This was inspired by Jinzouningen's ff Don't Tick off a Shark

Disclamer: I don't own Naruto or Itachi/Sasuke would not die or almost die in the Manga.

NO FLAMING I'M LOW ENOUGH ON SELF ESTEEM, but I'll allow constructive criticizing IF you still tell me what you think of it over all not just my flaws; don't comment about my grammer skills though I ALREADY KNOW I SUCK AT GRAMMER SKILLS!

Setting: It started out a regular day for Akatsuki, Pein had sent Kisame, Deidara, Itachi, and Sasori on a mission to kill some dude in in ummm…ummm…Suna yeeeeah Suna...

Warning:most likely will contain spanking in latter chs

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"What's with this guy he just won't die," shouted Itachi throwing a fire kunai at him.

"Yeah, I'm getting annoyed it's 4 vs. 1 we should have already won," agreed Deidara starting to form some clay.

The man got out two scrolls quickly spreading his blood from his thumb down the center, and recited a jutsu so quietly not even he could hear what he said. Kisame quickly did a water ball jutsu and Itachi got behind him and killed him off.

"Well, finally I thought he would never die," complained Deidara sitting on a log along with Kisame and Sasori as Itachi sat behind it for a break.

"I wonder what that jutsu he tried to use was," said Kisame leaning his head back.

"It doesn't really matter we killed him just like Leader-sama told us to," said Sasori.

"Huh, what happened why am I here? Who are those people? That person looks like a shark; Okaa-san said sharks were evil when we went to the beach last year. I bet I could beat him up if use a big stick," thought a little black haired chibi from behind a log picking up a big stick aiming carefully and jabbing the 'evil shark' in the back.

"OWW, Itachi what was tha-

Kisame cut himself off looking at a small child probably about four; he had dark onyx eyes, and black hair as dark as night, sitting in a Akatsuki robe much to big for him, crying and whimpering.

"I sowy Mr.sharky pwease don't eat me," cried the little boy trying to get up but slipped on the cloak.

"I-I-Itachi, is that you," asked Kisame in shock looking at the little boy.

"H-How do you know my name," asked Itachi drying his tears with his fist.

"I-we-are-were -partners," said Kisame reaching out for Itachi," come with me so we can find out what happened to you.

"NO! I want Kaa-san and Tou-san," yelled Itachi pulling away.

"They're not here now come along now ,Itachi," said Kisame picking up Itachi.

"No, No, let me go I'm an Uchiha put me down you stupid fish ," yelled Itachi kicking and hitting him constantly.

"STOP IT NOW ITACHI," yelled Kisame silencing Itachi for a few moments then he burst into tears.

"I sowy I sowy I no mean to be bad pwease don't be mad," cried in-between sobs.

"Shh, calm down Itachi, shh, I'm not angry, shh," comforted Kisame rubbing circles on Itachi's back.

"Oh, great how could things get any worse? asked Kisame still trying to calm Itachi.

"They just did," said Sasori holding up a blond haired chibi.

"No way what are we going tell Leader-sama? yelled Kisame looking at what appeared as a chibi Deidara.

"Let's just get back for now." said Sasori holding a now sleeping Deidara closely.

(-skipping to them talking with pein-)

"They are so cute," squealed Konan squeezing Deidara.

"Konan please control yourself," said Pein coolly.

"But they're so cute!"

"I'm an Uchiha and Uchihas wisn't cute," said Itachi sticking out his tongue.

"Itachi, was a brat as a kid," said Pein.

"I wis not, stupid spiky man," said Itachi kicking Pein.

"Why, you little how dare you," shouted Pein reaching for his arm, but Itachi was already hiding behind Konan.

"Cam down Pein he's just a little kid he doesn't know any better," said Konan holding Itachi closely.

"Calm down?! When I was his age if I did that my father would beat m-

"Don't you dare beat him! If you want to punish him the worst you should do is give him a light swat, honestly you men are so barbaric," yelled Konan holding Itachi tighter.

"Kisame, Sasori why don't you go put Itachi and Deidara down for a nap while I talk to Pein,' said Konan gently handing Itachi to Kisame.

"Hai," replied Sasori and Kisame disappearing in a puff off smoke to Kisame and Itachi's room.

"Same," questioned Itachi.

"What do you want?"

"W-was that spiky hair man really going to hurt me; is I really that bad is that why everyone at the village hate me," asked Itachi looking up with teary eyes.

"Leader-sama just has a quick temper don't worry about just stay out of his way." replied Kisame putting Itachi down on his bed with Deidara.

"But is I bad?"

"I just met you I don't know if you are or not now sleep a for a bit," said Kisame leaving with Sasori.

"Dara, Dara wake up," whispered Itachi poking him.

"Wha you wan, un," asked Deidara yawning and sitting up rubbing his eyes.

"Am I bad?"

"I don't know , bu you did wake me up so I guess you might be, un," answered Deidara yawning again.

"Why you so seepy anyways," asked Itachi poking Deidara's forhead.

"I dunno, I think I is jus bored," replied Deidara streching.

"Wan to do somethin fun den," asked Itachi poking Deidara again.

"Kay, bu sop pokin me," said Deidara stopping Itachi's hand.

"Deal, so wha sould we do?"

"Let's pull a pwank," said Deidara exiciedly.

"Good idea and I know what we could do! I cheat in monoplaly alot so I have fake mouny!"

"Wha we gonna do with the fake money?"

"Remember that guy we saw going in here he was hugging his wallet we could trick him into thinking we are burning money," said Itachi queitly in case some one was listening in.

"Dat's a great idea Tachi, let's do it!"

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