A/N: The further adventures of PIMPHARRY.
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Ron Weasely drug himself through the portrait hole leading into the Gryffindor common room. Practice had been a real bitch. Ever sense Harry and his brothers were banned, everything seemed to go wrong on the pitch. Ron walked into the common room to see Harry standing next to the stairs, grinning like an idiot.
"Hey Ron." Said Harry.
"Mate." Replied Ron.
"So….I got you an early birthday present." Said Harry. "It's waiting for you up on your bed." Ron looked confused, but started up the steps. "Oh, and don't worry, no one will bother you." Ron got a little excited about that. The first thing through his mind was that Harry had someone older buy him porn as a cheer you up present.
It wasn't porn. It was way, way, way better. The Patil twins. Naked. On his, Ron Weasely's bed. And they looked hungry.
Ron yelled back down the stairs. "Thank you Harry!"
Harry replied back up the stairs "You have fun, and I'll be in the kitchens." Ron didn't give it any thought. He tore off his clothes, and leaped into bed.
Break
Harry Potter stood outside the kitchen 45 minutes later, eating an apple. A dishelved looking set of Patil twins walked up to him.
"So?" asked Harry.
"It was good." Said one of the twins. Right then their skin started to bubble and change. A moment later, Crabbe and Goyle stood in the Patil's too small robes. Crabbe reached into his pocket and pulled out a large bag of gold. He handed it over to Harry.
"Pleasure doing business with you gentlemen." Said Harry. "Even if you have…..unique requests." The two bulking Slytherins trudged off to the dungeons.
Harry walked back to his dorm, whistling as if he didn't have a care in the world. He found a naked Ron sprawled out on his bed.
"Mate, best. Prestent. EVER!"
Harry just grinned at his happy friend.
END