female (he felt a little bad at this thought, Kurenai was female and she was OK, but he didn't want to take any chances).
As the figure approached Kakashi saw it was a male. Add to that, it was a chuunin.
Kakashi frowned inwardly. Chuunin did not usually approach him unless it was for something annoying such as advice on training techniques, how the chakra was most efficiently used and all that crap. He prepared to take off again, he was in no mood to give a polite brush-off. But then the moon revealed the face of the leaping chuunin; the was a huge scar across the bridge of the nose and the skin was tan.

Kakashi recalled seeming him before...where was it? Oh, yeah, the dude who used to be Naruto's teacher and that was against him making them enter the chuunin exam.
What did he want now? Sasuke was definitely NOT coming back for a while and who knows how long Naruto would take to learn more techniques with the best porn author in the universe (aka Jiraiya), the boy was completely unpredictable. And the annoying yelling brat was now the Hokage's problem so why would that chuunin go to him for anything? Kakashi tried to remember his name, but unless it was something he cared
about (i.e. Icha Icha) or they spent more than six weeks with him, the names of people didn't stick.
Well, it was too late to pretend he hadn't seen himnow, so Kakashi got up and slouched and looked generally bored as Umino Iruka reached him.