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Summary: Havoc is tired of Roy always getting the girls, even though all of them know about his relationship with Ed. So Havoc decides to steal something of Roy's to see how he likes it. Edward Elric. HavocXEd RoyXEd yaoi.
Chapter 1Havoc leaned over the desk to stare into the young brunettes' eyes. He had been trying to get a date for Saturday…
"I'm sorry, but, you see I'm trying to get a guys attention and it would be bad if he saw me with another man. I'm really serious about trying to get a date with…"
…but as always, the girls are always gaga for…
"Colonel Roy Mustang."
Havoc glares as Roy walks past them and the brunettes' eyes begin to sparkle. Roy gives her his smug smirk of 'oh yeah, I'm hot and I know it' and continues to walk towards his office. Havoc sighs at goes to the cafeteria.
"I just don't get it. Everyone knows the guy's gay and he still gets all the girls." Havoc complains while munching on a burger. Breda, Falman and Fuery sigh as this is about the tenth time that week they had heard the rant. And it was only Wednesday. "I don't know why he even flirts with them all when he has Ed…" A huge grin slowly creeps it's way onto Havoc's face.
Fuery looks up at Havoc "What's with the grin?"
Havoc smirks "He steals the people I want to date, so let's see how he likes it."
Breda's eyes widen "Wait, you're not gonna…"
Havoc nods "I'm going to steal the Fullmetal Alchemist from Roy Mustang."
Falman sighs "I know you've liked the kid ever since he came here and all, but stealing him from the Colonel?"
Havoc smirks "It's perfect. I'll get what I want and teach the Colonel a lesson at the same time."
Breda sighs "your funeral."
Fuery looks up at Havoc "but how are you going to get Ed alone?"
Havoc thinks for a second "his birthday in is two days, I'll get him then…otherwise I'll stalk him"
Breda, Fuery and Falman all sweatdrop.
Later in the office…
Riza points her shiny, shiny gun and Roy's head glaring "finish your paperwork Sir"
Roy twitches as he looks down the barrel of the gun "but I've done three piles already, can't I take a break?"
"You took a break 10 minutes ago and all you did was make out with Ed in a closet." Riza looks over at Ed who is working at a desk on a 'report' (a.k.a. he's doodling).
Roy also looks at Ed and smirks "but it was a very good make-out session"
Riza clicks off the safety on the gun "Paperwork. Now."
Roy gulps "yes ma'am."
As Riza continues to glare at Roy who's rushing through his paperwork, signing his name at every available space, he could be buying an ostrich farm and not know, Havoc leans towards Ed to see how his 'report' is going. "hmm, nice drawing"
Ed sweatdrops "you think so?" Ed looks down at his drawing of Riza a the gun to Roy's head and Roy crying, "Please don't shoot me!"
Havoc nods "very realistic" They both look up to see Riza her shiny, shiny gun to Roy's head and Roy crying, "Please don't shoot me!" which soon earned Roy a few warning shots around his crotch.
Havoc smiles "so how are you and Roy doing?"
Ed thinks for a while "everything's ok at the moment, I mean, he's been working a lot more than usual so I haven't been with him as much, but he says he's going to 'make up for it later', I'm still undecided on whether that's a good or bad thing…"
Havoc smiles "well if you're not busy tonight, I was wondering if you wanted to go to a bar or something"
Ed nods "sure, but I'm still underage so no alcohol" Ed is 17, 18 in two days.
Havoc laughs a little "you're only underage for 2 more days chibi" he quickly walks out of the office before Ed starts one of his famous short rants.
Later that night…
Havoc is waiting for Ed in the office. He's been waiting for a while now, since Roy hates seeing his lover leave. Havoc however was just excited that he was going on a date with the Fullmetal Alchemist. Ok, so it wasn't exactly classed as a date, but Havoc's so happy he's treating it like a date. With, or in this case without, Ed's permission.
Eventually Ed walks over to Havoc while Roy mumbles something about 'paperwork' and 'shiny, shiny gun' and smiles "Shall we go?"
Havoc nods and opens the door.
In the bar…
Havoc goes up to the bartender. "What do you want Ed?"
Ed thinks "umm, coke"
Havoc nods and looks at the bartender "Coke and a beer" The bartender nods and quickly serves the drinks. They both walk to the table and start their drinks. Havoc soon gets his third pint and in no time at all, gets drunk.
Ed looks at Havoc "I think I should take you home"
Havoc wraps his arms round Ed and shakes his head "no, I'm (hic) fine"
Ed sighs "you're not fine" he puts one arm round Havoc's waist and pulls one of Havoc's round his neck. Ed drags Havoc out the bar and to Ed's apartment, since it was only round the corner. He lies Havoc on the bed and lets him sleep. Ed sighs and grabs a blanket to sleep on the sofa. Ed leaves the room as Havoc mumbles in his sleep "love you…Ed"
Ok, I think that's an ok start. Please review! I like knowing how to improve and I'd love some ideas on where the story could go!
Next time Havoc gives Ed a special surprise for his birthday, but what is it??? Find out next time!