"Out of Line"

A/N: Umm... This one is based on the prompt "out of line". It's a wild bunch of weird, random, insane dialogue. (For disclaimer, see Chapter 1.)

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"I beg your pardon?" Astoria Malfoy née Greengrass asked, her surprise clearly shown in her eyes.

Scorpius rolled his eyes, "I said that I want to marry Rose Weasley."

"I forbid it! She is a halfblood!" Draco Malfoy roared.

"So says the man who is having a tryst with her mother."

Draco's face went from crimson to white in less than a second.

"What?" Astoria shouted.

"Cut it out, mother! You're the one screwing around with Uncle Blaise."

"What?" Draco had managed just as Astoria chided Scorpius for his language.

"You're having a tryst with the Mudblood!"

"You're screwing around with Blaise! And you! You want to marry Hermione's daughter!"

"You called her Hermione!" Astoria cried. "You never call me Hermione!" And she flung a vase at him.

"Your name is not Hermione! And that was my mother's favourite vase!" Much thanks to his seeker reflexes, he caught the vase.

"I don't care! I'm so confused!"

"So am I!"

"So can I marry Rose?"

"NO!" Both parents screamed.

Lucius turned to Narcissa and sighed, "This family is getting so out of line."