I like started writing this today, coz I got this email today and I've done up to chapter 3 outta 5. Yes, 5 chapters of this. If it was going to be longer, you wouldn't be reading this, coz honestly, I shouldn't be starting this when I've got other things to work on. But I just started and couldn't stop. (Though there were times when I did stop to write some other things.) And I don't know how great this will be, but I'll see what happens. If everyone likes my, very long, chapter 1, I'll post the rest of it.

Warning: Long chapter, tis all. I dunno, I couldn't help it.

Chapter 1

"This is all junk mail!" Lilly said as she pressed the 'Delete' button on her computer. Her best friend, Miley, looked over Lilly's shoulder and at the computer screen.

"Are they all those 'If you don't send this is the next five hours, you're gonna die' ones?" She asked. Lilly nodded and continued deleting them until Miley shouted. "Stop!"

"What?" Oliver asked as he looked up from the place on the floor where he had fallen asleep. The three of them were in Lilly's bedroom on a Saturday morning, due to the fact that the beach was nearly deserted.

"25 things a sweet guy would do!" Miley said, pointing to an email. Lilly clicked it and scrolled down, skipping all the other emails that were there until she finally made it to the list. Oliver joined them at the computer, reading over Miley's shoulder.

25 things a Sweet Guy would Do:

1. Know how to make you smile when you are down.

2. Try to secretly smell your hair BUT you always notice.

3. Stick up for you but still be respectful of your independence.

4. Give you the remote control during the game.

5. Come up behind you, put his arms around you, squeeze you tightly against his chest, and whisper softly into your ear

6. Play with your hair.

7. His hands will always find yours.

8. Be cute when he really wants something.

9. Offer you plenty of massages.

10. Dance with you even if he feels like a dork.

11. Never run out of love!!

12. Be funny, but knows when to be serious.

13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious.

14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready.

15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts.

16. Smile a lot.

17. Plan a romantic date full of cheesy things he wouldn't normally do just b/c he knows it means a lot to you.

18. Appreciate you!!

19. Help others out.

20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1.

21. Always give you a peck on the cheek when you depart from each other's company-even when friends are watching.

22. Sing even if he can't.

23. Have a creative sense of humour

24. Stare at you.

25. Call for no reason.

"Wow, is there really a guy like that out there?" Miley asked. Lilly shook her head and tried to close the window, but pressed the 'Print' button instead.

"Aw, great." She said and closed the window. The list came out of the printer and Lilly scrunched it up and threw it in her waste paper basket. Oliver looked over at it and then back at Miley. Maybe he could prove her wrong…

xXxXx

The three of them were down at the beach later that day. Miley and Lilly lay on towels in the sand, trying to get a tan while Oliver was at Rico's, ordering food for himself.

"I'm surprised at how much you eat Oken." Jackson said as he passed him 5 more hotdogs.

"Surprised at how much I eat or surprised I have enough money to pay for it all?" Oliver asked, squirting ketchup onto his hotdogs.

"The money part." Jackson said and then looked around. "Ooh, looks like someone is messing with Miley and Lilly."

Oliver turned around, hotdog in his mouth, and saw a guy trying to chat up Miley. "I've got this." He picked up the rest of the food he ordered and walked towards the girls, looking straight at the guy chatting to Miley.

"No, I don't want to go out with you." He heard Miley say.

"Aw, come on. Are you scared or something?" The guy asked.

"She said she didn't want to go." Oliver said. Miley turned around to look at him and smiled.

Stick up for you but still be respectful of your independence.

"And who are you? Her boyfriend?" He asked.

"No, but I'm her friend. And if she doesn't want to go with you, she doesn't have to."

"He's right Pete, I don't want to go out with you. Now you can leave." Miley said, standing up. The guy Pete shrugged.

"Fine, suit yourself Miley." He said and left. Miley then turned to Oliver and smiled.

"Thanks for helping me."

"No problem." He said as he sat down next to her beach towel. Miley sat back down and started a conversation with Lilly while Oliver ate his hotdogs. He then looked at the two of them, but then Miley's hair caught his attention.

It was very long and she hadn't straightened it today. It shone in the light and he could see different colours along with the usual brown colour.

'What shampoo does she use?' Oliver thought and leaned closer to her and smelled her hair.

Try to secretly smell your hair BUT you always notice.

"Oliver, what are you doing?" Miley asked.

"Uh… you're hair smells like the ocean."

"We're at the beach, I've been swimming." Miley said.

"Right." Oliver then lay back as Miley went back to her conversation with Lilly.

"Is he ok?" Lilly asked, looking past Miley and at Oliver.

"I think so… I think he tried to smell my hair."

"Smell your hair? That is not normal for Oliver."

"Huh?"

"Oh my gosh, Oliver is stalking you! He's going to come around your house tonight and cut off your hair and keep it in a box which is a shrine to you."

"You do know that this is Oliver we're talking about."

