The top 20 ways to annoy Dustfinger

Spray him in fire retardant

replace Gwin with a bunny

While he's sleeping, dip his hands in gasoline/bug spray/something flammable. Ooh and Aah at the display.

Write something in a completely different language and ask him to read it aloud. Insist it's English and call him stupid when he can't figure it out

Ask him why his rabbit has horns

While he's in the market doing his fire eating business, come in with a flame thrower and laugh manically as your flames engulf his.

If a flame thrower is not available, get your friends to hide in bushes with water guns and constantly extinguish the fires he starts.

Ask him if he finds Basta attractive

While he's asleep, paint lipstick marks on his cheeks, lips and neck, then put smudged lipstick on Meggie's lips. Laugh as they look at each other and scream. (If you are a daring individual who is…familiar with Dustfinger's anatomy, put the lipstick in places that only certain people are aloud to go).

give him baby toys for Christmas/Hanukah/Birthday

Accuse him of murmuring in his sleep about the leprechaun on the Lucky Charms cereal box. Tell him it must have been a rather intriguing dream, and it sounded very intimate.

Barge into his bedroom and scream: "HOW COULD YOU HAVE SAID THAT ABOUT ME?" Burst out bawling and leave.

Get a group of small children to gather around him, and say very professionally: And that children, is why you DON'T get plastic surgery!

While in the Inkworld when you KNOW Dustfinger didn't spend the night with Roxanne, run up to him and say: "Oulala! You and Roxanne sure had it goin' last night! I could hear you two from across the street! You may wanna consider gagging her next time!" Wink; make a clicking noise with you tongue, and leave.

Give him a fire extinguisher, then nod solemnly and say: "You may want that"

Tell him that Fire Elves give you cancer.

Ask him if he thinks he's hot stuff (me: rofl)

Invite him to have a snowball fight with you

Dye his hair green and insist it's better then his natural color

Ask if he's reached third base with Meggie yet.