Summary: The landlady orders Sunako to find herself a man. But what if that man is someone other than Takano? Read and review to find out! Plus Valentines day funnnnn ;D

Pairing: SunakoxKyohei/SunakoxMysterious other and NaiexTakenaga.

Disclaimer:I don't own nuthin 'cept the new character. And I am not guaranteeing that this is how you know if a guy likes you, so girls, don't get tooooo excited.


Oh No! A Dinner Party?!

It was an ordinary day in February. Rays of golden afternoon sunshine flooded into a luxurious living room, illuminating the searing white carpet on which three boys lay sprawled out like corpses.

Takano Kyohei was the only one who had retained his composure after the landlady delivered her fatal new plan for her oblivious niece.

"Tomorrow night," the landlady's shrill voice said, "I want Sunako to attend a dinner party where she will meet plenty of handsome, and not to mention available, young men. I hope she will attend, looking fabulous and stunning in the new dress I sent her through the mail. With the help of you four boys, she should be able to find a boyfriend in no time!"

Her cheery, hopeful tone ended there. From the phone emerged a completely different character and her voice dropped an octave in pitch for dramatic emphasis.

"Or else."

Her last statement echoed menacingly throughout the room and was terminated only by the soft click as the line went dead.

Kyohei smirked.

Immediately in response, Ranmaru sprang to his feet in determination. He clenched his fists and stared up at the ceiling with glistening eyes.

"Tomorrow, we will turn Sunako into a lady."

Takenaga swiftly rose to his feet as if propelled by the force of Ranmaru's determination. "Yes. She will definitely find a man."

Yuki was the last to arise from his spot on the floor. He wobbled slowly to his feet. "But the dress!" he wailed in despair.

Then they remembered the events of the previous morning.

ZZZZZZZZZZ(FLASHBACK)ZZZZZZZZZZ

"Sunako-chan! A package arrived for you. It's from your aunt!" Yuki called, cupping a hand to his mouth without ever removing his fierce gaze from the brown cardboard box.

From lack of anything better to do or just sheer curiosity about the box's contents, the three other tenants arrived. They burst through the living room door and scrambled all over each other to try to get a peek at the foreign object.

Soon they found themselves fighting over the box, Yuki trying to stop them.

Suddenly, there was a bang as the door was slammed open. After a swish of long raven hair, the foursome could almost hear an inhuman cackle and the sound of light footsteps. The feeling of fear and foreboding washed over their goose-bump covered skin as a dark presence entered.

"Auntie?" an eerie female voice whispered.

The boys stopped fighting momentarily and stood in terrified silence as the girl glided to the package with a fake, almost sinister smile plastered on her pale face.

'I wonder if there is a human skeleton in there,' Nakahara Sunako thought. She had an unusual taste for death, corpses, and the supernatural.

With increasing interest the boys crept towards her. Unaware of their curiosity, Sunako tore violently at the box with the butcher's knife she had stealthily carried in her back pocket.

Finally, after a few intense minutes, Sunako yelled "A-ha!" triumphantly. She reached into the darkness of the box and pulled out…

A black, flowing material. She pulled it up higher and higher out of the box, quite ignorant of the overall shape of the cloth. With all her mental energy she wished it was something else, something more satisfying. For a moment, her denial was able to push the truth out of her mind.

Takenaga was the first to realize what it was. Then, fearing the aggressive girl's reaction, he soundlessly tiptoed away to the safety of his room.

When Yuki and Ranmaru came to the same conclusion, they followed after their friend.

This left Nakahara and Takano. And the latter was sniffling back laughter.

"WHAT IS THIS?!"

The entire mansion shook with the words. Nearby birds took flight. Naie, who had been on her way to visit Takenaga, spun around immediately and nearly sprinted away.

ZZZZZZZZZ(END OF FLASHBACK)ZZZZZZZZZZ

It was not smart of Takano Kyohei to remain in that situation. Nor was it smart for him to burst out laughing at Sunako's red face. So it was entirely his fault for the following:

The tearing and slashing of the dress.

The mess of black cloth all over the living room floor.

The breaking of several windows and mirrors in the house.

Medical bills.

Sunako's refusal to leave her room for the next two days.

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Meanwhile, Kyohei remained in his original slacked position on the couch, smirking.

Yuki moaned.

"Is this amusing to you?" Ranmaru asked. "Is it amusing to think of your lover being taken away by another man?"

Kyohei chuckled. "Lover? I'd be glad to see her gone, especially after she caused this-"

He unbuttoned his shirt to reveal crusty red scab running down his chest. "SHE'S NOT HUMAN! I'd feel sorry for the poor lose-"

He was interrupted by Takenaga's firm hand clutching his mouth.

The goddess of pain herself appeared in the doorway.

"Lunch is ready."