"Oh, I forgot." Lilly said and shrugged, lying down again. Miley looked around the beach and the smile on her face faded. Oliver noticed this and looked in the direction she was looking at. Jake and Mikayla, strolling along the beach, holding hands.

Know how to make you smile when you are down.

"Hey Miley, how about we go swim?" Oliver suggested, getting off the ground.

"What?"

"Come on, it'll be fun."

"I don't know…" But Miley found herself being picked up and dragged off to the water. "Oliver!"

"Come on Miley." Oliver pleaded.

"For you, ok." Miley said and smiled at him. Oliver then grabbed her hand and the two went running into the waves crashing against the sand. Miley shrieked as the water hit her, but Oliver kept on pulling her out further.

"Ok, real reason behind dragging me out here?" Miley asked once they were waist deep.

"So I could dunk you."

"Donut say what?" Miley managed to say before she went under the water. When she surfaced, Oliver was laughing at her.

"Oh, you're going to get it now." Miley teased and dunked him, but Oliver pulled her down with him. They both resurfaced at the same time, laughing.

"Don't do that again." Miley said, but smiled. "Let's get back to shore otherwise Lilly will disown us as her best friends."

"Fine, but it's her fault she didn't come with us." Oliver said as he started swimming back to shore. He noticed that Jake and Mikayla were gone and it seemed Miley noticed as well.

"It's weird to see Jake with Mikayla, my enemy." Miley said as they walked towards Lilly and their beach towels.

"Forget about Jake, he's no longer part of your life." Oliver said as he picked up his own towel.

"Yeah, I know." Miley said and sighed. She then looked up at him and smiled. "Thanks."

"Are we leaving or something? Because the game starts soon." Lilly said, getting off her towel.

"I guess so." Miley said as she watched her two friends run ahead of her towards her house. She even saw Jackson run past them to get home in time to see the big game that night.

"Wonder if they would let me watch something else." Miley said, a mischievous smile appearing on her face. Oh, it was time to test something…

xXxXx

"You finally made it." Lilly said as Miley entered the house. It had actually been 20 minutes since they left Miley at the beach.

"Yeah, I just wanted to take a long walk on the beach before coming inside. Do you really have to watch this here, I've got my own TV program to watch." Miley said as she sat on the couch, next to Oliver.

"You can watch the repeats." Lilly and Jackson said from the floor. Miley turned to Oliver.

"Can I please have the remote?"

"Don't do it! Lilly grab it!" Jackson said, pointing to the remote on the table. There was then a mad dash for the remote as both Lilly and Oliver went after it. Both managed to grab one end, Oliver trying to pull it towards him.

"Oliver, what are you doing? This is the biggest football game this season and you're going to give the remote to Miley?" Lilly asked.

"Yeah."

Give you the remote control during the game.

"You know kids, there is another TV." Robby Ray said as he came down the stairs.

"Quickly Lilly, upstairs to the other TV!" Jackson shouted, jumping off the floor and running up the stairs. Lilly let go of the remote and ran after him.

"Here you go Miley." Oliver said, handing her the remote.

"You do know there wasn't a TV show that I wanted to watch."

"There wasn't?" Oliver's eyes went wide as Miley laughed.

"Yeah, but it's sweet that you actually gave me the remote. How about we watch the rest of the game together?"

"No, I actually think I should be getting home, I've got to baby-sit Dylan tonight." Oliver said, getting off the floor where he fell.

"Aw, you're a good big brother." Miley said as she followed him to the door. Oliver opened it and then turned around to her.

"Uh, yeah." He said. He then pulled Miley close to him and hugged her tightly. "Bye Miles."

"Bye donut." She said into his chest. He then let go of her and left the house.

Come up behind you, put his arms around you, squeeze you tightly against his chest, and whisper softly into your ear

xXxXx

"He missed the game?"

"Lilly, Oliver was so sweet today!"

"He missed the game?"

"I mean, he stood up for me, made me laugh and then he hugged me…"

"He missed the game?"

"Are you stuck on a loop?"

"He missed the game?" Lilly repeated, eyes wide. 'This is worse then I thought. Ollie has it bad for Miley!' She thought.

"If that's all you're going to say, then I'll leave you here…" Miley said, getting off the couch. The two were sitting in the living room later that day.

"No, I think I'll go. See you tomorrow Miley." Lilly said, leaving the Stewart's house. 'Oliver has got a lot of explaining to do… like why he missed the game!'

Ok, the last one wasn't exactly like it was supposed to be, but close enough. Lilly is obsessed with the football game, isn't she?

Next chapter: Oliver and Miley go somewhere... without Lilly! Lilly has her suspicions that she shares with Jackson, who is totally oblivious to the whole thing. Plus, Oliver manages to do 5 more things off the list.

Hey, I just got another email! Ooh, I know what the sequel is going to be about! (Yes, I'm that far gone that there's a sequel as well. I should stop while I'm ahead.)