Dear Edward,

Dear Edward,

There's this boy that I really like. What am I going to do? He doesn't go to my school, and he's a bit older than me, but I love him so much. The problem is, he already has a girlfriend and I think that he hates me. Please give me some advice.

- Lone Wolf

Lone Wolf,

Please do not write to me again. There is nothing I can do to help you. I am engaged to my Bella and I'm not into guys. Especially not werewolves. I can hear your thoughts and I know what you've been thinking about me, Jacob. I hope I never see you again.

- Edward

Dear Edward,

I really need your help. I've fallen in love with someone, someone I can never ever be with. And I want to be with him, so much! I really don't know what to do. This boy, this … man … I truly love him, but he's in love with someone else. My daughter.

- Chief Troubled

Charlie,

I'm marrying your daughter. Once we have said our vows, we are going to leave Forks and you. We will not leave a forwarding address or a phone number. Hopefully you will forget we ever existed and I will never see you again.

- Edward

Dear Edward,

Help. I'm in love with my son. I'm not inbred, I swear. But he's just so hot. What the puck am I going to do? God, I feel wrong inside.

- Not Inbred

Not Inbred,

Carlisle, that's disgusting. Stop thinking those thoughts. Esme is ashamed of you.

- Edward

Dear Edward,

My son is in love with another man and it disgusts me, but after a while I realised that I was in love with the same man! My son and I have been bitch-fighting about it a lot lately. Whatever shall I do?

Much love,

A Broken-Hearted Old Man

Billy,

Ew. I know Jacob is in love with me, but you? I find that even more disturbing. Gah, men! I can't wait to leave this shit-hole of a town. Goodbye, Billy.

- Edward

Dear Edward,

Will you go out with me?

Love, Jessica.

Jessica,

No.

- Edward

Eddy,

Your hair is so perfect! How can I make my hair the same?

- Hairless

Mike,

Seriously? I don't even brush my hair in the morning. I'm sorry, but there's just nothing you can do to make yourself as great-looking as me.

- Edward

Dear Edward,

My boyfriend is a vampire and I really want him to make me into one too, so that we can be together forever. But he keeps refusing! He thinks that I'll lose my soul or something. I'm just so frustrated! And my sex life isn't so great, either. My idiot boyfriend has all these rules.

- In Need Of Love

Dear In Need Of Love,

I know it's you, Bella. And we've discussed this before.

Love, Edward.

PS - Our sex life is great! What are you talking about?

end of chapter one

A/N - If you want to send in your own letter to Edward, from anyone, please say so in your review, and Edward will reply in the next chapter.