Hello! So I'm in Disney World right now, and I thought it'd be funny to see the Cullens here. So can you guess what I'm gonna do about it? If you guessed "FANFICTION TIME!" then you are correct and you get free virtual cookies! Yay!

Well…I love Disney World. It rocks. If you don't like it, get the hell out. God, why did you come here if you don't like Disney/Disney World??? That's stupid.

If you're still here, I guess you rock! So…um…here we go!

-Forbala-

CHAPTER ONE: VACATION

"So I hear you kids have a holiday coming up," Esme said to her children as we returned to her home after school.

"Yes, this coming week," said Edward.

"Where are we going?" Carlisle asked, staring down at a folder for some patient or something.

"Disney World!" shrieked Alice. "In the Cinderella Castle! Isn't that exciting!"

I blinked. The Cinderella Castle? I knew that ordinary Disney rooms were expensive, and this was the most exclusive room in the whole park! Was Alice crazy?

"Oh, come one! Can't we have gotten Walt Disney's suite?" whined Emmett.

"Walt Disney's suite?" I gasped inaudibly. I buried my face in my hands, shaking my head in astonishment.

"Well, I knew Bella would react like this, so I decided to go cheap."

"Cheap?" I squeaked.

"Oh, be quiet, Bella," Alice reprimanded.

"Don't worry, love, I'll protect you from Alice's evil clutches," Edward joked.

So…we're going to Disney World.

xXx

Friday, Cullens leaving after school for Break

"What are you doing for break, Bella?" Angela asked as I sat down to lunch.

"Apparently, I'm going to Disney World, courtesy of Alice," I sighed, still freaked out about the cost of it all. No doubt, we would experience all the most expensive parts of Disney World. I just hoped they would let me eat and rest without death threats from Edward.

"Wow, seriously? Oh, I'm so jealous." I laughed uncomfortably at Angela's statement.

"Anyone seen Mike?" asked Jessica, leaning over into our side of the table. "He's been gone all day."

"I think he already left for vacation, Jess," I said politely. She huffed and returned to their side.

"Oo, I'm so excited! I can't believe we have to wait two more hours 'til we can leave!" Alice was, needless to say, excessively hyper.

"Speaking of, Alice," I began slowly, in a low voice, remembering something. "Disney World is in Florida…under the blazing sun…under which you can't go…."

"Oh, Bella! Disney is doing a special night-week—they're keeping the park open at night instead of at day for one week as a special program! It's going to be great!"

I sighed, muttered "of course", and dropped my head onto the table.

xXx

"Come on, Bella, we'll miss the plane!" giggled Alice, running at a human pace a few paces ahead of me.

Our group was insane—it reminded me of Home Alone 2. Emmett was carrying his camping pack on his back and half of Rosalie's expensive, four-piece luggage set. Jasper—poor Jasper!—was carrying his military-esque bag on his shoulder and all but the one purse-sized bag of Alice's…one, two…six-piece luggage set. I felt really bad for Jasper, but he looked fine, slightly unbalanced and maybe a little harried, but otherwise fine.

Edward and I had one bag each, as did Carlisle and Esme at the head of our point.

There was yelling and shoving emanating from our group. We created a scene of utter chaos.

"I'm coming," I sighed, rolling my eyes and walking a little faster.

Next I knew, I was in the air, Edward's arms supporting me.

"Oh! Edward, you don't have to carry me," I said, my cheeks going a little pink.

His face was suddenly very close to mine, his lips at my ear, when he spoke. "I know. But I like to carry you." I could hear the intensity in his voice, and see it in his eyes when he pulled away. My face was flushed, my heart rate a little faster, and my breathing picked up as he rushed us to the gate just in time to load our bags and board.

In about thirty minutes, we were headed southeast.