Itachi's 'Because I got High', a naruto fanfic

Because Itachi Got High!

I was gonna train with you but then I got high

I gonna teach you cool shuriken throws too, but then I got high

now all I did was flick your forehead and I know why

Kisame: Why man?

- cause I got high

I wasn't going to kill my clan but then I got high

but I needed to test my full extent, then I got high

now they're dead and my brother hates me and I know why

Kisame: Why man?

- cause I got high

I was going to hide away, but then I got high

when some guy came and tried to recruit me, while I was high

now I'm in some group called Akatsuki and I know why

Kisame: Why man?

- cause I got high

I was hoping to get a cool partner, but I got high

Someone cool that would be like me, but I was high

now I'm stuck with fucking fish face and I know why

Kisame: Why man? wait a minute...

- cause I got high

I was wanting to get a good night sleep, but I got high

Kisame wanted a night light on, and I was high

now I have bags under my eyes and I know why

Kisame: Why man?

- cause I got high

I was gonna get a cool mission, but I got high

something that would have cool explosions and shit, but I got high

now I'm stuck tracking that fucking Naruto kid and I know why

Kisame: Why man?

- cause I got high

We snuck into the leaf village, while I were high

and I was able to take down Kakashi too, while I were high

but we were forced to retreat from the village and I know why

Kisame: Why man?

- cause I got high

We followed Naruto to another town, while I was high

and was able to trick that Jiraiya guy, while I was high

but before we finished, Sasuke arrived, and I know why

Kisame: Why man?

- cause I got high

I was going to stop Sasuke's Chidori, but I was high

he came charging at me and I was ready, but I was high

now he stabbed it through my chest and I'm gonna die

Kisame: Why man?

- cause I was high