Normal disclaimers apply. This is a bit of lunacy that hit at random after seeing a pic on Deviant Art of a nekkid Nightwing.

"Shh…"

"Shh…"

"Roy, maybe this really isn't such a good…"

"Will you shut up! It'll be fine, trust me…"

All three boys crept silently through the darkened room. Tools and gadgets still lay on the desk and clothes lay on the floor in a heap needing to be washed. Considering how anal retentive the boy could be, his room was surprisingly messy.

"Ok, gimme the bowl," Roy whispered once beside the bed on which their leader slept.

"I still don't think this is such a good idea…"

"Stop being a pansy, Garth – just gimme the damn bowl!" he hissed. The bowl was handed over with a heavy sigh and the snickers of joy began.

"Touch me and I'll slaughter you, Harper," he said before the water could touch his dangling fingers. All three boys froze, all of them glaring at the ringleader of this ridiculous plan.

On single ice-blue eye popped open and locked on Roy, making the red-head shrink back, guilty and caught red handed. The others followed suit, hiding – poorly – behind the prankster in front.

"Ehh-heh-heh, hey Robbie…" Roy managed to chortle out, trying his best to come up with some lame excuse for their intended actions – or a patsy. The dark-haired youth was not amused, however, arching an eyebrow at his so-called friend.

"Wally started it," Roy said suddenly, shoving the other red-headed boy in front of him.

"I – no!" Wally stuttered, uncomfortable beneath the 'bat glare' as they'd come to term it. "Him – he – Roy said!"

"You're all lucky I sleep naked or your asses would be toast right now," the blue-eyed wonder stated flatly. All of them looked properly chastised and chagrined, that is, until Roy finally realized what his friend had said.

"You sleep naked??" The others had the same reaction if silent but all stared in morbid and perverse curiosity at their leader.

"Just for you big boy, just for you," Dick replied the tone of annoyance and disapproval heavy on his voice.

"You're sick, Rob, you know that, right?"