Maybe There's Something in the Water

By The Bubbles

Disclaimer- None of this is mine. It's just a crazy idea I had a couple days ago.

Summary- Odd goings-on at the Acolyte base. What could be the cause of it all?

A/N- Don't get your knickers in a twist, folks. I'm still working on PMIoP. Mastermind's diary oughta be up in a few days.

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"What's this?" Piotr looked into the room. Sabretooth was on the phone, and had been for quite some time. "Sabretooth is on the phone with Wolverine and hasn't yelled once?"

Piotr shook his head in amazement. It was certainly odd. Maybe he'd gotten into some catnip or something. He went into the next room. Mastermind was modeling a pair of tight jeans in front of the mirror.

"What are you doing, Jason?"

"Getting ready for my date. Do these jeans make my butt look fat?"

Piotr shook the disturbing image from his head and went off looking for Pyro or Gambit.

"Mastermind is acting oddly too. Maybe there is something in the water supply."

He found Gambit and Pyro in the lounge playing cards. Gambit wasn't even cheating. Piotr could tell because Pyro was winning. Not only was Pyro winning, but Piotr also couldn't recall him setting anything on fire for at least the last few hours- or all day for that matter.

"Now Gambit and Pyro are acting very out-of-character. What is going on here?"

"Stop talking to yourself, Colossus," Magneto said as he walked by.

Magneto was walking!?

"Yep," Piotr said to himself as he sat down in front of the TV. "Apocalypse'll be knocking on the door any minute now."