Yay! XD Run and hide, this will be a multi-chaptered fic. Hope you like it, please leave a comment and press my Uke-button xD
Disclaimer: I don't anything in here pouts but I wanna!
Summary: Fuji convinced them all in joining a private chat.
So now, after a hard day, they log themselves in, happy of finally chatting with their lovers, when…they find out, WHAT nicknames Fuji officially gave to them.
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Ur!own!sadist entered the chatroom.
Ur!own!sadist: Saa… is anyone here yet?
Ur!own!sadist: …
Ur!own!sadist: Well, it seams not.
Pouting!Uke entered the chatroom.
Ur!own!sadist: Saa, Ryoma-chan. Welcome to or own chatroom.
Pouting!Uke: …
Ur!own!sadist?
Pouting!Uke: …Fuji.
Ur!own!sadist: Hm?
Pouting!Uke: …how can I change my nickname?
Ur!own!sadist: Why? Don't you like it? I think it's really cute and it suits you well. :D
Pouting!Uke: …Che. I don't think so. I'm not pouting and I'm NO Uke!
Ur!own!sadist: Saa, I bet you're pouting right now, aren't you:) C'mon. Don't be so
offended.
Pouting!Uke: Am not! I hope you gave the others an idiotic name, too. .
Ur!own!sadist: Aww, Ryoma, that hurt.
Pouting!Uke: Did you?
Ur!own!sadist: My, of course, who do you think I am? ;)
Pouting!Uke:P So, when do they come?
Ur!own!sadist: I don't know exactly. Tezuka was talking about 'reading' and you know how long it takes him to leave his book alone. Saa…,sometimes I think, we are just replacements… anyway, what did you do today?
Pouting!Uke: Buchou is sexy, when he reads. I did the same things as always. Sleeping, feeding Karupin and hiding.
Ur!own!sadist: Yes, it's cute how his nose wrinkles, every time he turns a page, isn't it? Saa, I think I should do something against all those fangirls, ne Ryoma-chan?
Pouting!Uke: …
Super!Seme entered the chatroom.
Ur!own!sadist: Well, hello there Gen-kun :))))
Pouting!Uke: …well I'm glad you really gave them idiotic names. .
Ur!own!sadist: Moou, Ryoma-chan, that's mean.
Pouting!Uke: Mada mada dane…
Ur!own!sadist: Gen-chan?
Ur!own!sadist: Ah, you don't know how to write, do you?
Pouting!Uke: Just press Enter on your keyboard, write something and press Enter again.
Super!Seme: .
Ur!own!sadist: Saa, you did it:)
Super!Seme: Fuji…
Ur!own!sadist: What is it, Gen-kun?
Super!Seme: How can I change my nickname?
Ur!own!sadist: You don't like it?
Pouting!Uke: You can't change it, Gen. Just bear with it. If you want, we can switch the names…
Super!Seme: …
Super!Seme: No, thank you.
Pouting!Uke: Che…mada mada dane.
Ur!own!sadist: ':)
One!egg!Wonder entered the chatroom.
One!egg!Wonder: Be awed by Ore-sama's presence.
Pouting!Uke: …
Super!Seme: …
Ur!own!sadist: Welcome, Keigo :)
Pouting!Uke: °-° …
Super!Seme: …
One!egg!Wonder: What is it brat? Are you stunned because of Ore-sama's presence? Ah well, you must be. Ore-sama appreciates that.
Pouting!Uke: …Mada mada dane monkey king.
Super!Seme: …how can you impress the emotion of joy in here?
Ur!own!sadist: Just press x and D
Super!Seme: xD Like this?
Ur!own!sadist: Yes
Super!Seme: …xD
One!egg!Wonder: Eh? Why are you so happy Gen-kun? Ah, of course, you must have missed Ore-sama. But now Ore-sama is here, blessing you with his mighty presence.
Pouting!Uke: … I like your nickname monkey king.
One!egg!Wonder: Really? What is it, Ore-sama can just see yours. Btw, Ore-sama supports yours, too.
