Disclaimers: Nothing is mine. I own nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing.

Put Gun to mouth.

'Heey,Sanzoo...-

'Shut. up.'

Sanzo whipped around and thrust the barrel of the gun into Goku's face, bringing it level with his mouth. The attempt, however, was restricted by his positioning and the barrel hovered in the vicinity.

Goku retreated.

'Heheh.'

'Oi Sanzo...' Gojyo piped up lazily from next to Goku, 'You're the one putting the cold, hard devil into his mouth and you dare call me a pervert...'

Hakkai eyed Sanzo curiously.

'What if dead brain ape here gets too used to that feeling?'

Gojyo paused and exhaled slowly.

'...and especially to those that belong to you, Sanzo Sama.'

Gojyo finished with a flourish, with the smile of the devil splayed on his lips.

Sanzo's vein throbbed. Hard. Goku blinked.

Picking up momentum, and for all its worth, Hakkai added - 'You know how persistent Goku can be.'

Sanzo stiffly removed his gun from Goku's face and shot Hakkai a glare.

'Someday,' Sanzo muttered forcefully through gritted teeth. 'You're going to get it too.'

Hakkai laughed.

'I don't know Sanzo, I'm not sure Goku likes to share. He usually has them whole, doesn't he?'

Sanzo's expression darkened, his trigger finger twitched.

Gojyo snickered.

'Shooting blanks, Sanzo sama?'

It was however, Goku - leading to the climax, who delivered the final blow.

'Ne, Sanzo...Can I eat your -

'SHUT UP.'

Silence played companion to the wind.

What followed after was the laughter of two highly amused companions of a rather palatable monk.

'Well Goku, at least Sanzo didn't say no.'

UH. Don't shoot!