Ur!own!sadist: Press R and you'll see it.
Super!Seme: xD
Pouting!Uke: Gen-chan, you're OOC if you type this emoticon so much.
Super!Seme. …
Pouting!Uke: Much better.
One!egg!Wonder: …
One!egg!Wonder: FUJI!!!!!!!!!!!
Ur!own!sadist: Yes Keigo:D
Pouting!Uke: Fuji-senpai, this emoticon is really gay.
One!egg!Wonder: HOW DARE YOU TO INSULT ORE-SAMA LIKE THIS??!!
Ur!own!sadist: Well, I am gay, am I not:) I really like this emoticon. :D
Pouting!Uke: …Mada mada dane.
Ur!own!sadist: Saa, I like that name.
Pouting!Uke: Same here.
Super!Seme: Aa.
Buchou01 entered the chatroom.
One!egg!Wonder!!!!!!! ORE-SAMA DOESN'T HAS JUST ONE EGG!
Buchou01: …
Pouting!Uke: Buchou…
Super!Seme: Kunimitsu.
One!egg!Wonder: ORE-SAMA DEMANDS TO CHANGE HIS NAME! NOW!
Ur!own!sadist: Mitsu - How are you?
Buchou01: I'm fine.
Pouting!Uke: Buchou…
Buchou01: Yes Ryoma?
Pouting!Uke: I…why?
One!egg!Wonder: DO YOU IGNORE ORE-SAMA??!! ORE-SAMA WILL PUNISH YOU. CHANGE IT! NOW!
Ur!own!sadist: Kei-kun, relax.
Buchou01: What's wrong Ryoma?
Super!Seme: Ryoma? You ok?
Ur!own!sadist: …Ryo-baby?
One!egg!Wonder: …Brat? Did Ore-sama scare you? Ore-sama will stop with it. We will talk about this later, Fuji.
Buchou01: Ryoma?
Pouting!Uke: Why does Buchou gets a normal name, and I get something like this? Che, this is just so unfair. I have to be the Uke every time, I have to bear Keigo's big image, I have to bear my fathers perverseness, but noooo, I get such a name and Buchou gets a normal one. This is so unfair!
Buchou01: …
Super!Seme: Well, yeah, that's right.
Ur!own!sadist: …
One!egg!Wonder: Ore-sama has NOT a big image, Ore-sama just has the privilege to impress other people by his shining personality. But about the name thing, Ore-sama thinks, the brat is right.
Buchou01: …
Super!Seme: I agree.
Ur!own!sadist: Saa, I'm sorry Ryoma, I change it.
One!egg!Wonder: You can change names? Ore-sama demands to change Ore-sama's name, too.
Ur!own!sadist: I just can change it once, so I'm terribly sorry I can't change yours Keigo. :)
I changed his name, Ryo. Write something Kuni-bu. -
Rubber!duckey01: …
Pouting!Uke: …°-°
Super!Seme: xD
One!egg!Wonder: …Ore-sama likes this name.
Rubber!duckey01: Fuji…
Ur!own!sadist: Hai, Tezuka?
Rubber!duckey01: 40 laps, now.
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xDD Hope you liked it I have another idea for this fic, so I just have to write another chapter, eh? XD
But I'll stop, if you didn't like it, so just tell me your feelings about the Uke button, in the left corner.
Uke!Button: Press me pleeeaaase gets horny
I have another idea in my mind for an OT5 Oneshot, which I'll post in the next few days I think. But I'm getting ill. So I hope, I can write without coughing at my screen 'xD And thanks for the comments to 'Bad hair day'. I was walking around like a happy idiot, getting stares of my mates 'xD
P.S: If you wonder about Keigo's name… ask Fuji x)
Ur!own!sadist: smiles sadistically Saa…any questions? ;D
Pouting!Uke: Fuji-senpai, I told you this emoticon is just gay. .
Ur!own!sadist: Go back to bed, Ryo-baby, I'll take care of your big mouth in a… pleasurable way, ne? ;D
Pouting!Uke: …help? °-°